When you are really angry or upset, you play "Black Moon Signal" repeatedly
6002. You join a forum and post about ways to tell you love Sera Myu
too much (Peridot)
6003. You would rather cuddle up with your favorite myu than a boyfriend/girlfriend
6004. You watch a particular song so many times that you can learn
the dance. (Venus_Princess)
6005. You are deeply hurt, when your lover/friend tries to suggest
that Anza's fuku/wig looks funny in the first musicals. (Usako)
6006. Maybe you didn't like Anza/Fumina/Miyuki/Marina at first, but
now if someone tries to insult them, you`ll be right there to finish them!!
6007. You watch Shin Kaguya Shima's service numbers(LINK!!!!!!) 24/7
and do the "tsubasa ni kaete"-thing when you see a mirror...then cry &
whine about "not getting it right". (Usako)
6008. When you make the soundtrack to your life as a movie, the following
songs show up, (maybe more than once and maybe more than the ones listed):
Salad Time, Bloody Mystery, Fire, Link, La Soldier, Lonely Distance, You're
My Jewellery, Tuxedo Versus, Innocent Demand, Koi no Senshi ja irenai,
Drive me the Mercury, It's Great To Be Young, Prince of The Earth, Chasin'
After You, and Solar Miracle Make Up. (Ai no Shinobi)
6009. You throw a Sera Myu Party and try to con people into coming.
Once arrived, you will immobilize them and force them to enjoy the myu
goodness. (Ai no Shinobi)
6010. You have a favorite wig. (Venus_Princess)
6011. When someone asks you who your favorite actress, you answer,
"You wouldn't know her, she's from Japan..." (Venus_Princess)
6012. ...or you go right out and say, "It's ______!!! I LOVE HER!!!"
even though people go, "Who?!" (Venus_Princess)
6013. You watch with an eagle eye, searching for mistakes, and when
you find one, you watch that scene just to see that mistake. (Venus_Princess)
6014. You constantly get into an arguement with a fellow Sera Myu friend
over who's the best actor/actress for particular characters. (Venus_Princess)
6015. You've done the dance to "Chikyuu Iro wa Salad Time" or some
other equally crazy dance...in public. (Venus_Princess)
6016. You sing "Innocent Demand" for your school's talent show...and
they actually LIKE IT! (TakagiNaoSama)
6017. You play Sims and have Myu skins(= clothing & face). For
example, I currently have Marina and Chieko living together. 8) In their
"on stage" clothing, ofcourse... (Usako)
6018. When it makes you cry! (TheWretchedOne)
6019. You ask family members who know nothing about Myu for Myu for
cristmas and go insane tring to describe exsactly what you want(....god
it was insane tring to get them to get them for me......but I did *hugs
6020. While listening to your Wicked soundtrack, when it gets to the
part about "like some terrible green blizzard throughout the land she flies",
the only thought you have in your mind is a certain violin playing senshi
in a particular SuperS musical.... (usachan)
6021. You have a playlist of your favorite SeraMyu songs! (unmei_no_seramun)
6022. You can pick out the Moon when you listen to a group recording!
6023. You name your dog in Nintendogs Momoko (Yayamaya)
6024. you record yourself dancing to la soldier (Yayamaya)
6025. You're looking at gallery pictures and you're giggling like a
maniac. You eventually get to a picture of Anza and Yuuta *SQUEAL AND GLOMPS*
and you giggle again to the point of your mother asking what you're doing.
6026. Whenever you say demand you have the strangest urge to say "innocent
demando" instead of just plain ol' demand. (Queen Galaxia)
6027. You take the time to put all the Sera Myu actresses/actors birthdays
down in a specific calendar. (Nao Tenou)
6028. You walk into another room, start singing Hare Hare & doing
the hand motions from the video... Though that might just be lovin' Antics
too much. (Nessa)
6029. Whenever someone says something about flying, you immediately
need to jump in and make a Flying-Neptune joke. (Queen Galaxia)
6030. You find out Kasahara Ryuji was a seiyuu and the character he
played came out with a single and you proceed to hunt it down. (Lithium_Kitsune)
6031. People have stopped asking you what songs you are humming to
yourself when they see you skipping down the hallway/supermarket isle/cubicles/general
public vicinity/prison cells because they know very well you are humming
something from the Seramyu. These people also know better now than to ask
you to sing it for them because you WILL burst into song and dance with
the lights, the backup, the costumes, the EVERYTHING for them and you won't
pretend you haven't practiced this in your room/bathroom/basement/classroom
eleven billion times already. (Queen Galaxia)
6032. When you see a muy sprite and are able to tell which actress/actor
it is (Yayamaya)
6033. You forget that yellow,pink,green,blue ext. aren't natural hair
colors after watching so much myu. (Yayamaya)
6034. You're at your locker, having Innocent Demand in your head, someone
suddenly says to someone else, "Oh yeah, that's sexy!" and you think, "Hikari?"
6035. You have difficulty pronouncing "jewelry" because you seem to
keep saying "ju-e-ri" instead of "jewel-ry." (Well, at least "jueri" is
prettier sounding). (Queen Galaxia)
6036. You have to do a project on genetics and you name everyone on
the chart after Myu actresses/actors. (Yayamaya)
6037. You accidentally run a red light and you think the reason is
because your mind was thinking of Seramyu things. (Queen Galaxia)
(Sailor Moon Uncensored Forums) - as on April
6038. You think someone is after your dream mirror. (supersailorearth)
6039. Every time you see a bad driver you think Eugeal is at it again.
6040. You believe that the nearest high standard school is the location
of a group of people trying to bring evil to destroy the world to earth
by stealing your pure heart crystal. (supersailorearth)
6041. You compose little prayers to mentally address Sailor Moon during
difficult moments of your life. (Anton-P)
6042. You stare fondly at the moon at night, and subconsciously start
slowly whistling "Moonlight Densetsu". (Lightweight)
6043. When you're watching the anime, you get an Usagi-like craving
for sweets and food. (Lightweight)
6044. Whenever you introduce yourself, you throw rose petals in front
of you. (Lightweight)
6045. When every song you hear, no matter which genre it is, or which
language it's on, or WHO sings it, you feel it has a tie-in with Sailor
Moon in it somewhere. (Lightweight)
Additions to an incomplete fork of v5 by sailormoon9993
6042. You buy a heart shaped compact with wings on it and say "Moon
Eternal, Make Up!" hoping to
become Eternal Sailor Moon.
