1501. You realize you can rearrange your
name to have something to do with Sailor Moon.
1502. You've made up your own characters to Sailor Moon, and
you already know how they fit into the plot, past present
1503. You make up another dreamy hero for the series so that
you and your friends don't all have to fight over Darien.
(or the Negaverse generals!)
1504. You make Luna and Artemis as a final project in
1505. Every time you meet with your friends to discuss
Sailor Moon with them, you call it "Scout Business".
1506. You and your friends dress in the color of your
respective scouts every Thursday, including the appropriate
1507. You write your scout name on your school papers.
1508. You had a humongous party when you heard the new
episodes would be aired!
1509. You dressed up like your favorite Sailor scout for the
return of Sailor moon.
1510. You have a Sailor Moon shirt for every day of the
1511. You are convinced El Nino is another Negaverse plot to
suck the energy out from humans.
1512. You take it upon yourself to educate the world about
1513. You have an entire video cabinet devoted to Sailor
1514. You plan to yell, "World Shaking!" during the next
1515. You plan to yell, "Deep submerge!" during the next
1516. No matter how hard you try, you always end up saying
"Deep Submerge" instead of the title of that new movie,
"Deep Impact", much to the amusement of your fellow moonies.
1517. You make up your own episode and you pretend you're
fighting a battle being your own made up senshi whenever you
1518. You do the senshi's attacks underwater, since you
can't really twirl around as gracefully on land.
1519. You search for every white horse there is, and you see
if they have the golden crystal and a pair of wings.
1520. You've tried to transform into your favorite Senshi
more than once.
1521. You've tried to get so many You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon Whens in that you had to see a doctor
because your fingers were stuck in a typing position.
1522. You try to get more Sailor Moon merchandise than Naoko
1523. You book a flight for San Diego for mid-August, just
to meet with Naoko Takeuchi!
1524. You could swear that your teachers have just cut the
"-ite" from their names.
1525. You think that 2 days without Sailor Moon is cruel and
unusual punishment, therefore, the parental units cannot, by
law, ground you from the TV.
1526. You start to take the bus EVERYWHERE you go, in hopes
that you will find an alternate dimension.
1527. You plot to have that huge TV screen in Times Square
hijacked and turned into a 24-hour Sailor Moon TV, turning
all of New York into Moonies!!!
1528. You "write ykywtmsmw's by moonlight, sleep by
daylight", and think it normal behavior.
1529. You try to turn your room into Central Control.
1530. You know the ykywtmsmw e-mail address (firstname.lastname@example.org)
by heart, but you forget your boyfriend's.
1531. You go to sleep wearing a sailor fuku, and with your
home made-wand in your hand, with faith that you will be a
REAL sailor senshi when you wake up.
1532. You're afraid to wake up and find out that your dream
has not come true yet... (yet)...
1533. In the morning while eating lucky charms, you stick
one of the crescent moon marshmallows on your forehead all
day, bragging to everyone that Luna finally found you.
1534. You write to TY demanding that they make a Luna and
Artemis beanie babies
1535. You plan on seeing the movie Small Solders, thinking
that the Sailor Scout Action figures will show up to save
1536. If you go out and buy a $2000 hand held computer just
so you have the final pieces of your sailor mercury outfit
and it's not just for Halloween any more!
1537. You draw sailor moon characters in the steam on the
mirror when you get out of the shower.
1538. You go to every toy store in the state hoping to find
any Sailor Moon merchandise that is not in your collection
already (which is virtually impossible!).
1539. You joined or created a internet gaming group (clan,
guild, etc.) that based on Sailor Moon.
1540. While in a planetarium, you pretend you're Nephlyte.
1541. You send Mara eight or more suggestions at a time.
1542. You begin to cry when you realize that a kid at school
has more Sailor Moon stuff than you.
1543. You hide in the arcades at night hoping to see a black
cat walk in and talk to the video games.
1544. Your best friend's favorite scout is Sailor Mars (whom
you hate because she is always so mean to Serena). You
decide to find a new best friend.
1545. You swear revenge on Zoicite for killing both Neflite
and Tuxedo Mask.
1546. You wish Queen Beryl's Generals weren't so cute
because you feel guilty for liking the way they look.
1547. Your ultimate goal to be like Serena is to look good
in.... a TOWEL???
1548. You blink your eyes during Serena's transformation so
your eyes can make little bleeping sounds.
1549. You buy an ice skating outfit like Litas in hopes it
will make you skate better.
1550. Since you can't wear the moon princess dress to
someone's wedding (for fear of taking attention away from
the bride) you take the Haruka approach and wear a tux
1551. You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when watching the Fourth
of July Fireworks...or any fireworks, for that matter.
1552. You're convinced that at least one of the writers from
Small Soldiers frequents the YKYWTMSMW site, because in the
commercial one of the toys says, "We're not toys, we're
1553. You spend at least an hour each night staring at the
moon and wondering about the Moon Kingdom.
1554. You spend at least an hour during the day staring at
the moon (when visible) and wondering about the Moon
1555. You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when you light the
campfire and then "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" when you dump
water on it to put it out.
