5501. You stand by your garage door with a
long pole claiming that it is the Time Gate and telling
people that they are not worthy. (Guilty-no wonder our house
didn't sell for months)
5502. You check all mirrors carefully to see if anyone is
concealed inside. (Guilty)
5503. You watch any bishounen you meet annoyingly closely
because you're confident they're the next target for a Pure
Heart Crystal. (Guilty)
5504. If anyone offers to show you their botanical science
project, you run away yelling 'Aliens! Aliens!'
(Sailor Moon Uncensored Forums) - as on June 25, 2006
5505. "You think of "The Sick Rose" as
Taiki's special poem." (Rainbow)
5506. You can't think about Blake without thinking of Taiki
5507. You actually do your hair like Chibi-Usa-sama or Chibi
5508. When you get a bad grade on a test you crumple a test
paper and toss it over your head on top of the person behind
you to find your soulmate. (I did this and guess who was
behind me- the guy who always teased me picked it up and saw
it and called me dumpling) (since I love dumplings) (Sailor
5509. You ask if a gentle uterus can hurt anyone. (Sailor
5510. When you walk through the snow you picture yourself in
episode 45-46 (Yes, I do that too) (Sailor Moon)
5511. When you consider the high point of your favorite
seiyuu's career to be her/his role in BSSM. (Neo Dead Moon)
5512. You think of Rei whenever you see crows. (Neo Dead
5513. You've gotten interested in Japanese history/myhtology
just to understand BSSM better (I have). (Neo Dead Moon)
5514. You can recite your favorite lines from the Japanese
version at will...and you can't even read/write/speak
Japanese.(Neo Dead Moon)
5515. Sailor Plshies litter you desk top along with the
5516. You own at least one manga English or otherwise (Em)
5517. Sialor keyring's have taken over you bag (Em)
5518. You dress up as one and or join a Sailor Moon cosplay
5519. You go round asking people to pose with your Luna
5520. You shout "Star Gentle Uterus!" on your college
5521. You make up anime-ish names for your pets so they can
have names like the Sailor Senshi (Aggie: Ai no Inu, Diana:
Tsuki no Inu) (Rainbow)
5522. You add "-sama" after your favorite character's name
because you respect/admire them so much, even though they're
5523. When you're reading silently and the voice you hear in
your head is Usagi's (or any other character) (NameGoesHere)
5524. You can understand everything that's going on during
the episode, even if it's your first time watching it and
you can't speak Japanese. (NameGoesHere)
5525. You start creating entirely new Japanese episodes in
your dreams, complete with insane Japanese commercials and
you can't speak Japanese! (Subliminal message from Nemesis:
The Death Phantom ownz j00!) (NameGoesHere)
5526. You put exact hand-drawn replicas of Rei's Ofuda all
over your house. (NameGoesHere)
5527. You snicker every time someone mentions how much
talent you have. (NameGoesHere)
5528. You think Chibi-Usa-sama works for all the sugar
companies that have pink sugar made (like in Pixy Stix).
5529. You think Sailor Star Maker brings babies instead of
the stork. (Rainbow)
5530. You're surprised when you DON'T find Hotaru and Ami in
your local hospital. (Rainbow)
5531. You scour music stores for Three Lights merchandise.
5532. You send in pictures of the live-action Sailor Moon
show to tabloids, saying that the Sailor Senshi are real.
5533. You send the pictures to more reputable newspapers and
5534. You treasure the Sailormoon shirt you got when you
were little that's a size 10 in girls, although you can no
longer wear it. (Anthy)
5535. You actually waste your time browsing the
sailormoon.com message boards. (Anthy)
5536. Your dream is to make a cosplay that's as good as the
ones at PGSM. (Anthy)
5537. You actually READ other people's fanfiction. (Anthy)
5538. You've roleplayed SM on the internet or on a LARP. (Anthy)
5539. You buy an Apple iPod (or any MP3 player) and a
majority of it is filled with Sailor Moon music. (Miyamoto)
5540. You dress up in one of Minako's many outragous outfits
whenever you have a performance on stage. (DreamEmpress)
5541. You search through pictures of other planets trying to
find the castles of the senshi. (DreamEmpress)
5542. You visit Sailor Moon websites from your school
5543. You take a picture of one of the Senshi as an example
for the hair-style you want and show it to the barber. (I've
done that with Haruka before, but I think my hair looks a
bit more like Ami's naturally, only Haruka's color)
5544. You show at least one of your Sailor Moon fanworks to
your classmates/teachers. (Rainbow)
5545. Everytime you hear you someone talk about moon pies
you think about the moon princess. (Cardcaptor Takato)
5546. You get so excited listing silly Sailor Moon jokes
that you skip a number. (Rainbow)
5547. You think that the element mercury is what Sailor
Mercury was reincarnated as, so you hoard thermometers and
anything containing the substance. Of course, you die of a
high fever because you didn't want to put Sailor Mercury in
your mouth and certainly not up your butt. (Rainbow)
5548. You stormed into Cartoon Network and strangled the
Toonami executives because the show got taken off the air.
5549. You then proceeded to turn your home into the ""Sailor
Moon Theater"" and show an episode a day for all the fans in
your hometown. And of course, you'd own all the subbed
episodes on tape (or dubbed if you're a dubbie) since you're
that much of a fan! (Rainbow)
5550. You follow any little red haired kids hoping to find a
"world of sweets". (DreamEmpress)
5551. You pretend to be Hamtaro fans to write to the Cartoon
Network to ask them to move Hamtaro because it's the reason
why Sailor Moon was taken off the air due to the fact that
it was too popular and Hamtaro wasn't (sarcasm).(Cardcaptor
5552. You go to Japan so you can get a part in the making of
5553. You learn Japanese because you think that you'll
actually be able to talk to your favorite Sailor Moon
5554. You go to every Sailor Moon store on the web and buy
every last bit of Sailor Moon merchandise, max out you
credit card, and have to declare bankruptcy. (Celexa)
5555. You never can get a boy/girlfriend because you can't
find one that likes SM...(Miyamoto)
5556. You marry a girl named Kino Makoto, and hope that she
has the secret identity of Sailor Jupiter. (Miyamoto)
5557. (Female) Your wedding gown is Princess Serenity's and
you pay your husband to dress up like Prince Endymion and
pay the pastor extra to say ""In the name of the moon you
are wed"" or (Male) You dress up like Prince Endymion, bribe
your wife by doing the household chores for a year to dress
up like Princess Serenity, and beg for the pastor to say "In
the name of the emooon you are wed" (Celexa)
5558. You get your best writing critiques and tips from
people who read your Sailor Moon fanfiction, and your
respect for the show is what drives you to be a better
5559. You get your friends to help you make live action
music videos to all the theme songs, with all of you
cosplaying as the senshi. (DreamEmpress)
5560. You start looking for your own apartment, even though
your only in high school just so you can be like Mako-chan.