6043. You draw a picture of Sailor Moon's tiara, cut it out and say
"Moon Tiara Action!"
6044. You think the Moon Kingdom will be rebuilt.
6045. You see Sailor Moon everywhere, even in the trash you see her!
6046. You buy a bow and arrow, light it on fire, throw it and shout
"Mars Flame Sniper!"
From ways to know you love sailormoon, a book
by yamiserenity, submitted & updated on May 7, 2007
Provided by Fanart Central:
6047. You start to call your cat Luna/Artemis.
6048. You get two pet crows and name them Phobos and Deimos.
6049. You start to memorize every single episode line by line in English/Japanese.
6050. You have over 1,000 pictures on your hard drive.
6051. Your desktop theme is ALL Sailormoon.
6052. You and your friends start calling each other the character's
6053. You start acting like them.
6054. You start to laugh like Zoisite.
6055. You say, "Ai to seigi no, sera bishoujo senshi Sailormoon, tsukini
kawatte oshioki yo" to strangers.
6056. You put your hair in odango(meatballs).
6057. You start to take pictures of yourself doing the senshi's moves.
6058. You start seeing Tuxedo Kamen in your dreams.
6059. Everytime you want a cookie you say, "But I want a cookie."
6060. You start to believe the characters are real people.
6061. Your theme: The Moon.
6062. Your favorite flower all of a sudden becomes a rose.
6063. You start to take a can opener and pretend your Sailorsaturn.
6064. 8 words "But I wanna be the pansy pink star."
6065. You start to be late to school and everything you do, everyday.
6066. You start saying "let's/gotta book it."
6067. You act like Ann by reading Siren's mind, but to others you pretend
to drain their energy.
6068. You take a deck of cards and say to your friends, "Pick a cardian,
6069. You take your wire whisk and pretend it is the moon scepter.
6070. You take up flute lesson's just to play Ail's(Alan's) song.
6071. You take Ice cubes and throw them saying, "Shabon Spray Freezing!".
6072. You plant a tree and call it the Doom Tree.
6073. You light a match and see if you can read fire.
6074. You take a bell and ring it saying, "Twinkle Yell!".
6075. You get strips of paper and throw them saying, "Aku Ryo Tai San
(Mars Fireballs Charge)!".
6076. You see your mom and say, "I feel a strange force here...An Evil
6077. You start believing everyone is from the Dark Force (Negaverse).
6078. People start to believe your a Sailor senshi.
6079. You believe you are a Sailor senshi.
6080. You get a small locket and pretend you are Sailormoon transforming.
6081. You take a pen and try to transform into a Sailor senshi.
6082. You go to a music box shop and ask them to make the star locket
6083. You color your hair like Ann or Ail's.
6084. You watch Sailormoon everyday even though you've seen the episode
200 times already.
6085. You start to wear a turban on your head and throw white roses.
6086. You start to eat like Usagi.
6087. You go crazy trying to find Sailormoon stuff.
6088. You drive your friends and family nuts.
6089. You memorize the songs in English/Japanese.
6090. You start to tell everyone that you came to Earth in a bubble.
6091. You tell people that you are a princess/prince from a planet
6092. You go up to your boyfriend/girlfriend and tell him/her "Venus
Love Me Chain!".
6093. When it's thundering and lightning outside; you say, " Mom!,
Jupiter is at it again!"
6094. When lightning begins to crash you say "Supreme Thunder!"
6095. You say to every guy you see, "He looks like my old sempai!"
6096. Your worried if Makoto was OK, after first hearing about those
comet fragments hitting Jupiter.
6097. You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing
6098. When you get a bad grade on a test, you go up to your teacher
with your carved pencil/pen and shout
"In the name of the Moon I will punish you!!"
6099. A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum
hat jumping up and down and
shouting "Supreme Thunder!"
6100. You go to every place that sells Chocolate parfaits in your town
then put up a sign saying you have
them all hoping that you will finally find Naru (Molly).
6101. You throw a party and you only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick,
donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune
shakes, curry, muffins, cherry pie and weight gain bars to everyone.
6102. You actually begin to like Naru's, Laurie's and Cooans' (Catzys)
6103. You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and
shout "Moon power! Turn me into a
beautiful princess! ni nare."
6104. While driving a car, every time you turn on the headlights, you
shout "Crescent Beam!".
6105. You single handily try to bring all the Sailormoon fans at your
school together, to establish a "Save
Our Sailors" campaign.
6106. When you walk into the local arcade, you immediately look for
the "Sailor V" game.
6107. You try to talk your girlfriend into letting her hair grow 5
feet long, and doing it up in Usagi's style.
6108. On a hot day, you go outside and shout "Deep Submerge" at the
6109. You dream of Mamoru/Usagi as your boyfriend/girlfriend.
6110. You dream about one of the senshi as your girlfriend.
6111. You try to put out fires by yelling "Shine Aqua Allusion!"
6112. You learn to cut glass so you can make the "Ginzuishou" (Imperium
Silver Crystal) to put on your
6113. Once every week, you do a search for any traces that time had
stopped, to see if Sailorpluto had
6114. On a bad hair day, you grab a pen and shout (senshi's name) Crystal
6115. Right before a big test, you go to an observatory and consult
the stars for the answers.