1556. You spend inordinate amounts of time thinking up new
1557. You voted "Sailor Moon" as your favorite anime on the
Project Anime poll.
1558. You think Sailor Moon + Redwall is a cool idea! ;)
1559. Just because you are like your favorite scout, you
think you ARE her!
1560. You audition for your school musical with the sailor
moon theme song or "Oh Starry Night" etc.
1561. You can match each "sailor moon says" to it's
1562. You can match each Sailor Moon sound on your computer
to it's corresponding episode.
1563. You own a prism that looks JUST LIKE the silver
crystal and meet Moonies by holding it up and shouting,
"Moon Crystal Power!"
1564. You do the above at the beginning of each meeting of
the "Sailor Moon Clan" you started.
1565. You walk into a store with $50. You walk out with
$49.95 in Sailor Moon stuff.
1566. You start getting "flashbacks" to your life in the
1567. You see Lawrence of Arabia for the first time, and
think "Moonlight Knight? Here? What?!
1568. You get over a long time crush by getting hooked on
1569. You only listen to Bare Naked Ladies' song "One Week"
because they mention Sailor Moon. (They do!)
1570. Mara knows you.
1571. You believe you are Serena's long lost sister.
1572. You're not sad that your girlfriend/best friend is
moving to Africa, because you think "Cool, she'll get to
1573. You're not sad that your girlfriend/best friend is
moving to Japan, because you think "Cool, she'll get to meet
1574. You compare the Phantom of the Opera to Tuxedo Mask.
1575. You parents have begun charging you for use of the
printer just because you went through seven ink cartridges
in one day printing Sailor Moon pictures.
1576. You make your very own copy of this YKYWTMSMW page and
add all your own YKYWTMSMW's to it so you can pretend Mara
really put them on!
1577. You go to the barber with a picture of Serena and say,
'Make my hair look like THAT!"
1578. Your mother absent mindedly begins to hum the theme
song to Sailor Moon and doesn't realize it until you, eyes
filling with proud tears and elated, tell her so.
1579. Your mother/brother/sister/friend can outsmart loyal
Moonies with her Sailor Moon knowledge/trivia; not because
she likes or even watches the show, but because she's been
listening to you babble on for so long.
1580. You search the net for every Ami in Japan and ask them
all to marry you!
1581. You spend a whole year just trying to think up
something to put in the YKYWTMSMW archive.
1582. People say you're a lunatic and you go crazy because
Luna doesn't have ticks!
1583. You write to NASA asking them to take you to the Moon
1584. You paint your nails sparkly pink in the hopes that it
will aid you in your efforts to transform into Sailor Moon.
1585. You take out your phaser, which you have because you
are also a Trekkie, and whenever you shoot it you shout,
"Moon... Phaser... Vaporization!"
1586. You finish reading all of the YKYWTMSMW's and you
start to get tears of joy because you finally feel as if you
are at home.
1587. After searching your local mall for earrings that look
like Sailor Moon's in vain, you make an emergency trip to
your local craft store to buy the supplies needed to make a
1588. The more you watch Darien, the more irresistible he
becomes to you.
1589. You dress up like Serena in hopes Alan will fall in
love with you.
1590. You call your friends to help you raid YTV to get
Sailor Moon tapes.
1591. You think about stopping school to watch Sailor Moon.
1592. You make your own constellations of Sailor Scouts!
1593. You look for the constellations "Tuxedo Mask" and
"Andrew from the Arcade"!
1594. You and your sister go totally gaga every time Darien
has any screen time.
1595. You currently have Sailor Moon characters decorating
1596. After Sailor Moon is over you immediately rewind your
tape and watch it again...twice!!!
1597. You get really mad at you parents:
a) for being allergic to cats
b) for frightening away any cats that come on your property,
in hopes of (the cats) talking to you.
1598. When shopping, someone places a red rose in front of
your face, and you scream, "EEEEEEEEEEK!! IT'S ALAN!!!
1599. Your cable company doesn't carry Cartoon Network, so
you call them every day, until they finally say they'll
1600. You plan to study Japanese for your high school
language, then become an Exchange Student in Japan.... all
in hopes of meeting Naoko Takeuchi, and convincing her to
include your fanfic character into the series.
1601. You spend all your time in the school computer lab in
hopes that Amy will show up.
1602. A girl named Amy does show up, but her hair is the
wrong length and color.
1603. You convince her to cut her hair and dye it blue.
1604. When you try to get her to wear the sailor scout
uniform, she shouts that you have "problems" and need help.
1605. You finally realize that she's not Sailor Mercury, as
she'd be much more understanding.
1606. You go back to the computer lab and resume your search
1607. When you finally find someone who looks like Serena,
you try to drain her energy.
1608. Whenever you step on an escalator, you shriek, "MOON
1609. You get into an argument with your Moonie friend over
whether or not she can marry Darien. You think it would
disrupt the timeline and make Sailor Pluto really mad. Your
friend just thinks you're nuts.
1610. You scream, "JUPITER POWER, MAKE-UP!" in the middle of
a full, silent study hall...for no reason at all.
1611. A teacher yells at you and a Moonie friend for singing
the theme song. You then stand up and launch into an, "I
will punish you!" speech.