5561. You cook and clean to try to avoid studying. (DreamEmpress)
5562. You begin to get phrases mixed up and have to be
constantly corrected like Minako. (DreamEmpress)
5563. You collect a whole bunch of Pegasus stuff after
watching Supers and hope that someday you'll see Helios too.
5564. First date: Sailor Moon R movie. If he/she cries at
any point of the movie, or gets overly excited during the
'Moon Revenge' sequence, they are a keeper. (Seiya Kou
5565. You actually attempt the excuse "Mom, I can't go to
school today because my energy was drained by a youma."
(Seiya Kou Forever)
5566. You pay to have a separate phone line installed and
for unlimited internet access so you can surf the Web for
Sailor Moon sites all day long. (Seiya Kou Forever)
5567. Your qualifications for a guy/girl include a nifty
transformation sequence, and the willingness to jump in
front of you and be impaled by some random object or blasted
by energy to protect you. (Seiya Kou Forever)
5568. The poems that you recite at the poetry competition
are about Death, Rebirth, and Revolution, and you refuse to
tell anyone who the subject of the poems are.... (Lady of
5569. You search every single antiques store trying to find
an incense burner like the one in Stars. (DreamEmpress)
5570. You start to check your plants carefully to make sure
they aren't possessed by one of the witches 5. (DreamEmpress)
5571. You try to look for those large, square sunglasses
Mamoru used in the first season (Starscream)
5572. You're first major college project revolves around the
destruction of the Moon Kingdom. (Starscream)
5573. You claim you like your favorite Senshi's favorite
food and hate their least favorite, even if your actual
preferences are opposite. (Rainbow)
5574. When you can even tolerate Optimum's voices in the
English dub of Sailor Moon. (Neo Dead Moon)
5575. You bought an import PlayStation/Super Famicom/etc.
just to play Sailor Moon games on it. (Neo Dead Moon)
5576. You actually like Serena's CWI voice EQUAL to the
original Usagi voice! (Rainbow)
5577. You call Mickey Mouse pancakes ""Usagi pancakes""
because the ears look somewhat like her hair buns. And then
you make heart and cone shaped ones for Chibi Chibi and
Chibi-Usa-sama too! ( Rainbow)
5578. You don't trust any dentist with a super awesome
5579. You beg your parents to buy you sheets with moons and
bunnies on them. (DreamEmpress)
5580. You suddenly decide to become a shrine maiden and
learn the art of exorizing demons. (DreamEmpress)
5581. You call out various Senshi attacks when hitting the
birdie in badminton AND the volleyball (Rainbow)
5582. When playing ANY sport in P.E. you give everyone names
of Sailor Moon characters to make it more fun (Rainbow)
5583. Not only have you beaten Another Story without the
English translation, you did it without using the Pluto
5584. You think it's ironic how someone who's prone to
fighting has pink as their favorite color. (Specter)
5585. You've watched the Japanese version on DVD/fansub
tapes for so long, that when people ask if you've ever heard
of the Cloverway or DiC dubs, you go "Di who? Clover
what?"(Neo Dead Moon)
5586. You've actually had to rebuy a Sailormoon tape or DVD
from playing it too much. (Neo Dead Moon)
5587. You can tell each and every character is being voiced
by without looking at the screen, even the youma of the day!
(Neo Dead Moon)
5588. Every Christmas and birthday, you hope and pray that
you will get a copy of the manga. (Hino_Rei552)
5589. You've tried to watch Sailor Moon in all languages it
came out in. (Seiya Kou Forever)
5590. You question the sex/gender/senshi identity of every
boy band coming onto the scene.(DurgaRea)
5591. You watch The new show "Pretty Cure", see Bunny sheets
just like Usagi's and wonder if there is a connection with
5592. You collect and download all of the SM piano music
scores available from Rini's Sailor Moon Midi site.
5593. When u find yourself singing ""search for your love"
at work (sailod diva)
5594. When u are with your boyfriend and u wish he would say
"am i not good enough" (sailod diva)
5595. You watch all episodes in order to draw an exact
scheme of Tsukino family's house. (Anton-P)
5596. After doing the above one you have your own house
destroyed and build a new one accordingly to the scheme.
5597. After you have taped all the episodes you disconnect
from your cable TV operator in order to economize a little
more money and buy more Sailor Moon merchandise. (Anton-P)
5598. In your room you have a bottle with weirdly-shaped
eyes that you painted on it. After your mother occasionally
breaks it you mutter something about released evil shadows.
5599. You start programming a dating simulator game
featuring Usagi as a main character. (Anton-P)
5600. You declare all PGSM fans to be heretics because you
think no one human girl can compare with real Sailor Moon.