6116. Shinto temples have hired guards to keep you out, because you
think Rei is hiding in there.
6117. The Sailormoon voice actors/actresses have restraining orders
6118. Every time you see someone who you think looks odd, you tell
your friends "I'm getting weird vibes
from him!" just like the weird vibes the senshi get.
6119. You steal a control chip from the schools engineering room, and
hope that the negative energy
flowing from the teachers will eventually stop.
6120. You take gemstones thinking they are rainbow crystals and hope
they will all form the Ginzuishou
6121. The neighbors are scared of you since they've been seeing you
on the roof every time it rains, with a
radio antenna strapped to your forehead, yelling "Supreme Thunder"
6122. You put up want ad posters looking for the senshi thinking you're
a lost senshi.
6123. You buy a purple and a white cat, and glue yellow paper moons
to their foreheads making them your
6124. You get a bottle of bubbles and blow them while screaming "Shabon
6125. You buy golden bracelets and hope you can zap people and take
their star seeds.
6126. You make Naoko think she should have never made Sailormoon.
6127. You capture the creators of Sailormoon and make them draw in
characters to look like you so you are
a sailor senshi!
6128. You do a thorough research on unicorns hoping you can find a
unicorn with a golden horn.
6129. You try to convince your teachers to change the timetable and
make lessons on Sailormoon instead of
Math, English and Science.
6130. You can answer all the questions in my Sailormoon quiz.
6131. You worship Sailormoon and the other Senshi.
6132. You refere Sailormoon as "Our Queen".
6133. You can think of 100 more things to add to this list.
6134. You actually bothered to read everything written in this list.
6135. You can name every Sailormoon website on the web.
From various SailorMoonForum.com threads
6136. You believe that Christian "Serenity Prayer" actually is addressed
to Neo Queen Serenity.
6137. (This one is more for general anime watching) Your dreams are
6138. (This one is more SM-related) You dream about fighting youma
at the movies... and doing the whole
6139. You watch to much sailor moon when you think about it all the
day long (new_york)
6140. Whenever someone mentions marriage and children, you picture
yourself with someone from the
show...and then wonder what a half-"real", half-anime baby would look
6141. I know I watched too much Sailor Moon, when I looked at a SM
timeline (so many years ago when I
on the internet) and counted my blessings that the world didn't end
on several occassions throughout the 90s.
I was bowing to my Sailor Moon poster for hours going "thankyou! thankyou!thankyou!thankyou!
thankyou!" (Lady Aino, 2008)
6142. (parodying Christian fundamentalism) you're converted from straight
to gay (Rika-Chicchi)
6143. Your mother asks: "If Sailor Moon jumped off a bridge, would
you?!" You remind her that Sailor
Moon DID jump off a bridge, into a time warp. And had you been there
at the time, you would certainly
have followed. (Salem Saberhagen)
6144. You talk to your cat. I talk to mine. Daily. (Clow)
6145. You start calling your cat Luna. (Clare Gundersen)
6146. You blame everything on chiba to the point of making memes about
it (Prince Rose)
6147. You make countless Fan Fics lol (Ryo Urawa)
6148. You assume any snow storms are being caused by Princess Snow
Kaguya and when the warm
weather returns, it's because the Sailor Guardians saved the day. (Neon
6149. You can't go a single day of the year without watching an episode
of Sailor Moon, listening to a
Sailor Moon podcast, checking forums and Sailor Moon Twitter accounts,
or watching YouTube videos. (this
is sadly me right now). (Neon Genesis)
6150. You stay up late to 5:00 a.m. to live tweet all the latest updates
about Sailor Moon Crystal (I've also
done this). (Neon Genesis)
6151. You go to anything the voice actors are participating in just
to get their autograph. (kikyo hino)
6152. When you start humming the OP. (CureNa11)
6153. You thought that the Pokémon Go fad just was a trick of
the Dark Kingdom (or Negaverse or
6154. You refer to Sailor Moon lore when in political debates with
6155. When your 3 year old is being a turd and you take off your SM
belt and (jokingly) tell him, "In the
name of the Moon, I'll punish you!" (mydnyghtamethyst)
6156. Also when he wants to watch the show and "see" the Sailor Guardians
on your phone AKA play
Sailor Moon Drops. (mydnyghtamethyst)
6157. You paint (or dye) your cat's fur black, glue a crescent moon
on its/her forehead and start calling
it/her "Luna". (Onuzim Ima)
6158. However, if you favor Artemis instead, you could hopefully keep
it white. (Onuzim Ima)
6159. You propose at NASA HQ for the next Moon Mission, just for getting
to see the ruins of the Lunar
Castle. (Onuzim Ima)
6160. You try to have a frilly notebook to write down Sm stuffs,including
those ykywtmsmw jokes (i try to
do it too) (litacan)
6161. Try to name your daughter after a Sailor guardian, I mean I would
not doubt about it.
By Onuzim Ima
6162. If you put your head through Grandma's antique wardrobe mirror
'cause you believe
Nehellenia/Pegasus could be hiding inside - And then you wonder about
the shards and all that blood (That's
an original one I recently came up with in case you're asking)
6163. If your school grades are so bad you're running around all over
the city, desperately asking for some
'Crystal Seminar' (Same here)
From wikimoon.org’s YKYWTMSMW entry:
6164. You found a way to paint your room the "Salad Time" color.
By Lady Delphi (unless noted), July 2005
YKYWTMSM(and you’re Wiccan!) When...