1612. A mysterious Sailor Soldier is lurking in your
1613. At school, a Sailor Moon hater whispers,
"Negaverse..." in your ear to bug you...and before they can
react, you've broken their nose, smashed their knee cap and
given them a run for their money...HARUKA STYLE!!!
1614. It's your friend's first time seeing "Day of Destiny"
(while it's your 100th) and you can't help but recite the
dialogue along with the ep., while your friend is
threatening to kill you because she WANTS TO HEAR THE
1615. You're talking about Sega Saturn games, and somehow
SAILOR SATURN slips out...
1616. You've listened to you CD so many times that your
PARENTS have started to sing the songs.
1617. During social studies, you look up and think you see,
"SUPREME THUNDER" written on the board! It turns out to be
1618. Your stuffed animals all are named after something
from Sailor Moon.
1619. You have a set of Glow-in-the-Dark planets on the
ceiling above your bed, and you call them your Guardians.
(That's me, too! ;) )
1620. You've met Mara while looking to buy Sailor Moon items
in Kay-Bee toy store. (You know who you are out there! ;) )
1621. You've met fellow moonies by them overhearing your
conversations about Sailor Moon.
1622. You blame Rini for Serena and Darien breaking up.
1623. You turn your sisters Cool Blue Barbie into Sailor
Mercury, her Extreme Green Skipper into Sailor Neptune, her
Perfect Pink Teresa into Rini and all the rest of her Barbie
dolls you give the "Meatball head treatment".
1624. You try to use your umbrella to hypnotize people.
1625. You watch one of those old-time western movies and
whenever you see a belle dressed in yellow, you scream "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!
IT'S BIRDIE!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!".
1626. You buy red contact lenses and wear them around, even
though everyone thinks you're possessed (which Rini is...)
1627. After bumping into Mara once, you look all around in
case of seeing her again.
1628. You recognize Mara though you've never seen her.... ;)
1629. On Halloween you put on a tutu and bodysuit and do up
your hair like Catsy.
1630. When people ask if you're a ballerina, you glare,
squirt water at them, and jump away.
1631. You're going to shout mercury ice storm blast during
the next blizzard.
1632. You refuse to say anything the scouts haven't said.
1633. Your locker is referred to as 'the sailor moon
1634. You've changed the song "My Favorite things" to
Sailor Moon's fuku
And moon people's hair-do's,
Nega moon sisters
Who wear huge tutus
Sailor Moon's scepter and character rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
1635. You got mad when the moonlight knight left because now
there is only ONE Darien.
1636. You dress, talk, walk and look like Serena, down to
you uniform for school. Now you are working on the Sailor
1637. You start going out with a guy and accidentally call
1638. On Halloween you and your boyfriend dress up as Serena
and Darien or Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask or Princess Serena
and Prince Darien or all three (by transformation).
1639. You fantasize about being the "New Generation Sailor
Moon" and believe it is true. When you try to transform...
1640. You can think up YKYWTMSMW while you’re in History,
Mythology and Chemistry but you can't do it while your at
home staring at your computer trying to think up ones.
1641. Everything you own has a Sailor Moon related nickname.
1642. You loose sleep over whether you should dye your hair
blue or blond.
1643. You conduct studies to see what happens to moonies
when deprived of Sailor Moon paraphernalia.
1644. You send so many idea's to Mara that she awaits your
e-mail every week at the same time/day.
1645. You think the DIC dubbers are from the Negaverse
because they won't show the S series.
1646. You take it personally when your sister thinks she
knows more about Sailor Moon than you when she has only
watched one episode and she said she hated it.
1647. You take it personally when you aren't accepted into a
Sailor Moon fan club.
1648. You take it personally when your Sailor Moon page
didn't win an award.
1649. You make these up from personal experiences.
1650. You were disappointed when you saw "Mercury rising"
because it had nothing to do with sailor mercury getting
1651. Sailor Moon is consuming your computer.
1652. You don't have anything that doesn't have anything to
do with Sailor Moon.
1653. You've renamed your 'Microsoft Word' to 'Sailor Moon
1654. The Papa John's you work at won't let you NEAR the
small pans ever since you found out that they make EXCELLENT
1655. Several of the co-workers at your job are now moonies
just from hearing you talk about the show, even though not a
single one of them has ever seen an episode!
1656. On Halloween you lend out your sailor senshi costumes
to all the little kids in the neighborhood, then dress up as
Tuxedo Mask & take them out trick-or-treating.
1657. The parents actually ask you to do it again next year,
1658. You cried uncontrollably for hours after Serena and
Darien broke up but didn't even almost cry when you saw
1659. You were suspended from school for wearing a sailor
1660. You did it again when you came back.
1661. You carry a bottle of bubbles with you everywhere you
go, just in case...
1662. Everytime you see a cute guy there always seem to be
bubbles and flowers behind his head.
1663. You dressed up as a scout for Halloween and several
months later you're still thinking of ways to improve your
1664. Your MOM is doing something . . . and is reminded of
1665. You begin to think after a while, "So what if Alan is
an alien.......he's still a hunkmeister!"
