The game comes with quite funny faq.txt so I just
put its entire content below.
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Q. What should be in the game I downloaded?
Arrow: *pulls our a list and consults it*
One 'Setup.exe' file;
One 'Usa-chan.zip' file;
One 'FAQ.txt' file (Wowie! Look, you found it!);
One 'unlha32.dll' file...
What the Dios does that do Corrie?!
Corrie: *shrugs* I have no idea. Just don't mess with
Arrow: Yeah...that's it. It you don't have it all
you've got problems. If you have more that that we wanna
know what the Dios you've got 'cos WE'VE never seen it
Q. I just downloaded this supremely awesome game. How
do I get it working?
A. Corrie: Suck-up! SUCK-UP!
Corrie: OUCH! You double click on the 'Setup' Icon.
DON'T try to unzip the 'Usa-chan' file for Dios' sake! It'll
probably then go into a really messed up screen in which the
only thing in English will be a 'Next' button. Browse and
select where you want to unzip the game to by clicking on
the '______...' button (the top one not the bottom one) then
click 'Next'. It should then start installing and the rest
is pretty self-evident.
Arrow: ... That's pretty messed up game designing
Corrie: *sweatdrops* Eh...I'm a poor defenceless
amateur...It works! What does it matter what it LOOKS like!
Q. What is this game about?!
A. Arrow: It's set during the flashback in the Sailor
Moon R Movie.
Corrie: It was just so cute we decided to make a mini
game from it!
Arrow: Dios yes!
Q. But I haven't seen the R Movie!
A. Arrow: *gak* SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!
Corrie: Go and buy it NOW!!!!!!!!! It's the absolute
BEST movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrow: Anyway...this doesn't have any spoilers and
you don't need to have seen it or anything. It's just...
*Arrow and Corrie look in pity at the poor people who have
never seen the R Movie*
Arrow: Poor deprived things! you don't know what
you're missing out on.
Q. How does it work/what does it do/can I touch
A. The directional keys on the Keyboard will take you
in the appropriate directions. Sometimes you will find you
can't go in a certain place. This is called a wall. We hope
you are familiar with this concept.
The 'Enter' or 'Return' button is the action button, ie. you
use it to talk to people/open doors/ do really useful
things. When in doubt, we suggest you wander around and
punch this mercilessly. Have fun!
When a person says something it will be displayed in a large
grey box at the top of the screen. You can read it...if you
Q. I died. What now?
A. ... How on EARTH did you manage that?! You CAN'T
die in this game!!!!! It's a mini-special by Dios!!
Q. Why can't I save?! I haven't seen any save points
A. Corrie: *sigh* You see what happens when you try
to make things easier for people!
Arrow: You can save the game anytime by pressing
'Escape'. This will bring up a very useful screen with
things like 'Status' and 'Items'.
Corrie: And 'Save'.
Arrow: But if you have to save in this game you
Q. Why did you make this game?
A. So people would visit our sites, please do! That's
http://www.geocities.com/moon_rpg and http://www.ginzuishou.com...yes,
http://www.ginzuishou.com! You won't be disappointed!!
Q. No, really!
You don't believe us?? OK...um...yeah, we wanted to make
this planet a better, kinder place. *cough* Really! Also, we
tried to find Sailor Moon games and not only can very few be
found but they all either suck or are in different
languages. Or usually both. We found this scandalous so we
took it upon ourselves. We were bored (and on a sugar hit)
one day and it seemed a surprisingly good idea at the
time...later of course we found out it was hard, long and
the programming was incredibly tedious...but we...we did it
for YOU!!! *weep*
Q. So what do YOU get out of this? ...I'm not going
to give you any MONEY you know!
A. Arrow: *sulk* If you LOVED us you'd give us money!
Corrie: There is the whole site visits thing (that's
www.geocities.com/moon_rpg and www.ginzuishou.com by the
way...best Dios sites you've seen in your life!!) but
actually our plan is to take over the world using Sonic
radiowaves we have embedded into this game....
Q. My entire screen just went green! HUH??
A. Arrow & Corrie: ... Dios! That wasn't supposed to
Q. Now it's BLACK! What now?!
A. Arrow & Corrie: DIOS! That wasn't supposed to
happen either! You're on your own with that one...
Q. Are there more RPGs?
A. Yep! This is the second one out. Check out our
sites for more info and downloads. We also plan to put out
more games when possible.
Q. When are these going to be out?
A. Arrow: ...
Arrow: Well...sometime. As soon as we can really, this
is the second one out so...
Corrie: We promise they will come out eventually
though, please do not harrass us, it won't get the games
Arrow: And it will involve us yelling 'By Dios' a
Corrie: ...is true...
Q. I want to put up links to your RPG, can I?
A. Corrie: We don't mind you uploading this game to
your site but PLEASE no direct links. It kills our bandwidth
and we get in trouble.
Also please have a link to our site somewhere nearby...or
Q. Your questions are evil/weird/scaring me/how the
heck should I know by Dios??
A. ...That's OK, if you met us in person you would be
more scared. It's true though, we've been around anime FAR
Q. I recognise that midi!! It certainly isn't Sailor
A. *ding* That is correct! Some aren't even anime! We
don't feel we should descriminate on good music because it
didn't have the joy of being in Sailor Moon. Besides, prove
it isn't!! We challenge you to listen to the hundreds of CDs
in all the different languages and find out. Besides, if we
only used Sailor Moon, where would that leave us?? I mean,
one of the German Sailor Moon CDs had *gak* AARON CARTER and
the Tamagotchi song on it!!
*Arrow turns to Corrie*
Arrow: Actually, you're right, I think we SHOULD
Corrie: *nods evilly*
Q. What the heck is Dios??
A. Ah...the fun is knowing that you'll never know!!
Q. Does it have anything to do with Greek/Roman
A. *Arrow and Corrie wince* DIOS no!!
Q. Aha, but I KNOW what Dios is!
A. Arrow & Corrie: *wink* Suuuure you do...
Q. You know, this FAQ is an AWFUL lot like the last
one only kinda edited...
A. Arrow: ...
Arrow: *cough* As if we'd just recycle the same FAQ!
What a SHOCKING idea! If you just close your eyes and wait
and we'll be right round in person to correct this...NOW
Corrie: RUN BY DIOS!!!
Q. WHAT?! This isn't according to the
anime/manga/Naoko Takeuchi's original creation! I think I
have a right to complain!
A. *Arrow and Corrie look at each other then throw
the RPG maker at the complaining people*
Corrie: *smiles sweetly* Why don't YOU give it a try
then! As far as I can see, you've gotten this game for
NOTHING! You don't like it? Don't play it or try to do
better. Don't yell at/argue with us because we don't care!
Arrow: And a LOT of work has gone into this game!!! *points
at Hyperion's name* Do you want to KNOW how many craters on
the moon/Greek myths we had to go through to come up with
that?! Whenever this game departs from the standard story we
have seen all the episodes and have copies of all the mangas.
We KNOW Sailor Moon, please trust us on this! Besides, this
story does not directly conflict with any of the storylines
as far as we are aware, it just charts some unknown
territory that we were curious about, such as...who IS
Serenity's father? Why does he never appear? How did
Endymion and Serenity first meet etc.
Q. But I'm a rabid purist...I want BLOOD!!
A. But we rabidly don't care - we're not going to
edit/change the game because you are a control freak - come
on, get a life!!
Q. You guys are my heros, where can I buy statues?
A. *Arrow & Corrie back away slowly*
Corrie: RUN BY DIOS!!!
Arrow: DIOS YES!!!
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