6165. Your purification ritual is visualized as
a henshin sequence
6166. You have computer print-outs of Sailor
Mars (fire) Sailor Mercury (water) Sailor Jupiter (earth) and
Sailor Venus (air) placed at their respective
places on your alter.
6167. You consider Princess Serenity and Prince
Endymion "the Lord and Lady"
6168. You're the only Sailor Moon fan who noticed,
and is greatly upset by the Saturn/Pluto mythology
mix-up. (and have read Antie's article to try
to make sense of it all)
6169. You have at one time used one of Usagi's
brooch designs, as your personal craft symbol.
6170. You scryed during a past life meditation,
but for some reason the words "Silver Millennium" kept
6171. You try to convince your fellow craft members
that a sailor fuku counts as "ritual garb".
6172. Rei Hino, has been your favorite character
at some point.
6173. While mirror scrying has always worked
for you in the past, you suddenly very very much want to
learn the finer points of fire scrying. (this
can be despite whether or not you have a feasible way to build, or
put out said fire)
6174. You can now say "Ak ryo.. Tai San!" like
6175. Although you are a gaijin who live no where
near Japan, it has become your new priority to study the
6176. Being pagan made you a Sailor Moon fan.
6177. When you heard that Naoko was interested
about learning about real witchcraft/wicca from her San
Diego Comic Convention interview, you actually
considered flying to Japan and tutoring her yourself.
6178. Being a Sailor Moon fan made you pagan.
6179. You actually bought the German-made Sailor
Moon tarot deck.
6180. You became so upset at the inaccuracy of
this deck, that you made up your own mythologically
6181. You think that with your Bandai Crescent
Moon wand, as long as you attach a quartz crystal to it at
the end with some copper, you'd be able to use
it as a working ritual wand.
6182. You once got your coven very pissed off
at you, because you once said by accident "... and blessed
be the Goddess Basset, from the planet Mau."
6183. Although you once had trouble memorizing
the planets astrological signs and their mystical
attributes, you now have no trouble at all thanks
your new favorite show!
6184. You consider being a Wiccan anime fan a
6185. Your Wiccan friends are annoyed when you
make anime references.
6186. Your anime fan friends are annoyed when
you make Wiccan references while watching anime.
6187. Your parents hope that anime would make
you less into witchcraft. [or visa-versa, depending on
which one came first.]
6188. You actually know classical mythology and
BSSM well enough to roll your eyes every time someone
mentions the wrong-headed "Saturn/Pluto mythology
From a list of German fortunes at this site...
...which were translated to English here: http://sailormoonforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=7013
Translated by senshi of love
6189. You learn all day long so that you can be
smart like Ami-chan.
6190. When you forget make your homework you
stand on the hall with a bucket of water on your head
6191. you try to convince your parents that your
little sister isn't really your sister, and that she just
6192. You r going to Anime-meeting in your Sailor
moon costume, then you saw somebody with exactly
the same costume as yours and then you say: "You
won't get off with this, Zoicite!"
6193. You r in Iran on vacation and every man
you see with a white mask on his face you ask: "Is that you
6194. You r begging your cat that she returns
your memory back
6195. You throw the stove in air and you shout:
6196. You start to learn Japanese so that you
can watch the original series.
6197. When you turn your computer on the startup
music is set on "Moon Prism Power".
6198. You draw a bunny on your lunch pack.
6199. You take a bus only when you r transformed
in a stewardess or a kindergarten teacher.
6200. You go to meeting places but only when
you r armed with soap bubbles things.
6201. You never live home without your blue sunglasses
and a pocket calculator
6202. You suggest Reinhold Messner if he want
to go with you on North Pole, so that you can fight against
6203. Every time when you go on Street Parade
you hope you will discover a Sailor Senshi, just because
she has a blue hair or wearing some hair accessories.
6204. You saw God in your dreams and he said
to you: "No I won t make a Sailor Senshi of you! So stop
6205. You are walking in smoking and throws red
roses around you.
6206. You draw a Neptune symbol on your hand
mirror hoping that you would transform in Sailor
6207. You tell your classmate: "Even if you have
the best grades, still you r not so smart like Ami.
6208. You have a flu and you don't want take
your medicine, cause you hope Sailor Venus will come to
6209. Your friends abandoned you, because they
can't listen your comparing with Sailor senshis anymore.
6210. You and your Japanese friend WWSMB (we
want sailor moon back) want to start a campaign and
when it s obvious it wont work, you complain
6211. You during your class lessons draw Hotaru
and your teacher come by and she said:"Oh, Sailor
6212. You every time when you see the moon you
shout:" Moon Tiara Action!"
6213. You try to find a "Chanella" in animal
6214. You v searched all places to find the Time
6215. You believe that you v saved the world,
but you can't remember and it s all your cats fault (poor cat).
6216. You r afraid to go to jeweler shops cause
you think that somebody could take your life energy,
6217. You believe that you can actually see other
6218. You see Mamoru in all guys with black hair.
6219. You in stationery shop ask for Magic Pen.
6220. You r afraid of flowers cause you think
they might transform into a demon.
6221. You and your 4 friends have gone in a search
6222. You named your horse Pegasus and you try
to teach him how to fly.
6223. You try so hard to make those meatballs
like Sailor moon has.
6224. You take one of your mum's broaches and
you try to transform into Sailor moon (but nothing
6225. You think that every black cat you see
in the street is actually Luna and that she is looking for you.
And you ask yourself, why your friend doesn't
believe that when you tell her??
6226. You actually believe that Sailor senshis
6227. You go with your friends to pasture and
there you start yelling on cows, thinking actually that they r
evil. Then you try to summon the power of Saturn
to beat them.
6228. You call your friend Artemis but he doesn't
even hear you.