1666. You went into complete shock when Cartoon Network
delayed showing the final episodes of Season R.
1667. While watching the Sound of Music you start singing
"Doe, a dear a female dear, Raye, the sailor scout of
1668. While you’re reading your science book you come across
a sentence that mentions how the moon hasn't changed
drastically in three billion years, and you flip out and
start screaming "No!! No! The rise and fall of the Silver
Millennium was a MAJOR change, and that was only a thousand
1669. You start reading a chapter in one of your textbooks
for homework but suddenly your thoughts turn to Sailor Moon,
and when you snap out of the day dream and glance up at the
clock you find it has been four hours since you first opened
your book and you haven't read more than three words.
1670. You never can finish your homework because whenever
you get started a brilliant YKYWTMSMW comes to you out of
1671. Any word starting with the letters SM remind you of
Sailor Moon. Actually, now that you think about it, All
words remind you of Sailor Moon.
1672. Thanks to your Sailor Moon obsession, your three year
old sister can recite the names of all nine planets.
1673. You Sailor Moon obsession saved you from failing a
test on the planets.
1674. You can't go a entire minute without mentioning Sailor
1675. You voted for Serena to be on the cover of "teen"
magazine this month, and freaked when you found out she was
in the lead so far. (Click here
1676. You look on FMC
(http://moonchat.animecity.ml.org/FMC/FMC-Login.ASP) to find
Sailor Iao/Mara Jade.
1677. While watching 'The Wizard of Oz' you change the words
of 'The Lollypop kids' song to:
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans.
And in the name of
The Sailor Moon fans,
We wish to welcome to Moonie Land...
1678. You never cry during any movies, only during episodes
of Sailor Moon.
1679. You read an abduction story about your fav senshi and
instead of getting angry enjoy it cause she gets even at the
1680. Mara get a flu, you think Emerald put a spell on her.
1681. You've finally figured it out... No. Not how to put
your hair up like Serena's... How to put it up like
Chibi-chibi. Someone do this and I will post your picture
1682. Your moonie friend is the only person who will talk to
1683. You wonder if there can POSSIBLY be anymore
ykywtmsmw's out there. You decide to consult your Luna Ball.
1684. You call up psychic networks and ask if you're a
1685. When they say no, you write the whole thing off as
bogus and call another hotline.
1686. Using posterboard and paper mache, you create a Gate
of Time on your bedroom door. Now if only you had the
slightest idea how to make a Time Staff....
1687. You got your boyfriend to make the Time Staff in
woodshop. Now if you only knew how to detach the Garnet Orb
from your heart crystal...
1688. Your Cultural Geography teacher is impressed with the
amount of Japanese language and culture you've learned from
watching Sailor Moon and/or reading about it on the net.
1689. You voted more than ten times for Serena to be on the
cover of "Teen" magazine.
1690. You get upset because when you get your Sailor Moon
Bubble Bath with real doll hair, you realize her hair isn't
HALF as long as it should be.
1691. You can't bring yourself to destroy even one of the
Sailor Moon sites you bookmarked.
1692. You never met Mara so you sit in front of your
fireplace trying to get a reading on what she looks like.
(If you e-mail me, I'll give you something better than a
reading... a jpg image!)
1693. Your little sister gets mad at you for running the ink
out of her highlighter, which you borrowed to mark off all
the things on this list you've done or thought of doing.
1694. You start crying when Mara has updated her page and
your jokes haven't been added.
1695. You drop your friend since pre-school because she said
one bad thing about Sailor Moon.
1696. You refused to come on to Mara's site at first
thinking it was a anti-moonie page. (Everyone knows you
can't ever watch too much Sailor Moon).
1697. You tape a banana to a pencil and shout Moon Healing
Activation! (haha, I'd like to see someone try...)
1698. You throw around CDs while shouting Jupiter
1699. While sitting in Mythology lecture the professor says
"Artemis" and you start to giggle uncontrollably.
1700. Your day isn't complete without mentioning Sailor Moon
AT LEAST 15 times.
1701. You make people say "kitty stalks in moonlight"
password before you will let them into your room.
1702. Every other guy you see on the street looks like
1703. You are perfectly happy sitting inside on a beautiful
day, watching Sailor Moon episodes you taped 6 months ago.
1704. You stand up in the middle of class and for no reason
at all, yell "Zoy!", then sit down like nothing ever
1705. You force your non-Moonie friends to tape the new 17
episodes, since you don't have the Cartoon Network. They
NEVER say no, in fear that you'll start talking about Sailor
1706. The Sailor Moon bag you've had since you were 14 is
now in a state of disrepair, being taped together countless
times, but you just don't have the heart to discard of
Sailor Moon stuff, no matter how shabby!
1707. You are taking bets on when Mara begins the sixth
1708. You *know* you're a sailor senshi. . . it's just you
don't know your transformation phrase.
1709. You and your fiancee plan to dress as Princess
Serenity and Prince Endimion for your wedding.
1710. You cut your Barbie’s hair to make her Lita and you
don't care if you mess up cuz you can always make her Ami!