5601. Since roses are too expensive to throw them around you
use humming tops instead (S movie...) (Anton-P)
5602. Every time you see Santa you expect him to be
disguised Tuxedomask (S movie...) (Anton-P)
5603. You take it upon yourself to prove to the world that
not all dinosaurs are extinct. At least some plesiosaurs
still are living in the ocean. (Anton-P)
5604. Every time you see any kind of statue on the lake
shore you absolutely refuse to swim there for fear of a
certain phantom that may be lurking on the bottom. (Anton-P)
5605. You suggest a new starting point to keep track of
years - not the birth of Christ, but the first air of
Sailormoon in Japan. (Anton-P)
5606. People you have recently met ask you to serenade them
with the theme, so you do so. In Japanese."(Jusenkyo no
5607. When your little brother scratches up one of your S
DVDs to the point that two whole episodes are unplayable,
you get horribly upset. (Hobbes)
5608. You and your other Sailor Moon obsessed friend leave
your other friends confused when talking about the Amazon
5609. You're the reason she's obsessed.(Hobbes)
5610. When on the hunt for DVDs, you dream of finding them
all on tape in Best Buy. (Hobbes)
5611. You've dreamed on more than occasion of flying with
Senshi over your house. (Hobbes)
5612. You consider Hakura and Michiru to be role models if
you're a homo/bixsexual. (Hikari no Senshi)
5613. You literally listen to Sailor Moon music in the back
of the street bus with all the gangsta kids not knowing what
the hell they listen to (Luckily, some say that ''whatever
the fuck you're listing to, sounds catchy'', especially when
hearing me listen to Mars' Star Power Make Up theme) (Hikari
5614. You have at least 150 volumes of licensed Sailormoon
5615. You have a framed poster of Usagi above your bed. (Chibisteven)
5616. You don’t have a separate "Moon" folder on your PC
hard drive anymore, because Sailor Moon has flooded all
existing folders on it. (Anton-P)
5617. When you have the entire series on your favorites on
5618. You avoid dealing with boom boxes due to a fear
they'll blow up. (Aya Reiko)
5619. You practice Rei's Shinto prayer despite not being
Shinto yourself. (FYI: It's "Rin, Byo, To, Sha, Kai, Jin,
Retsu, Zai, Zen.") (Aya Reiko)
5620. If you met somebody that had all the the Japanese R2
Sailor Moon TV seasons and movies IN THEIR NICE PACKAGES,
you'd probably go psycho and kill them and steal/order a
region-free DVD player. (Hikari no Senshi)
5621. The Sailor Moon show makes you convert to Shintoism,
even if you were a staunch atheist before. (Rainbow)
5622. You go out to see the stars at night for the sake of
seeing what are THE most Sailor Moon related things. (that
is, the planets) (Rainbow)
5623. While out there, you furiously debate with another
budding astronomer/Sailor Moon fan as to which star exactly
has the planet Kinmoku orbiting it. (Rainbow)
5624. You believe that comets have the magic power to stop
the rain if you just wish hard enough. (Rainbow)
5625. You go to an observatory and expect to find either
Kakeru and Himeko, or all 5 Inners and Taiki. (Rainbow)
5626. You get banned from your local observatory because the
staff are absolutely sick of you demanding to know when
Wataru comet will appear next. (Rainbow)
5627. You want a Saturn symbol as your tombstone. (Sailorasteroid)
5628. You play Sailormoon KiSS dolls at your computer and
you are a guy. (Anton-P)
5629. You start to study chemistry and biology as the first
step in becoming professor Tomoe. (Anton-P)
5630. Have the entire series in Sub and English Dub
(Nostalgia) as well as the movies on your computer, and are
working on converting it to DVD (DragonMasterZero)
5631. Start using Sailor Moon characters as the subject in
art assignments (DragonMasterZero)
5632. Have watched more than 20 episodes of SM in a single
5633. You don't have a printer so you use the one at your
work to print out Sailormoon fanfics (Anton-P)
5634. You have entered so many Japanese words into MS Word
spellchecker that now it understands Japanese language only
and always suggests you to replace "sorry" with "gomen",
"thank you" with "arigato" etc. (Anton-P)
5635. You dream of entering a pottery store and tossing the
vases at people while screaming "not acceptable!" (NameGoesHere)
5636. Being around black rotary-dial telephones makes you
5637. You have or own at least three different copies of
some of the same episodes. (Aya Reiko)
5638. During a fight, you think that the best way to charge
at your opponent is to do cartwheels at them instead of just
plain running. (see the live-action version if you don't get
this one) (Rainbow)
5639. You go around smashing eggs because you're certain
they're daimon pods. (Rainbow)
5640. You make comparisons of major world leaders, past or
not, to major Sailor Moon Villains. (yoshmaster5)
5641. You idolize Kunzite and Zoicite's relationship, and
want to die like Zoicite did. (yoshmaster5)
5642. You and your friend argue over Fish Eye's gender
because she won't watch the originals although you tell her
again and again he's a man but she won't listen. (Hobbes)
5643. You watch the entire series straight through, without
getting up for a bathroom break (kingofgames)
5644. When buying a new computer you choose the one that has
"Venus" written on the case (I did this) (Anton-P)
5645. You sneak into your room/the basement/wherever there's
a DVD player, and watch SM DVD's for hours on end. Then,
when you miss the call for dinner, and are forcibly removed
from the room, you yell the names of your fav characters,
including honorifics. (My favs would be: Haruka-san! Michiru-san!
Hotaru-chan![no particular order of liking]). Plus, once you
get into the dining room to eat, you're of course still mad
at your parents from taking you away from your precious SM
DVD's, and you start doing the motions for and yelling out
your fav Henshin attack phrases.(heh.."World Shaking!",
"Deep Submerge!", "Silence Wall!") Then when they don't
work, you're really surprised, and disappointed.
5646. When you finally find a really cute Sailor Venus
keychain you immediately buy it. (Hobbes)
5647. You cuss internally when said keychain is sold to
cosplayers and you must now wait a week in order to get it,
the last Super S DVD, and a cute Sailor Jupiter keychain.
5648. You buy Unreal Tournament game for the sole purpose of
playing Sailormoon models for it. (Anton-P)
5649. You spend a literature tutorial comparing the
symbolism in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Sailor Moon
5650. You wait two weeks for the package of your DVD and
keychains and discover that the company that carries these
keychains no longer has any. (Hobbes)
5651. You have a dream about Chibi-usa and Hotaru and
they're both speaking in their Japanese voices but in clear
English in your dream. (Cardcaptor Takato)
5652. You see the number 200 on a road sign and you
immediately think "Sailor Moon" because of 200 episodes. (Cardcaptor
5653. You've gotten one of your family members to watch the
Japanese version of Sailor Moon and they actually liked it
(I've actually done all three of these) (Cardcaptor Takato)
5654. You have made a CAS of one or more Sailormoon
characters in Soul Calibur III (Sailormars Obsessed fan)
5655. You have the Sailormoon rpg book and are trying to
find players to run a game and are upset because no one
wants to. (Sailormars Obsessed fan)
5656. You have so many SM DVD's, you have a separate case to
store them. (Aya Reiko)
5657. You catch every reference to SM in other anime series.
5658. There was a time when you would buy at least 15 boxes
of poptarts everytime you went to the grocery store. (Rin)
5659. You've had to explain to at least ten people that
Sailor Uranus was not a prince in her past life (Rin)
5660. You have at one point created a Sailor Earth or a
Sailor Sun (Rin)
5661. You have created at least 10 otaku senshi (Rin)
5662. You dread watching the last few episodes that feature
your favorite villain. (Rin)
5663. You created an anti anti Sailor Moon website (I've
actually seen some of these) (Rin)
5664. You wonder if Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter is Luna
from Sailor Moon in disguise. (Rin)
5665. When watching a rerun on tv with your best friend you
feel the need to say "Oh, this one was so much better in the
Japanese version" (Bonus points if you've never even seen
the Japanese version) (Rin)
5666. You feel ripped off because your Uranus and Neptune
dolls say that their real names are Corrin and Narissa. (I
kind of like the name Narissa) (Rin)
the sole purpose of constructing your Sailormoon website.