6229. Your friend comes by in a long black tuxedo
and you put him a black hat on head, give him a white
cane and a white mask on his face, so that he
looks just like Tuxedo Mask.
6230. You r looking for the crescent moon sign
on your cats forehead and you wonder why can't she talk.
6231. You color your horse in white, you stick
some wings on his back and a golden horn on his forehead,
so that you can prove that you capture Pegasus.
6232. You imagine that you r wearing a skirt.
6233. You r searching a team for your performance
in Sailor Moon Live Action.
6234. You look for every Sailor moon fan art.
6235. You actually believe that you in your past
life lived in the Moon Kingdom and now you r reborn.
6236. You named your transsexual friend "Seiya"
6237. You draw every day a moon symbol on your
6238. You believe that Sailor Sun, Galaxy and
Earth really existing.
6239. You said the little girl from your neighborhood
that you can see her future mother.
6240. You believe that you came from Saturn and
you were sent to save the Earth.
6241. You want to draw a Sailor senshis on the
6242. You make a driving license, buy a white-
red Yamaha, fitting outfit and a helmet so you can drive
along the beach.
6243. You put a lemon on your violin when you
6244. You imagine that Haruka wake you up in
6245. You r discussing the whole weekend about
Haruka and Michiru with your friends.
6246. You have some really crazy ideas with your
friend. You r planning take off your weight and cut your
hair so that you two can look together just like
Haruka and Michiru.
6247. You decide to make a tattoo for your birthday
and that will be the both symbols of Uranus and
6248. You start to talk with cats that have fur
in shape of crescent moon.
6249. You every black or white cat that you see
on street beg that she gives you a Transformation Pen.
Translated by silver-eyes
6250. You're going mad with happiness when you find out RTL2 is going
to air Sailor Moon again. (Hey, I don't do that, what did you think? >.>"
6251. You stick yellow tights to your hair only to look a bit more
6252. You try to find a crescent moon on your cat and then teach it
how to talk
6253. You think your father is evil Dr.
6254. You try to teach your Astronomy teacher where the planet Nemesis
is... And actually succeed to convince him!
6255. You are afraid to drive in a Ford GALAXY
6256. You say when you are 17: "I envy these young people..." (Michiru's
quote from the German episode "Das Konzert". I also found a translation
from Japanese, in which she actually said: "It's so nice to be young...")
6257. You scream at your ex in anger: "In the name of the Moon, i'll
6258. You try to do everything EXACTLY like in the first episode of
Sailor Moon, so that perhaps a cat would show up that you'd have to
6259. You get a tattoo of Saturn's symbol on your forehead, cut your
hair shoulder-length and dye it black
6260. You understand what it's about, even after a million of episodes
6261. You check every black cat in your town for a crescent moon on
6262. Nobody recognizes you, when you run around in sooo totally discreet
Sailor Moon clothes
6263. Your friend has a white cat named Artemis
6264. You let your hair grow all the way to your butt
6265. You travel all the way to North Pole to seek the secret hideout
of the evil kingdom
6266. You are jealous of your best friend because she got a Moon Scepter
from her grandfather, and you didn't
6267. Your name is DOC and you thought of more than 300 entries for
6268. You get your grandmother to cut her sea-green skirt shorter,
so she could make you a Sailor Neptune costume
6269. You record numerous of Haruka and Michiru episodes, because you
like the pairing so much, even though you already know all the episodes
by heart and they are slowly even not amusing you anymore
6270. You cut your hair short and dye it blue to look like Ami
6271. You paint a spiral shape on your umbrella and try to hypnotize
your friends and family
6272. You cancel all your dates on Saturday evening and decide to spend
the night with chinese food, watching Sailor Moon DVD's until you meet
your father at 6 am in the morning on the way to toilet and scream in his
face: "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!"
6273. If you print out every single image of Sailor Moon, until you
literally own a gallery
6274. You convince your 3 friends to grow their hair long, get up on
the stage and sing
6275. You visit all the possible stores and boutiques in search for
a bikini that looks like Sailor Starlight's outfit
6276. You reject to call Usagi Bunny or Serena
6277. You keep screaming: "Moon Tiara Action!"
6278. When you were in 5th grade, you kept waiting for your cat to
start talking and to tell you that you had to save the world
6279. You accidentally find a black-grey-blue cat, decide to keep it
and call her Luna
6280. You wrap yourself in a white sheet, to look like the Moonlight
Knight. And while you talk, you put a hand over your mouth, to sound exactly
6281. You saw a woman who looked exactly like Haruka, you spoke to
her, and now you two are a couple that looks exactly like Haruka and Michiru
6282. You stick a moon-shaped sticker on your cat's forehead
6283. You are convinced that your are to become a queen in few years
and get a daughter that you will name Chibiusa
6284. You dress up like Sailor Moon, even though you are a guy, and
6285. You stick a moon on your forehead and insist on being called
"Princess" or "Serenity"
6286. You think your cousin has a cowbell that she can use to call
a flying horse named Pegasus
6287. You avoid the mathematical genius from your school, because he
is actually a youma and can see the future
6288. You spend hours looking for a fanfic on the net that you had
accidentally found before, and then yell because you can't find it: "In
the name of the Moon, I'll punish you if I don't find that fanfic!"
6289. You realize, that you REALLY watch too much Sailor Moon
6290. Every time you see a missing person poster, you think it had
to be Zoisite with his black crystal...
6291. You buy a motorcycle exactly like the one Haruka has, and then
crash as soon as you get on because you don't know a thing about motorcycles.