1711. When the antenna on someone's car goes up, you put
your head in front of the antenna and shout "JUPITER THUNDER
1712. When you get a bad grade on your test, you go up to
the teacher with your carved pencil/pen-wand and shout "IN
THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!"
1713. You are asked what do you want for x-mas and you
produce a list of Sailor Moon items and include the stores
names and web address where they can be found.
1714. You get angry when people try to tell you that Sailor
Moon is "only a cartoon character!"
1715. You can't find Lita's exact earrings, so you have
several sets of 'compromise' earrings- one for each day of
1716. You know how to say "Crescent Moon" in 13 different
languages, including three you made up.
1717. You think Serena knows by experience how many licks it
takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
1718. You always fail your astronomy tests because you can
never remember the ninth planet. There's Mercury, Mars,
Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn. And the
moon, of course, but that's not a planet. Darnit, that's
1719. Your friends don't play chess with you anymore because
you only let them use pawns and you get to use the full set.
1720. You search the stores for extra sticky chewy caramel
1721. You paint a basketball to look like ChibiUsa's Luna-P,
then go around throwing it at people.
1722. You are determined to get your hair up like
Chibichibi's, so you dye it magenta/red, stick wires in your
hair, and use tons of tape, glue, and string to get it up.
When you do...it's time for bed...so you have to take it
down, or it'll get ruined...
1723. You wonder is Pikachu (from Pokemon) is Sailor
1724. You order bunny address labels with the name "Usagi
Tsukino" on them instead of your name.
1725. You think "Usagi Tsukino" IS your name!
1726. You teach your little cousin to call you 'Serena'.
1727. You look at the moon through a telescope hoping to see
1728. You call your Cousin Meatball Head all the time, and
then one day you see her with the Meatballs and you then say
1729. No one in your family touches the VCR between 3:59 and
4:31 on pain of death.
1730. Your eight year old sister gets bored because you and
HER friend are talking non stop Sailor Moon.
1731. Your eight year old sister demands that your mother
put you on TV restriction so SHE can watch something other
than Sailor Moon.
1732. After that, you call her 'A little Rini fungus'.
1733. You call your favorite radio station several times a
day requesting that they play the Sailor Moon theme song and
get REALLY mad when they don't.
1734. The crowning achievements of your 1 year, three month
tour in Japan aren't all the awards you’ve received, but
your complete collection of Sailor V/Sailor Moon Manga.
1735. After joining the Marines, you arrange to be stationed
in Japan, so you can collect Sailor Moon stuff.
1736. The worst part of boot camp wasn't the isolation,
wasn't the hard work, wasn't the drill instructors, but NO
1737. Mara refers you to a psychiatrist for your sailor moon
1738. You can plausibly tie Sailor moon into any storyline.
1739. You’re the only person who actually WANTED
Thanksgiving vacation to end because the last episodes
premiere Monday the 30th.
1740. You find yourself talking in Japanese often because of
all the subtitled episodes you watched.
1741. You're in drama class at school and whenever you have
to do a crying scene, you think "a crystal clear destiny."
1742. Naoko Takeuchi personally calls you up and tells you
you have been watching too much sailor moon.
1743. While playing PokEmon, you name all your PokEmon after
Sailor Moon Characters. (Hmmm, Let's see..... Vulpix would
be Sailor Mars, Lapras would be Sailor Mercury, ButterFree -
Sailor Venus, Clefairy - Sailor Moon, hmmmm any more. OH Yea
Pikachu would be Sailor Jupiter, Of Course)
1744. You nearly go crazy because your College Doesn’t have
the Cartoon network on their cable subscription. (Be
Thankful for VCR's at home and that you brought your Sailor
1745. The night before the new episodes you can't sleep.
1746. You got a 15 on you last algebra quiz and cheer
because you've finally beaten Serena's score of 30.
1747. You've done the above, but you actually studied.
1748. You freak out because there is a crescent moon button
on all of the school's new computers.
1749. While watching "Village of the Damned", every time
they say the name 'Mara', you automatically add 'Jade'.
1750. In basketball, you mess up the opposing team's foul
shots by yelling "ZOY!" at the top of you lungs from the
1751. You and a moonie friend are sitting in a public place
(like the mall) discussing what additions could be made to
this YKYWTMSMW list, and people walking by either give you
strange looks or offer some suggestions.
1752. You've sent in so many YKYWTMSMW's that
email@example.com is now in your address book.
1753. The owner of your local Sailor Moon supplier knows you
on sight for your tendency to walk in and buy $50 of Sailor
1754. You notice that in the episode "Time Bomb" when
Serena's on the bus yelling at the driver to hurry up, the
girl sitting to Serena's right has long blond hair and a
bow...LOOK! IT'S MINA!
1755. You compare the Power Puff girls to the Sailor Scouts.
1756. You have a picture of you dressed up as Sailor
Moon/Tuxedo Mask... On your driver's license!
1757. You own a few dozen Sailor Moon t-shirts... And don't
wear them, 'cause they're on display.
1758. You could have sworn (for the millionth time) that the
girl in your calculus class with the exact same haircut,
right size build, everything, was Ami.