5668. Whenever you play a video game that allows you to
change the characters names you change them all to
Sailormoon characters and as a result played Final Fantasy 7
with Cloud renamed Usagi (Sailormars Obsessed fan)
5669. After getting too much spam messages into guestbook of
your Sailor Moon website, you write on the top of guestbook:
"In the name of the Moon, all web spammers will be
5670. You refused to save a group of Sailors who were ship
wrecked on an island because they were using the Morse Code
to say SOS (Rin)
5671. On your first trip to Japan you were surprised to find
out that everyone had black hair as opposed to blond, blue,
green, brown, pink, etc... (Rin)
5672. Before you know about S, you created your own Sailor
Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto.(Rin)
5673. You go begging your tech-smart friend if she can put
the sad sailor moon theme into your locket. (I did this, but
my friend said she couldn't put the song in, lol) (artemis_is_my_dawg)
5674. You actually taped over one of your Star Trek or
X-Files tapes for Sailor Moon! (moonprincess7070)
5675. You can spell the name of each of the major enemies-
but you suck at spelling. (Just like our favorite blonde!)
5676. You object to the translation of 'Sailor Senshi' into
'Sailor Scout,' when a closer (and more empowering)
translation is something more like 'Sailor Soldier.'
5677. You go out and 'evangelize' Sailor Moon, or collect
signatures for a petition to get more of the series
5678. You sit at home writing questions to test whether or
not you're obsessed with Sailor Moon. Wait a sec...
5679. Upon seeing any Sailor Moon screenshot on the Net you
can instantly recognize episode number and the minute/second
from beginning of this episode where the shot was taken
5680. Whenever you see a butterfly you simply must follow it
wherever it flies because you think it to be a message sent
to you by Princess Kakyu. (Anton-P)
(Sailor Moon International Forum) – as on June 25, 2006
5681. You buy a package of the little round
crystals from the bead section of Hobby Lobby, put one on a
gold chain and say it's your own ginzuishou (SailorAria)
5682. You write a letter to Kodak company suggesting them a
new design for a camera in the form of an eyeball with
5683. 3/4 of your bookmarked websites are Sailor Moon
5684. You have downloaded every single anime/musical/live
action album ever created and have them neatly organized
into playlists on your iPod.(SailorAria)
5685. You own a copy of the book, "Sailor Moo," and write in
an 'n' at the end of every "Moo" on every page. (I'm guilty
of this one) (Shynki)
5686. On the school bus in the morning, listening to your
iPod, you burst out into singing when a Sailor Moon song
comes on, (yet again, I do this) (Shynki)
5687. You print out so much Sailor Moon fanfics and other
stuff that you have to organize your Sailor Moon papers into
several ring binders to keep track of them all. (Anton_P.)
5688. While at beach, you build a sand castle and it turns
out to be remarkably similar to the Moon castle from Silver
5689. Your alarm clock sings the Sailor Moon theme song
5690. You buy a toy of the star locket and give it to your
significant other, telling them that as long as they have
that, you're always with them. (Thought about doing it!)
(Chains Of Fate)
5691. While trying to sleep you start to count youma instead
of sheep (one Garoben, two Garobens, three Garobens...) (Anton_P.)
5692. You are afraid of cormorants now, expecting them to be
professor Tomoe's disguised daimones. (Anton_P.)
(Sailor Moon en Mexico) - translated from Spanish by Anton-P
5693. You walk all the time around your
house with a whip thinking that you are Tiger's Eye.
5694. When you are going to Taxco you say that you must find
5695. When a new subterrain laboratory appears in your city,
you expect it was open by Professor Tomoe.
5696. You arrange all your merchandise and try to build a
religion around it.
5697. You are depressed that you did not see Pegasus in your
5698. You wake your parents at the midnight to show them a
new webpage about Sailor Moon.
5699. You like the sounds of your heels while running
because they are identical to those of Sailor Scouts.
5700. When you see a cat you scream LUNA! disregardful of
5701. You have a sticker bumper on your car that says
"Attention, Sailor is driving"
5702. In order not to be interrupted while watching Sailor
Moon, you hang at your door "Do not enter or you'll be
punished on behalf of the Moon".
5703. You make a piercing in your nose with an earring that
has an image of Sailor Moon on it.
5704. You hope Servando and Florentino to have a duet with
5705. Before going to bed you pray for your father, your
mother, Sailor Scouts and not returning of the Negaverse.
5706. You write letters to United States for Darien waiting
5707. You travel to United States hoping to see Darien.
5708. You like Reeni so much that you call your big sister
5709. You teach your little sister to answer to people who
bully her: "I am a Sailor Scout in training and I'll punish
you in the name of the future Moon".
5710. You create Sailor Moon fan club and give up everything
else (family, university, job, girlfriend) to dedicate
yourself entirely to this club.
5711. You start your own Sailor Moon magazine, and it has
5712. You get up in eight in the morning to browse through
Sailor Moon pages or to look at those you saved yesterday
without even having breakfast.
5713. You join a softball team of your school and you
rejoice each time you are hit in the face.
5714. Your parents are glad when you watch Dragon Ball or
Ranma 1/2 for change.
5715. You are suspended in your school for throwing a hair
band decorated with golden paper (it looks similar to the
Moon Tiara) at your teacher after getting 87 on your exam.
5716. You almost cried after spending three days without
sleep searching the whole Net for a certain page where
transformation of Luna into human was shown.
5717. After finding it finally you was so angry that did not
talk with anyone for two days because the page was not
willing to open.
5718. You think about learning genetics in order to be able
to breed talking cats with crescent moon marks on their
5719. You paint a giant sign on the door of your house that
reads: “Welcome to Crystal Tokyo”.
Since you are a fan of the villains,
you (the ones with *):
5720. * Place different strange objects into a stove hoping
them to turn into monsters that will steal pure hearts.
5721. * Buy a white car and paint black stars on each door.
5722. * The door at your work reads: “Witches 5”
5723. * When you do not like someone, you take out a whip, a
curtain and say: “One... two... THREE!!”
5724. If you are living near your school you tell as your
excuse that you go swimming while you go to home to watch
5725. Your 27 years old brother tells you must mature and
not watch Sailor Moon because YOU ARE THE ELDEST ONE.
5726. You hate Mc’Donalds food but if they have got mini
Sailor Scouts you go and buy all Happy Meals despite how
much you spend and the food itself ends being given to your
dog, but... YOU HAVE AT LAST MINI SAILOR SCOUTS.
5727. You have a stomach illness because you eat so many
yogurts and milk desserts solely for collecting the covers
that come with pictures of Sailor Moon.
5728. You convince your friends that have bought the same
kind of desserts to give you the covers you do not have as
5729. You decide not to kiss your fiance because Sailor
Scouts died without kissing the ones they wished.
5730. You decide not to kiss your fiance because he is not
5731. During airing the last episode of Sailor Moon the
translation was interrupted five minutes before the end and
you started to scream like obsessed because you was in
doubts if Serena died after destroying the Negaverse.