6292. You become a lesbian, desperately try to look like Haruka and
keep looking for a girl named Michiru to declare your love to her
6293. You are scared to death of your sister's singing sunflower, because
you are afraid it would do something to you if only you looked at it
6294. You think that long veils are not kitschy
6295. You have an extra stomach for chocolate cakes
6296. You desperately try to convince your friends that they are chosen
warriors, and that they should help you - their princess - with mathematics
6297. You have seen the first season
6298. You become lazy, you begin to eat too much and daydream all the
6299. You mumble something like: "Beautiful... this agony before destruction"
when you finish your Math homework
Translated by new_york
You watch to much Sm when:
6300. You are trying to download all Sailor moon pictures from the web
6301. You are tryign to put a gold "stick"on your horse and you are
wondering why doesnt he apear in your dreams.
6302. When you cant concentrate on anything else besides Mamoru and
6303. Instead of a man you see a women on the moon
6304. You believe that on the next corner Mamoru will show up and bump
up into you
6305. When you sit on your Pc until 5 pm in the night and do stuff
related to Sailor Moon
6306. When you have Sailor moon pics on your I-pod
6307. when you have sm songs on your I-pod
6308. When you believe that Britney Spears with"evrytime i try to fly
,i fall" was thinking about sailor moon.
6309. When you go to sleep and still think about sailor moon.
6310. When you hook up a white cat with a black one.
6311. When you will almost cry because you dont have the posters of
Mamoru and Usagi and when you scream of happines when you find one the
6312. when you use 10 sailor moon nick names on the various chat rooms.
6313. When you take a broche(the thing wich sm can transform into a
model and other stuff)and try to transform with it into sm.
6314. When you go into the star light express and you start crying
because the yaten,taiki and seiya where not there.
6315. When you could argue all day long why seiya fit better with usagi
6316. When you fly to japan and look for Usagi and the rest.
6317. When you run all day long in your sm clothes.
6318. When you let your hair grow until the flor so that you can wear
your hair like usagi.
6319. When you dress up in a white dress and say that from this moment
your name is Serenity.
6320. When you choose astronomie in your school because you want to
learn the teleporter to other planets.
6321. When you run around in your smoking and throw roses around you.
6322. When while playing basketball you always starts yelling "luna
6323. When you see the moon you say"moon healing escalation"
6324. When you belive that you once saved the world and you forgott
everything and that its your cats fault.
6325. When see Mamoru in every darkhaired guy
6326. When you call your horse pegasus and try to fly with him trough
Translated by Dan:
6327. You start making half-moon bald spots on all the cats you meet.
6328. On your 18th birthday, you go directly to a tattooist and get
the signs of Neptune and Uranus on your left and right upper arms.
6329. You ask any black or white cat you see on the street to give
you a magic pen.
6330. You give someone a trophy that looks like the Holy Grail, thinking
that Mistress 9 will appear.
6331. After watching the live action series, you raid the TV network,
looking for everything to do with the show, including the diaries of the
6332. Check to see if you've done everything on this list.
6333. Go to all the car races you can, hoping to spot Haruka.
6334. Are a teacher and want one of your students to dye their hair
like Michiru and wear a serafuku to the swimming carnival, assuming that
said student will win.
6335. You're the swimming team coach and as you take your students
into the first pool, you imagine a ball-shaped piece of water rise up and
you shout "Deep Submerge!"
6336. You forget the colour of your walls because they're covered by
Sailor Moon posters.
6337. Your friends try to filter your internet and TV to remove everything
relating to Sailor Moon in order to stop your addiction. You see them doing
it, but when you confront them, you pretend you saw it in your hand mirror.
6338. Naoko asks you to finish the series for her, ending with Haruka
and Michiru getting married.
6339. You've never played darts, but you manage to get 100 points by
placing a picture of your least favourite villain over the bullseye.
6340. Someone tries to trick you, but fails and when they ask how you
knew what was happening, you pull out a mirror and claim that you can see
all through your mirror.
6341. Your girlfriend drops her pen, but before she picks it up, you
say "Stop, it is your choice whether you take the pen, but if you do, and
use it when it's in your hand, your life will change forever."
6342. You know what to do if someone says "I hate the sea."
6343. You go to the beach and play violin pieces.
6344. You notice that everyone in the area hides whenever you pick
up a glass of water.
6345. Whenever you're in a cathedral, you're careful that no arrows
fly through the windows and hit you.
6346. Your girlfriend constantly asks if the wind is blowing the right
6347. You scream "Die you b****!" if you see Eugeal on the TV.
6348. You shout "By the power of Neptune, I punish you!" or "Deep Submerge!"
at people you hate.
6349. Your friends don't dare to say that Mercury is better than Neptune,
since the last time that happened, everything got very wet, very quickly.
6350. Your Psychologist makes sure not to have a glass of water in
his room when you visit.
6351. Your parents threaten to ban you from the telephone, TV and seeing
your friends if you don't stop throwing water at everyone.
6352. Someone asks where you come from and you say "Neptune."
6353. In your dreams you are Haruka and Eugeal is always in your nightmares.
6354. Your friends go to a psychologist because they have a nervous
breakdown every time you touch a glass of water.
6355. You throw a glass of water over the head of anyone who looks
remotely like Eugeal.
6356. You read this list at least once a day.
6357. You try and change the name of your school to "Mugen Gakuen".
6358. Every day you spin around and shout "Neptune Power, Make Up!"
and hope that you transform into Sailor Neptune.
6359. You throw a glass of water on your disgruntled parents and shout
6360. You are at sea and a huge wave approaches. You point at it and
shout "Deep Submerge!"
6361. You stand in front of the stove and attempt to see the future.
6362. You call the TV channel Arte, Artemis and the channel Salomon,
6363. You and your boyfriend break up because you agree that it has
to happen to protect you.
6364. You think that if you send enough letters to Mattel, they'll
replace Barbie with Sailor Moon.
6365. You're afraid to go to a planetarium because you're afraid of
the evil lurking there.