1759. You attend SM Anonymous meetings.
1760. You can picture anyone you see with anime features
--Huge eyes, pointy nose, weird-shaped bangs and all.
1761. You draw them like you see them (for you see anime as
reality), and you get good business.
1762. It's driving you crazy that you can't remember the
name of the Negaverse monster in that tried to turn Amy
against her friends.
1763. You loose sleep over the above.
1764. Walking through the library one day, you see someone
with a Sailor Moon keychain on their backpack, and you
immediately strike up a conversation with them.
1765. You were in an airport, just minding your own
business, when a lady carrying a Sailor Moon suitcase walks
by. You attempt to ask her and her 6-year-old daughter where
they got it, but they called Airport security before you
could (this has happened to you more than once).
1766. You want, more than anything, for Sailor Moon to have
crossovers with other shows. (Hey it worked for X-Men and
Star Trek). How would that work? I am Serena of Borg...
1767. The highlight of your life is when you discovered you
share a birthday with a Sailor Moon character.
1768. You carry the Silver Crystal with you wherever you
go...just in case.
1769. You think your cats gets mad at you for 'playing' with
your crescent moon wand.
1770. You rode your bike all the way to the mall in the
pouring rain to buy the Luna and Artemis plush dolls.
1771. You pit Pokémon against Sailor Senshi and try to
figure out which one would win.
1772. When you see a rose hit the ground in "Pokemon", you
expect it to be Tuxedo Mask.
1773. Your mother has developed a twitch whenever you sing
the Sailor Moon theme song (which is once every 5 minutes).
1774. You actually ENJOY Tuxedo Masks corny speeches.
1775. Your mother talks about getting rid of Cartoon
Network, so you hyperventilate and fall to the floor (and
you're not faking it).
1776. You spend hours trying to imitate Emerald's laugh, but
you stop when you realize that Mara will never post anymore
of your YKYWTMSMWs if you continue this!!!!
1777. You’re scheduled to get your driver's license at 3:45
pm, but skip it so you won't miss a second of Sailor Moon.
1778. You have debates with your moonie friends over the
philosophies of the time shift, or the time/space continuum.
1779. When your mom told you it was a day of history
(referring to the impeachment of President Clinton!!! :) ),
you think DiC's finally decided to dub the remaining
episodes, and when your grandchildren ask you about the
impeachment of Clinton, you stare blankly at them and ask
"Oh, he was impeached?"
1780. YOU DID IT!!! After what seemed like forever in
studying genotype and phenotype, you actually have a LOGICAL
explanation on how a blonde haired woman and a black haired
man can have a pink haired child!
1781. You have converted you teachers into moonies, and now
they excuse you from not doing your homework because you
were working on your fanfic.
1782. You cried yourself to sleep when your dad taped over a
whole WEEK of Sailor Moon.
1783. You create alternate lyrics to Rudolph: "You know
Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune and Pluto, Saturn and
Uranus. But do your recall the most famous solider of all?
Sailor Moon the clutzoid leader, had meatballs for her
1784. You refuse to use your Bath and Body Works Moon Dust
because you think it is actually the remains of youmas,
droids, etc. that have been moon dusted by Sailor Moon
1785. You run down the street every afternoon throwing bad
test papers at people in hopes of finding Darien
1786. After buying a new Sailor Moon video tape at the mall,
you run up to everyone you see and proudly show it to them
1787. Your ink cartridge runs out of ink while printing this
list so you write the whole list out by hand.
1788. You try to convince your boyfriend/girlfriend to
change his/her name to Serena/Darien
1789. You buy the Sailor Moon Role Playing Game and Resource
Book, just to get all the info on Sailor Moon, and the
characters names spelt correctly.
1790. You can name every episode they showed clips from in
the last of the 17 new episodes.
1791. You're hoping against hope that DiC dubbs the 'S'
season so you can see the two shadowy Scouts from Serena's
vision...even though you already know who they are.
1792. You find out that one of you high school classmates is
named Amy Anderson and you're completely shocked that she
wasn't the class valedictorian or has blue hair.
1793. You get the highest grade in your class, and the first
thing that pops into your head is how proud Ami would be of
1794. You want to be exactly like Raye... ouch...
1795. You can play the
violin while bouncing lemons.
1796. You can recite the dialogue even though you don't know
much of Japanese.
1797. You wish to hear your favorite SM seiyuu in every
other anime that you watch.
1798. Everytime you see Setsuna, Michiru, and Haruka at the
tea shop place, it reminds you of "Central Perk" on
1799. You re-name all your stuffed rabbits Usagi.
1800. You stick antennas in your head to try and look like
1801. You start aiming your handmirror at people while
calling out "Submarine Reflection!"
1802. You think your parrot is related to Chibi-Chibi.
1803. You hide and shudder when a lunar eclipse happens- it
reminds you too much of the SuperS ending.
1804. You know that if you look hard enough, you can find
the steps up to 'Fruit Parlor CROWN'.
1805. Fisheye starts looking real good - and you know she's
a guy passing himself off as a girl.
1806. You get a chance to fly a helicopter but refuse for
fear of gelatin-like monsters attacking and Sailorpluto
won't be there to help.