5732. You've bought a piece of sailor moon
merchandise this week. (R. Manley)
5733. You run into your classroom with your toy sailor moon
wand, jump on your desk, point the wand at your teacher and
shout "moon scepter elimination" when that does not work you
pull out your bubbles and shout "mercury bubbles" and blow
bubbles in her face. In the end she sends to the office, but
at least you missed the math test! Now where did you put
your "crystal key" ... (R. Manley)
5734. You kiss ALL your sailor moon dolls good night, which
takes an hour. (R. Manley)
5735. You starting wonder if Malachite’s nick name was
Sephirot (From Final Fantasy VII). (Pilar Fernandez Alvarez-Cienfuegos)
5736. You've brushed your hair looking into
the mirror humming the theme song.
5737. You've made your own Crescent Moon Wand out of paper,
popsical sticks, and tape (I was creative!)
5738. You've made your favorite Sailor Senshi's fuku out of
construction paper and tape when you where a child. Then got
mad when your mom threw it away when you were 16.
5739. You've made of 60 some petitions on
www.petitionspot.com just to see if Cartoon Network would
put Sailor Moon back on (It's not their decision, it's all
about the expired licenses, c'mon people.)
5740. You have a youtube account for just Sailor Moon stuff
(that's not only what's on my account)
5741. You have more then 2 otaku mangas that you've created
just about Sailor Moon. (YEAH! I have SIX!)
5742. You stare up at the sky and shout" Hey
future daughter come on down to the past with me!
5743. You build a crystal palace and tell your family that
in the future you will all live there.
5744. You chase guys to be like Mina and Serena.
5745. You name your house the Moon Kingdom and tell everyone
that's the new name of the house.
5746. You build a gate around the school playground and make
it look foggy, then you get a big, long stick and tell your
friends that they can't come in because it's the gate of
time and space that can lead to the future.
5747. When Sailor Moon dies you kill yourself too so you can
die too, when Sailor Moon revives you try to but you realize
you can't and you stay in heaven.
5748. You try to train your cat to "save" you from your big
5749. You fall in love with your horse.
5750. You meet a girl named Amy and ask her for help on your
homework, never mind the fact she's failing all her subjects
and has been held back three times.
5751. You suffocate while trying to form a sweat-drop.
5752. When you move to a new house and the bus doesn't get
to your house until 4: 45, you kill yourself because you
won't be able to watch Sailor Moon for a two whole weeks,
when Summer Break starts.
5753. You hold the Sailor Moon directors captive until they
let you be the voice actor/actress for one of the
5754. You get a tiger's eye rock and purposely throw it into
the forest and get it lost forever.
5755. Whenever you look through a telescope at the moon, you
shout, "HI, QUEEN SERENITY!!!!!"
5756. You put blue contacts in your eyes, even if they look
wonderful when thier green.
5757. When you find out your parents are going move to
another time zone, where Sailor Moon ends just as get home
from school, you take your stuff and stay in the house.
5758. To make others like sailor moon, you make Galaxia
bracelets, and attempt to take their star seeds, knowing
that they'll turn into an evil sailor scout (remember sailor
5759. Every evening, you put on a sailor scout outfit and
fight crime(or trees painted as enemies)
5760. Whenever you meet people, the first thing they find
out about you is that you're a moonie.
5761. That wicked cool store up the street from your house
had to close, because you ran around telling everyone that
it was a conspiracy that they were working with the
5762. When you go to church, you stand up in the middle of
it and begin worshipping the moon kingdom.
5763. In school you don't listen to your teacher and when
she asks a question you reply "That's not about sailor
5764. In school you demand for a Sailor Moon Class!
5765. Wear the same glasses as sailor V.
5766. You wish your cook teacher was Lita so you start
calling her that.
5767. You begin Middle School and realize that school only
gets out at 4:15! You then vow to sue the school for making
you miss Sailor Moon. (You must be obsessed!)
5768. Your mom is thinking of a name for your new baby
brother and you quickly reply, "Sammy!"
5769. You wish to be Neo-Queen Serenity because she lives
5770. You hate dogs because you think Luna is out there and
she might get hurt.
5771. You believe that if Naoko Takeuchi is real then Sailor
Moon is real too.
5772. You have never missed a Sailor Moon episode in your
5773. You buy a new pair of ear-rings and expect that when
you touch them a pair of blue goggles will show up.
5774. You try to see everything from Serena's point of view.
5775. You believe you had a dream about a white horse.
5776. You hope that you hold a golden dream mirror.
5777. Instead of teaching your little cousins mother goose,
you teach them Sailor Moon songs.
5778. You said your mother is not your mother because her
name is not Ikuko.
5779. You keep your mother away from any guy who looks like
5780. You kiss your tuxedo mask doll.
WYKYOWSS (When You
Know Your Obsessed With Sailor Saturn)
5781. When you yell "Silence Wall!" and your
mom says, "Honey, why can't I open your bedroom door?"
5782. When you try to heal people... and it works!
5783. When you yell, "Silence Glaive Surprise" when you want
your worst enemy to die and it works!
5784. You don't watch the episodes before Saturn comes
in.... "what's so good about them".
5785. When you scream "Galactica Cannon!!" and a real cannon
shoots a cannon ball.
5786. You go onto Senshi websites and you keep wondering who
they're talking about when they mention other Senshi...
bonus points if you don't understand what I'm talking
about-Sailor Saturn IS the only Senshi!
5787. You dress up as Sailor Saturn and the cost of the
costume was $1,000
5788. You start harassing Sailor Saturn site owners and
complain that you are the REAL Hotaru Tomoe.
5789. Trying to have a look-a-like contest.
5790. Screaming, "I AM HOTARU NOT YOU!!! I'M THE ONLY HOTARU
IN THE WHOLE WORLD"
5791. Learning Japanese to only say, "My guardian deity is
the planet of silence, the soldier of death and rebirth,
Sailor Saturn!!!!!!" and "Chinmoku no hoshi, dosei o shugo
ni motsu. Hametsu to tanjou no Senshi, Sailor Saturn!!"
5792. Moving to Japan to live with someone family with the
last name Tomoe and happen to have a child with the name
5793. Changing your name to be legally Hotaru while you live
5794. You start complaining to your mom, "YOU KNOW I HATE
MILK!!! SO WHY DID YOU GIVE ME IT"
5795. You start to scream at the TV, "DAMN YOU SAILOR
MOON!!!!! LET SAILOR SATURN KILL IT FOR ONCE. YOUR A MAJOR
5796. You have a HUGE craving for Nihon Soba(buckwheat
5797. Saying to your parents, "The revolution is coming".
5798. You start swinging a Glaive like object and pointing
it at someone's throat and saying "I am the Senshi of Death,
5799. Your parents say: "Okay, that's it! Sailor Saturn...
Sailor Saturn... that's all you ever talk about. You have
one minute to choose: Who do you love more, Sailor Saturn or
your dear parents?" One minute later, you're an orphan.