6366. You've already named the next Sailor Moon series even though
it doesn't exist yet.
6367. You go to the same volleyball club as your 5 year old brother.
6368. You dress up as Sailor Moon and run around the garden killing
"demons" (your younger brother and his friends).
6369. You suggest to random women in the city that they should wear
a Sailor Jupiter costume.
6370. You think that a male singing trio that you know can turn into
6371. You abandon your steak dinner when you hear that RTL2 is showing
Sailor Moon again (???).
Translated by Mina_Chan:
6372. You demand that everyone should wear school uniforms at your school
6373. You start to throw red roses after all phantoms
6374. Your friends say you are "Sailor Moon fanatic" AND YOU TAKE IT
AS AN COMPLIMENT
6375. You sit before an exam in school and suddenly jump up, hold your
pen in the air and scream "Moon Power! Transform me into an omniscient
6376. You only go out at full moon because during other moon phases
you may could be hit by an crescent beam
6377. You are convienced that Tamagotchi is the newest trick of Jedite
to drain energy from humans, ---- or it is Anne and Ail's new guardian,
this time electrical, which never refuses an order
6378. You find yourself in a hospital because you were hit by a lightning
6379. You say instead of "May the force be with you" you say "May the
force of the moon be with you"
6380. You walk along a pedestrian precinct with a laser pointer sticked
at your index finger. When you start running and scream "Crescent Beam,
6381. You watch the whole Sailor Moon Classic season during one night
6382. You found a Zoisite fanclub
6383. You think "Super Sailor Mercury" is the same as "AMI PRO" (Mina_Chan:
AMI PRO, an ancient word processor format/program)
6384. You organize a party where everyone hast to come in Sailor Moon
You know when you read too much Sailor V...
6385. You want to play volleyball again, but have no time to do it
6386. You got everytime when possible to spend blood to get a better
6387. You think you have your own TV show
6388. You go into a game hall to play Sailor V
6389. You are scared of a japanese police officer because she might
want you for the police because you have a second identity
6390. You go in every karaoke bar to make well your friend in hospital
6391. You think every guy you meet is the great love of your life
6392. The police starts to beg you to help them
6393. You suddenly search for your ribbons from childhood because you
think they look way more cute as scrunchies
6394. You start to talk with your pen
6395. You let grow your hair till under your butt, color them blonde
(if needed), you cut you an bang and only wear red, orange and yellow clothes
with a blue pleated skirt
6396. You think every white cat is Artemis and you run screaming after
6397. You are the holy ghost in the sky
6398. You only drink ACE-juice
6399. You always wake up too late and have to run for school too feel
like Minako and to show your advantage is velocity
6400. You recognize in every animal an demon - especially in midges
6401. You buy bleach which is branded ACE and hope somewhen a guy jumps
out of the package which is so cute like Ace
6402. You beg your mom to buy an white cat which you can name then
6403. You start to hang big posters of Minako at the walls of your
room because you love Minako
6404. You start to act like a heroine with short skirt and so on only
because you hope you meet such an cool guy like Ace then
6405. You think you can watch Sailor V on TV
6406. You alone try to defeat demons
6407. You buy an crescent mirror and lay it every night on the windowsill
6408. Your cat runs bleeding through your flat because you tried to
cut an crescent moon into the forehead fur
6409. You EVERYWHERE search for companions to fight the dark organisation
(meaning all non-moonies)
You watch too much PGSM when...
6410. You buy a turtle, name it Kamekichi, and start talking to it like
6411. You start buying clothes like those worn by your favorite character...
6412. You've searched all over the internet for jewelry just like Usagi's...
6413. You buy a luna plushie and attach odd eye emotions to it...
6414. You buy all the japanese magazines that have anything to do with
the show and/or its characters...
6415. You start dreaming about PGSM when you're asleep...
6416. You're half tempted to legally change your name to that of your
6417. You buy an Artemis plushi and attach even stranger eye emotions
6418. You make 30+ wallpapers for other PGSM Obsessees :D ...
6419. You've bought the PGSM calendar and hung it on your wall...
6420. You have a PGSM 'budget' to buy PGSM stuff with...
6421. You've bought the PGSM nail polish and wear it frequently...
6422. You need to buy more PGSM nail polish because the bottles are
too small and you've used it all...
6423. You've bought Usagi's brooch, wear it frequently, and tell everyone
at school about it's 'magical' powers...
6424. You've spent hours taking out the clock on your screenshots -_-()
6425. You've joined every single known PGSM Yahoo Group...
6426. You start drinking colored drinks cooardinating with your favorite
senshi (you know, mercury is always drinking something blue, etc)...
6427. You contemplate becoming a miko and wearing miko clothing, like
6428. You sit in front of a fire and ask about evil spirits and such...
6429. You go to school throwing evil dispelling charms at your enemies
or random people...
6430. You start calling you arch-nemesis 'Youma!' everytime you spot
them across the quad or such...
6431. You suggest a couple you know (family, friends, etc) that they
name their unborn son either Shingo or Mamoru...
6432. You name your newborn son Mamoru or daughter, Usagi...
6433. You buy a black cat, attach a crescent to it's head... and attach
odd eye emotions to it, while it claws and hisses at you..
You know you watch too much PGSM when...