1807. You get a vanity license plate for your car...with the
numbers 9 10 on it.
1808. You know more Japanese than English.
1809. During gym you take a blue basketball and fling it at
a friend while yelling "Deep Submerge!"
1810. You're no longer afraid of seven years bad luck if you
break a mirror. Instead you're afraid of shard demons
1811. You now KNOW mirrors are evil.
1812. Any time there's an eclipse of the moon, you get
freaked out. That means the Deadmoon Circus is returning.
1813. You start liking Esmeraude's laugh.
1814. If a guy with long orange hair comes up and asks you
"what time is it" with a Japanese accent, you run like hell,
thinking Tigerseye is after you.
1815. You get into serious thought provoking debates about
who is cuter: Chibi-Usa, ChibiChibi, or Diana.
1816. You notice a tiny black star in the corner of one of
your textbooks. So you promptly toss it and burn it. When
asked why, you replied that it was possessed with a daimon.
1817. A new girl with frizzy orange hair named Mimi
transfers into your school, and you ask her if the Witches5
could use a sixth member.
1818. You refuse to eat bonbons, thinking that they'll grow
and attack you.
1819. You have the message on Haruka's answering machine
playing on your own.
1820. It suddenly snows and you quickly run inside fearing
Princess Snow Kaguya would come and freeze you.
1821. You start considering a change in your sexual
1822. You only listen to the music played on the show, even
though you don't understand a word they're singing.
1823. Certain individuals around you try to boast their SM
knowledge. Instead of being fascinated, you feel sorry for
their rumored facts.
1824. You scream every time you hear "Sanji No Yousei".
1825. You go crazy when people call the Senshi, "Scouts".
1826. You come into the same room as a basket full of
bonbons, and inch away slooooooowly.
1827. Your favorite jewelry used to be made out of Tigers
Eye, until you found out what it really is.
1828. Eternal Sailor Moon's outfit isn't REALLY that bad.
1829. You get into serious debates about whether or not
Princess Fireball is really ChibiChibi's daughter.
1830. You think this nerd would make a GREAT Mercurious for
a Mercury-like person like you. All he needs is to do is
spike his hair and dye it green...
1831. Every time you hear the phone ring, you cringe in
fear, thinking it's Galaxia coming to take your sailor
1832. You hold a rally protesting of the injustice done to
Sailor Saturn who only appeared in half of S, none of SS,
and little of Stars.
1833. You don't know whether to celebrate your sister's
birthday or mourn for the ending of Sailor Moon on February
1834. You kidnap the SM seiyuus, hypnotize them into
speaking fluent English, and have them provide the voices
for the NA SM cast.
1835. You tell enemies about giving them a Taiki key chain
for good luck on exams, but secretly get a Seiya key chain
and paint the hair brown.
1836. You're on the highway, see two people on a motorcycle
whiz by, and could have sworn that it was Haruka and
1837. You freak out when people spell Ami-chan's name "Amy"
or Rei-chan's name "Raye."
1838. You'd kill to see the March 1997 Nakayoshi because it
has the last bit of Sailor Moon manga in it.
1839. While looking for a pet, you discard cat after cat
because their ear length is not as long as Diana's.
1840. You come close to strangling anyone who uses the
English attack phrases.
1841. You think that you might consider going out on
Halloween as one of the Starlights.
1842. You're a guy and you consider going out as one of the
Amazon Trio on Halloween, no matter what anybody might
1843. You become very vain, and, so that you can stay
beautiful forever, you try to trap yourself in a mirror.
1844. Your purpose in life is to convert the dub fans to the
1845. "Baka" is your most frequently used insult.
1846. You see a white cat in an airport, your eyes get big
and watery, and you scream "ARUTEMISU!!!"
1847. You try to make them play "Kaze mo sora mo kitto" at a
1848. Your Japanese professor calls you "Seeraamuun-san".
And you scream with joy...
1849. You unconsciously rename any woman with short blond
1850. You see a girl who has dyed her hair aqua and just
BARELY manage to go up yelling at her, "MICHIRU-SAN! I've
found you at last!!"
1851. You wish you were in the Three Lights fan club.
1852. You don't even care how or why the Three Lights become
girls. It's Sailor Moon. Takeuchi-sama knows what she is
doing and will explain when she feels we are ready to handle
such sacred knowledge.
1853. You can't figure out why people don't think powers
like "supakuringu waido puressha" and "baningu mandara" and
"sutaaraito honiimuun serapii kisu" don't sound like
1854. You have a copy of Prof. Tomoe's insane laughter as
your default beep.
1855. If you hear one more person mention the Outer Scouts,
Star Scouts, and Evil Scouts (ANIME-MATES!! [sp?]) you'll
1856. While everybody else is happy that SM is coming back
in NA, you're depressed because of how they'll mangle the
1857. You paid homage to Haruka on January 27th (and/or
Hotaru on January 6th, etc).
1858. The first word you learned in hiragana was "ChibiUsa".
1859. You start noticing strange things about your RPG video
games (some of the BGM sounds like Moon Revenge, one of the
female characters has a laughing pose just like Esmeraude,
1860. You started a betting pool on exactly who ChibiChibi's
1861. You also start a betting pool on exactly what the last
episode will end like.