5800. You move to France and change your name to Olivia and
hope your parents don't find out.
5801. You create a Sailor Saturn site and it less than a
year the counter hits over 5000.
5802. You stay in your house all day and your skin turns
5803. When you wear a Sailor Saturn's sailor outfit to
school and hit your teacher with your plastic Glaive 'cause
she said it was not appropriate for school.
5804. When you buy Sailor Moon bookmarks for almost $20 when
there is only 1 picture of Eternal Sailor Saturn and Hotaru
and all the rest of the book marks are of the other Senshi.
(Sailor Moon Uncensored Forums) - as on December 10, 2006
5805. When you see a book on botany you try
to find info about Xenian flower in it. (Anton-P)
5806. You Imagine beating the crap out of that Mio-San girl
in PGSM. (nap*)
5807. You believe that everyone had a heart crystal and star
5808. Your planning on making a Sailor Moon game that will
interest the world hoping to force them to continue the
story. (I'm actually going to make this wait a couple of
5809. Putting quotes from sailor moon into replies (nap*)
5810. You practice being a ribbon dancer so you can imitate
the little people in Venus' pgsm henshin (nap*)
5811. You say Luna prism power, press 672 on your phone and
hope to transform. (nap*)
5812. When the company you work for goes out of business and
is resurrected under a new name, you chalk the Saturn symbol
on the outside of the building to ensure a peaceful death
and rebirth. (Sailorasteroid)
5813. The way you remember the "wo" hiragana (Picture) is
that it's the Saturn symbol plus the Moon symbol. (Sailorasteroid)
5814. You learn that your mom has the job of winding the
clock in the clock tower near her work and you immediately
think of Sailor Pluto! (Rainbow)
5815. You think "The Motorcycle Song" is about Sailor Mars
because it mentions the name "Ray" in it. (it's the one with
the lines "I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my
motor-cicle" in it) (Rainbow)
5816. You look at a map and see a city named Neptune, and
automatically think of Sailor Neptune! (guilty) (SMfanx1000)
5817. You watch the Kirari Super Live concert on DVD all
day. (Sailor Rose)
5818. You always make coffee professor Tomoe-style: using a
spirit-lamp and a flask. (Anton-P)
5819. You attend an exam / written competition and choose
for yourself the nickname "Mercurius". (I did this). (Crecent
5820. While playing Starcraft you see a map named "Crescent
Moon" and freak out. (Anton-P)
5821. You make a birthday cake for each Senshi on their
birthdays (like today would be Mercury's!). (Rainbow)
5822. And are surprised when the real Senshi don't show up
for your party. (Rainbow)
5823. When that happens, you then attempt to feed the cake
to your Sailor Moon dolls. This is because you know dolls
can bite things, you saw it on Sailor Moon (in the one with
Mika and the evil dolls, it showed the dolls having teeth in
one scene). (Rainbow)
5824. You spend weeks acquiring your Sailor Moon Collection,
and planning to watch the first two seasons in a super, two
day marathon (wish me luck- I'm almost there). (StarFlame
5825. Your boyfriend/girlfriend finds your <highly>
collectible and respectable (ahem) Sailor Moon clock you
just received from eBay. Especially in its shrine (OK, I'm
not quite to the shrine part yet. At least he didn't laugh
[too much]). (StarFlame Soldier)
5826. you watch Sailormoon on Youtube during journalism
class. (I have done this, I also managed to get three
articles done for my project at the same time. ^^;; (Nehelenia's
5827. you suggest to you colorguard instructor that you do
your winter show to sailor moon music, then get laughed by
the entire team (done it. my instructor just stared at me
for a whole minute.) (the*blue*girl)
5828. You learn Visual Basic only because Mamoru knows it.
5829. You spend your time learning Visual Basic and feel
really depressed after finding out that Mamoru actually
knows BASIC and not Visual Basic. (Anton-P)
5830. You decide that you are a member of the Death Busters,
so you go around shooting people in the chest with a gun to
get their heart crystals out. When you see the blood, you
decide that it must be daimon juice (you know, the red stuff
that attacks the Senshi at the end of S) and so you collect
it rabidly in test tubes, hoping that if you mix it with
some eggs you will make your own daimons. (Rainbow)
5831. Astronomers re-designate Pluto as a Dwarf Planet, and
the first thing you think is "Poor Setsuna..." (Starscream)
5832. You die your hair blue and try to do stuff like fixing
cars with NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE.(Sailor V)
5833. You karate-choh random people in the street because
you suspect they are from the "Negaverse". (Sailor V)
5834. You put different items, like a drum, a rose, a
doorknob, into your microwave in hopes to produce daemons
from them. (Anton-P)
5835. You think your body is inhabited by two spirits.
(Hotaru) (Sailor V)
5836. When you're at a planetarium, you demand that the
narrator tell about the legendary Sailor Senshi of the
planets as well as the usual stuff about Roman gods.
5837. You think Saturn has a Big Red Spot because you saw it
on Sailor Moon. (This is because of the Saturn-Messiah story
in the planetarium, which I just finished watching. When
Setsuna is telling the girls about Saturn, it shows the
planet, but it shows Jupiter with Saturn's rings imposed
over it. At the very least, that's what the picture looks
like because I know Saturn doesn't have a big red spot
5838. You've held a party for Ceres congratulating her on
her promotion. (Rin)
5839. On the date 6-30-01, you celebrated the birth of Chibi
Usa by sending out birth announcements. (Rin)
5840. Your boyfriend/girlfriend actually listens to you when
you rave on about seeing the Japanese originals because
you've talked about it so much they get the equivalent of
Stockholms Syndrome. (StarFlame Soldier)
5841. you quit your job because they wont let you come to
work in a sailormoon cosplay (or crossplay lol) (Sailormars
5842. You start to like Godzilla series only because Usagi
was going to watch it in one episode. (Anton-P)
5843. You tie a red collar with a bell around the neck of
your kitten so that it will look more like Diana. (Anton-P)
5844. You believe that after you die your star seed will
return into Galactic Cauldron to be reborn in the future.
Submitted to Ykywtmsmw
Compilation by Dominique <firstname.lastname@example.org>
5845. As far as you care, Sailor Moon IS the
5846. Dying is less scary then your mother throwing out your
raggedy, molding Sailor Moon blanket!
5847. Everyday you go to a different search engine and
search for SOMETHING Sailor Moon. *
5848. Forgetting to do homework, eating like a pig, and
talking to cats are some of your favorite pastimes.