6434. You start talking to plushies, hoping they'd talk back.
6435. Your world ends after you hear that Japandog2 and Saiyaman's
encoding devices break down. (Neeko)
6436. You create a weekly schedule that consists of: Friday: download
the raw, Saturday or Sunday: watch it with the synopsis, Thursday: download
the sub, repeat. (Neeko)
6437. No matter how hard you try, your Teletia-S you bought on ebay
isn't going to turn you into a hot model. (Neeko)
6438. You create a website to the show and update it everytime new
information is released. (Neeko)
6439. You have a countdown every week. (Neeko)
6440. Every one of your posts in the Act ___ Preview threads is, "I
can't wait for the next episode!!" (Neeko)
6441. You take screenshots of the episode and show the people who can't
download or wait for the sub to come out. (Neeko)
6442. You've memorized all of the songs. (Neeko)
6443. Your body is clad in lame and charms. (Neeko)
6444. You realize, going through life is to try get a chance! (Neeko)
6445. When you listen to the theme song a lot (Kirari Sailor Dream),
and even have it stuck in your head. (blackbird)
6446. Same goes with C'est La Vie (blackbird)
6447. When you fall in love with Ami-chan, lol. (blackbird)
6448. Or Rei-chan (Vash)
6449. When you watch the Raw and Subbed eps, and any music video pertaining
to Live Action Sailor Moon. (blackbird)
6450. When you download too many pictures. (blackbird)
6451. You wear jupiter's shirt in the opening that says Freaky Babe,
and your a guy... (mark91)
6452. You think cowboy hats are 'in' (sera|girl)
6453. You actually "wear' those cowboy hats (sera|girl)
6454. You make it your life's mission informing people how c'est la
vie sounds like Sailor V (sera|girl)
6455. You prefer cartwheeling than running (sera|girl)
6456. You spread you arms behind you while running (sera|girl)
6457. You think that ballet-fighting is the strongest form of martial
6458. You started/join a ballet-fighting class (sera|girl)
6459. You actually win a fight using ballet-fighting (sera|girl)
6460. You think by moving left and right, you can confuse your enemies
6461. You think winking is a deadly weapon (sera|girl)
6462. Your worst nightmare is if there will be no more sub of the episode
6463. You threaten mobile phones companies to make mobile phones just
like the ones in the show (sera|girl)
6464. You hack Hama Chisaki's site (sera|girl)
6465. You buy the advertised underwear (though you're not a 5 year
old 'girl') (sera|girl)
6466. You spend your time speculating everything about the story (sera|girl)
6467. You practice the Flower Hurricane move, sacrificing many flower
6468. You start reading related fanfiction when an episode is late
by just a few days. (Elfir)
6469. You start writing fanfiction when the episode is even later (Elfir)
6470. You get your hair cut like Momoru (Elfir)
6471. You visit every clothing store you can, trying to replicate the
outfits the senshi wear. (Elfir)
6472. You memorize the synopsis or have good control of the Japanese
language and dub the voices of the Raw episodes when showing them to your
friends. (I do an excellent Luna). (Yoshimoon)
6473. You have a logical explanation for various events for example,
in Act 4, why did singing help defeat the youma? Why, because um don't
you play RPGs? When bards sing, your characters stats and morale increases
slightly thats what happened..... you do believe me right? (Yoshimoon)
6474. You've listened to C'est la vie for more that twenty minutes
on repeat (I need to trim the empty space off the end of the mp3 first,
but I plan on doing it!) (Elfir)
6475. You find as many pictures of the senshi off costume over the
Internet and possibly buy Seventeen (and other Japanese teen magazines)
in the course of it. (Parvus Imperator)
6476. Your desktop background is the PGSM cast and have never removed
it for months. (Parvus Imperator)
6477. You have the PGSM cast on the cover of your school binders (*I'm
in college, so having Sailor Moon paraphrenalia on you seems a bit sketchy
to other people, but since it's Fordham, people there don't mind, I guess
^_^) (Parvus Imperator)
6478. You fall in love with one of the most dreamy characters in the
history of Sailor Moon: Kitagawa Keiko-chan... (Parvus Imperator)
6479. You know you have watch too much PGSM when... you make photoshop
renditions with potential PGSM actresses with the correct senshi hair...
like oh, say Chibi Moon (Jendra)
6480. You know you watch too much PGSM when you want sailor emoticons
6481. You been trying to grow out your usually short hair for months
now and on a sudden whim, chop off the most straight across bangs ever...
and are now stuck with them... thanks Keiko! (uncchristine99)
6482. When you read the girls' diary entries, you start wondering on
what the guys on PGSM are doing in their daily lives. (sakura121)
6483. You watch a movie with a PGSM cast member in it. (sakura121)
6484. And you liked said movie. (sakura121)
6485. And that movie was Miyuu's "Me" and "You". (sakura121)
6486. You try to find out where you can get a katana just like Kunzite's.
6487. You start having PGSM-related dreams. (sakura121)
6488. You start liking PGSM better than the anime. (sakura121)
6489. You find a turtle somewhere and automatically assume that it's
Motoki's lost turtle, Kamekichi. (sakura121)
6490. You write up future episode scripts. (Usagi and Mamoru)
6491. Whenever you hear songs you think of PGSM moments they relate
to. (Usagi and Mamoru)
6492. You hum the theme song during class. (Usagi and Mamoru)
6493. At school/work, when you're using the computer, you write out
the lyrics to Usagi's song, Over the Rainbow Tour in bothm Japanese and
English. (Usagi and Mamoru)
6494. You memorize the Bandai discalimer and yell out "BANDAI!" at
random moments. (Usagi and Mamoru)
6495. Sometimes you yell out bondage instead of bandai. (Usagi and
6496. When your friends ask you "What's wrong?" and you reply, "Just
six more months..." (ChildOfXX)
6497. You start writing "Penty's", "Daisy Lovers" and "Mezzo Piano"
all over your clothes and belongings. (ChildOfXX)
6498. You start correcting your teacher in French that "C'est la vie"
does in actuallity refer to Sailor V. (ChildOfXX)
6499. You've memorized all the hand motions for the senshi when they
6500. You kiss your fists before making any swift movement with your
hands, such as raising to ask a question , shaking hands, or throwing a
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