5849. Most of your time is used in thinking about/reading
about/looking at/hearing/touching SailorMoon/Sailor Moon and
related stuff! *
5850. When your best friend (who is coincidently is named
Ken/Shinozaki) is getting hurt by a rabid dog, you try to
5851. You are disqualified from the finals of the 'Miss Teen
USA' competition because you threw your tiara at the other
girl while shouting, "Moon Ugly Transformation Tiara
5852. You are disqualified from the finals of the 'Miss Teen
USA' competition because you sung a wonderful rendition of
'Moonlight Densetsu' in the original Japanese, and no one
knows what you're saying!
5853. You are successful in fighting crime!
5854. You are the National Frisbee champion because you
practice your 'Moon Tiara Magic/Action' three hours a day!
5855. You attack anyone that dresses bad, and when are
reprimanded for it you tell everyone you thought they were a
5856. You bookmark every site that comes up!
5857. You actually GO to every site you bookmark!
5858. You buy the most ugly tree at the nursery, and try to
feed your little brother to it. When that doesn't work, you
scream for Alan/Ail/Earl and Ann/An to 'get their butts down
5859. You can barely live with yourself, because you had
said (six years prior to your BSSM/SM obsession) that it was
a stupid show! *
5860. You can turn ANY topic of conversation to Sailor Moon!
5861. You can't decide which planet is more beautiful,
Neptune or Mars! *
5862. You change your first name to Sailor!
5863. You cry when you find out you only got a 98% on ANY
Sailor Moon quiz!
5864. You date any boy who makes fun of you; hoping ONE of
them is your true love from a former life!
5865. You deliberately fail all your courses, because "it's
easier to imitate Usagi/Serena than Ami/Amy"!
5866. You dream for a 'Dream Mirror'!
5867. You eat everything in sight, and get mad when you
still gain weight!
5868. You eat everything like a total pig and insist "if
Princess Serena/Selena/Serenity/Selenity can eat like this,
so can I!"
5869. You hit your best friend, and when she complains, you
state "Well, Rei/Raye would understand. It's how we show
5870. You know more Japanese than French simply from liking
Sailor Moon, and French is your Second Language Class!
5871. You say, while reading this, (to quote 'The Simpsons'
the show) "it's funny 'cause it's true." *
5872. You see a teenage boy with long black hair practicing
Judo, and ask him why he isn't at the temple!
5873. You spend every afternoon at your parent's house,
because you don't have cable, and Sailor Moon is more
important then the news!
5874. You spend more time on the computer reading Sailor
Moon fan-fiction then you do going to school!
5875. You study everything, every single day, even though
you graduated collage three years ago. When asked why, you
state, "Ami/Amy would!"
5876. You think every thing on every 'YKYWTMSM' or 'YKYOWSM'
list you ever seen are hilarious! *
5877. You think the astronomers got it wrong when they put
the planets in order!
5878. You think the reason Saturn doesn't have her own
mineral (Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium) is because she's
only really in two seasons!
5879. You think your cat is Luna and is just not talking!
5880. You try to rip out your Mom's heart, in hopes it's a
pure, crystal one!
5881. You wonder if you will ever return to the moon!
5882. You wonder if your brother's best friend will ever
create an evil doll factory!
5883. You won't eat ANY cake after seeing episode 69!
5884. You won't eat any carrots, milk, yellowtail tuna, etc.
after reading your first set of senshi/scout profiles!
5885. You won't go to the Zoo, for fear Eiru/Ail/Earl/Al/Ali/Allan/Alan/Alen/Allen
and Ann/An/Enn/En's Lion will eat you!
5886. Your boyfriend tells you you're a freak, then dumps
you and you are absolutely positive he is really receiving
nightmares from his future self!
5887. Your brother hates you because you are forever calling
him Sammy/Shingo, even though his name is Emanuel!
5888. Your daughter hates you because you call her 'Spore'
and 'Fungus' as terms of affection!
5889. Your doctor tells you that NO; you don't have a 'Starseed'!
5890. Your parents know the Sailor Moon theme song by heart!
5891. Your entire family knows the Sailor Moon theme song by
5892. You are more of a Moonie then Takeuchi Naoko!
5893. Your friends are more Moonie then Takeuchi Naoko,
simply from your influence!
5894. Your mom says you can't get a cat so you paint a mouse
black, put a crescent moon sticker on it's head, and say
it's Luna transformed by the NegaVerse/Dark Kingdom!
5895. Your mother buys you a completed doll set of the
Inners and you get upset because you don't have the Outers
5896. Your mother screams at you that for the tenth time in
the last four hours that NO, she can't buy you a 'Ginzuishou'!
5897. After listening to your mother, you KNOW she is from
some evil cabal that's keeping the Ginzuishou for
5898. After listening to your doctor, you feel left out!
5899. Your only friend is a floating (don't ask me how)
black ball that, when you are feeling particularly
depressed, you imagine becomes anything you want.
5900. You actually believe it can become anything you want!
5901. You actually DO!
5902. It actually DOES become anything you want!
5903. Your only friends are girls who, for some odd reason,
can eat anything, and still look great.
5904. Your second-cousin-three-times-removed, who lives in
Albania, knows the entire BSSM/SM story!
5905. Your second-cousin-three-times-removed, who lives in
Albania, is more of a Moonie then Takeuchi Naoko, simply
from your letters!
5906. You're reading this on commercial breaks from you
fifth Sailor Moon marathon the week!
5907. You're still on last week's marathon!
5908. You've seen one or more seasons three or four times
straight through and you STILL watch it/them!*
Ykywtmsmw Compilation by Reynir Stefansson <email@example.com>
5909. You and your cat duet to the Sailor
5910. You replace your SM tapes (and the VCR) once a month
due to wear.
5911. Your mother dyes her hair violet and your first
response is "Ikuko-san?"
5912. You look for online Shinto courses so you can start
your own shrine.
5913. You put a Vanessa-Mae CD on and imagine Michiru is
5914. ...it's a Jascha Heifetz CD.
5915. Someone mentions 'racing' and 'the Suzuka track' and
you think of Haruka.
5916. You look for Haruka in every clip you see from the
5917. You read everything you can find about Minato City
just because that's where the Azabu Juban district is.
5918. You read Minato Times every month on the web in hope
of finding Sailor Moon stuff.
5919. You read every SM-related story on fanfiction.net.
5920. You read every SM-related thread on the Addventure.
5921. You wish you were Ranma in the Lust Dust thread (where
he wound up with all five Inners).
5922. You wish you were Ranma in the Lemon Flu thread (where
he got Pluto, Uranus and Saturn).
5923. You place all fanfic you've read in an offline library
so you can read it again without logging on.
5924. You learn to use wget so you can grab entire SM web
sites and browse them offline. You're just backing them up,
5925. You run a nightly cron script that auto-updates your
offline library with new chapters so you need only sit down
in the morning and start reading.
5926. You build a Linux server dedicated to serving you your
Sailor Moon content and updating same for you so you can
spend more time shopping for SM merchandise.
5927. You build another Linux computer to use as your
desktop because you can customize literally everything to
fit your SM-oriented lifestyle. (Sounds better than "SM
5928. You buy a Linux palmtop because you *know* you can
customize it to look and *act* like the Mercury Computer.
5929. You customize a Sony Vaio to look like the Mercury
5930. You grep the kernel source code for everything,
5931. You learn C just so you can write a dedicated smvwm
(Sailor Moon Virtual Window Manager) for your Linux
5932. You hack Sailor Moon quotes into the source for each
and every program on your Linux box.
5933. You build an en_SM locale for your Linux box.
5934. All you've ever done with timidity is render Sailor
Moon MIDI files to MP3s.
5935. You change the shutdown sound on every Windows
computer you see to akuryo-taisan.wav.
5936. You exaggerate your computer exploits or make them up,
solely to match them to a YKYOWSMW list.
5937. You become a certified martial arts sensei so you can
go to Juban and teach the Senshi.
5938. You trawl through ecchi and hentai sites because they
appeared in your Google searches for Sailor Moon.
5939. Your vocabulary is peppered with otaku-Japanese and
you don't notice it.
5940. ...your friends don't notice it either.
5941. Your fellow SM otaku make up ykywtmsmw entries about
5942. You miss your own wedding because there's an SM
marathon on TV.
5943. You see NGE on TV and wonder if Third Impact is the
coming Big Disaster.
5944. You see Love Hina and think that Uranus oughta learn
the God's Cry sword school.
5945. You see Ranma and want Jupiter to take courses at the
5946. ... wonder if Akane and Ami are related.
5947. ... wonder if Ranma would make a good husband for a
5948. You see Tenchi Muyo and wonder if Katsuhito knows
5949. You see Macross and wonder if the Senshi would be more
effective at fighting evil if they got VF-1 Valkyries.
5950. You wouldn't notice if a real Senshi/Scout walked by
because your eyes are glued to the telly.
5951. You wonder why "Athlon Computing Power MAKE UP!"
doesn't work as your henshin phrase (...or was it "Super
Star Destroyer Power"? ...no, it must have been "Caterpillar
Turbo Diesel Power" then).
5952. You hear the Kraftwerk oldie "Computer Love" and
Sailor Mercury comes to mind.
5953. MSWindows crashes yet again and you wonder if
Microsoft is a DK outpost.
5954. ... that MS is SM reversed just serves to convince you
5955. DK means Dark Kingdom and not Dorling Kindersley (a UK
5956. You can't wait to see Makoto/Lita on Rachael Ray.
5957. You mope because Rachael Ray doesn't have long black
5958. You dedicate your Kraftwerk/OMD album collection to
5959. You insist Minako/Mina wrote "Love Shine A Light" for
Katrina and the Waves.
5960. You start a motion that the caduceus (symbol of the
medical profession) be replaced by the Silence Glaive.
5961. You name your honeymoon resort Starlight Honeymoon
5962. "The Senshi" or "the Scouts" is a group of nine
teenaged girls, nothing more, nothing less.
5963. You view the world through Sailor-Moon's-hair-coloured
5964. Your whole life is SM-themed.
5965. You just *know* you'd make a good spouse for a Senshi.
5966. You just *know* your favourite Senshi wants to be with
You Know You Love
SeraMyu Too Much When...
5967. You have SeraMyu related dreams.
5968. You print out pictures of your favorite SeraMyu
actress/actor and cover your walls.
5969. Someone asks you who Usagi's seiyuu is and you can't
remember, except that it's one of five people...
5970. You take 350 screenshots from Last Dracul and send
them to your online friends.
5971. You've considered writing to Ono Hikari and asking her
to send you her pink pants.
5972. You get butterflies in your stomach every time your
favorite actress/actor walks on stage...and you've already
watched the musical fifty times!
5973. You buy the same style clothing that your favorite
actress always wears in rehearsal.
5974. You would pay twice as much as it costs to see the
actual musical just to sit in and watch the photoshoots.
5975. You own hundreds of dollars worth of SeraMyu
merchandise (videos, books, CDs, Sailormoon World stuff,
etc.) and you've never even been to Japan!
5976. You've considered visiting Japan for the sole purpose
of seeing a musical live.
5977. If you were on your deathbed your last request would
be for your favorite actress/actor to be with you in your
5978. Your fanfiction and fanart has turned to SeraMyu
instead of the anime and manga.
5979. You've become almost as obsessed with the actress who
plays your favorite Senshi as you are with that Senshi!
5980. You can't help thinking that there will never be an
actress in SeraMyu cuter than Marina.
5981. You think the music in SeraMyu is way better than
anything the anime composers could have ever come up with.
5982. You own every single original musical video and DVD,
despite the insane prices.
5983. You build a website confessing your love for SeraMyu.
5984. You have debates with your friends about whether or
not certain songs are live or recorded.
5985. You've created silly but loving nicknames for the
majority of the cast.
5986. Someone asks you what your favorite episode of
Sailormoon is and you automatically reply "Transylvania no
5987. You've searched and searched, but you just can't find
any flights to Kaguya Island. Too bad, because you refuse to
take a boat.
5988. You have serious nightmares about Black Lady singing
"Black Moon Signal."
(SeraMyu Antics Forum)
You Know You Love
SeraMyu Too Much When...
5989. You re-watch myu as if they were
regular anime episodes, even when they last an hour and a
half longer... (Kappa)
5990. You know all the actress's names from first stage to
fourth stage. (MizunoAmi)
5991. You call them by their first names. (MizunoAmi)
5992. You try to find all the info you can about your
favorite Myu actress (MizunoAmi)
5993. You only have one Myu, but you watch it all the time
and the scenes still make you laugh/cry/die. (MizunoAmi)
5994. You make Myu costumes for the characters. (MizunoAmi)
5995. You dream about being in a musical. (Sui)
5996. You pour over dozens of photos for hours looking for
every last detail for a cosplay. (Sui)
5997. You dream of wearing that said cosplay to watch a live
myu performance. (Sui)
5998. One of your nicknames is your favorite Myu actress'
5999. You know all the lyrics to your favorite musical, even
ones sung by your least favorite characters. (yuhka)
6000. Although it's a creepy song, you know all the lyrics
to "Black Moon Signal" (yuhka)
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