1862. You consider flying to Japan to see episode #200.
1863. You wait in line 10 hours for Star Wars tickets
expecting it to be all about Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten.
1864. You begin debates about who is coolest, the Inner
Senshi, Outer Senshi, or Starlights.
1865. For the third time this week you've gone to school
with a gold hoop earring in your left ear, and your friends
are really starting to worry... I mean, first the haircut,
then the tan hair dye, and now the earring...
1866. You become your school's star basketball player and
develop the habit of intimidating the other team by holding
the ball up in the air and shouting out "World Shaking!"
right before you shoot.
1867. You take up volleyball in order to become more like
1868. Everytime your computer boots up the Outer Senshi BGM
1869. The violin is now your favorite instrument.
1870. The piano is now your favorite instrument (why not,
when there's a violin? ^-^)
1871. You're gonna make sure your baby cousin's first words
are ChibiChibi, even if it kills you...
1872. Characters from other anime start reminding you of
your favorite SM characters (Sasami and ChibiUsa, Ryoko and
Haruka, Ryo-ohki and Diana, etc.)
1873. Anytime you enter a room you start snapping.
1874. You hang out in a group of 3 people. One with brown
hair, one with pale hair, and one with black hair. You
suggest that you all start wearing leather fukus and pose as
1875. You paint a black star on your briefcase at work. When
running into your boss, you open it up and expect a daimon
to pop out and take your boss's heart crystal.
1876. After bumping into a guy in a tuxedo you pull out a
whip and try to trap his shadow to a tree. It worked for
Tigerseye, didn't it?
1877. Otome no Policy doesn't seem to annoy you any more.
1878. You try teaching the rest of your Japanese class
Moonlight Densetsu for extra credit (True story!)
1879. You don't think guys turning into girls is a big deal,
and wonder why non-anime/SM fans think it's... "REALLY
1880. You watch the NA version, and say "Hey... they cut out
a scene!!" and proceed to explain the cut scene in detail,
annoying everyone in the room.
1881. You start to pronounce Sailor Moon as Serra-Muun when
you talk about the show to your friends.
1882. You involuntarily slip a few Japanese words into a
conversation... and you don't even speak Japanese (due to
watching too many fan-subbed episodes). Then you
apologize... in Japanese (gomen... er... I mean...
1883. You call out the Japanese attacks while watching the
NA version... and realize you've forgotten what the NA
1884. You think the names of the Japanese attacks make
sense... (Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss..???).
1885. You buy yourself a bow and arrow set and light the
arrowhead on fire, prepare to shoot, and whisper, "Flame..."
Then you shriek, "SNIPER!!!!"
1886. You woke up at 6 am for the last day of Sailor Moon.
No, not to watch the NA one (it hasn't even returned yet!),
but to the IRC meeting held on February 8th.
1887. "Sailor Wars" is your new idea for a fanfic, starring
Sailor Galaxia, the legendary senshi (Any volunteer authors?
1888. You listen to songs, such as "La Soldier" or "Sailor
War" and imagine yourself in a battlefield full of sailor
warriors... what a sight!
1889. You get the new Amie magazine issue and find
Takeuchi-sensei's new creations. You then try to find
"reincarnated" characteristics of the Senshi in the new
1890. You try to post on the newsgroup using the NA names,
but you have to keep rewriting it because you can't stop
using the Japanese ones.
1891. You talk to your friends about the characters of
Sailor Moon, like Naru, Motoki, Umino, Unazuki, etc. and
receive blank faces.
1892. You forget the NA names.
1893. You call meatballs odango.
1894. While reading the Aeneid in Latin class (Daydreaming,
actually) you suddenly perk up as you hear the words "Juno",
"Pallas" and "Usa" in the same sentence. Then you realize
it's just Hera and Athena bickering again and look back out
1895. You're watching "Asteroid" and see that one of the
asteroids is named Helios and think it's named after
1896. You begin mispronouncing English words. i.e., Dead-o,
1897. Every time you see a pool stick and cue ball, you hit
someone thinking you're an asteroid senshi.
1898. You see a girl with a gold dress and think she's
1899. You have a dream about Usagi and Mamoru in a language
you don't understand.
1900. Your roommate doesn't speak Japanese, and isn't a
Sailormoon fan, but can still sing "Moonlight Densetsu."
1901. You like Chibi-Usa (she was sooo annoying in the dub
there's no way anyone could possibly like her!!).
1902. You drive your friends and family crazy because you
only listen to Japanese music... *and* you sing along!
1903. You hear people talking around you and it sounds like
they're speaking in Japanese.
1904. You think R2D2 is related to ChibiChibi (after all,
his beeps DO sound like "Chibi" ^-^.)
1905. When nobody's looking, you stick a microphone headset
on your left ear and shout out "Healer Star Power, MAKE-UP!"
hoping to transform into Sailor Starhealer.
1906. Your friends now refer to you as a "leather wearing,
finger-snapping, Usagi-chasing woman" and you don't mind-
the catch is, you're male.
1907. At your school carnival, you swipe some face paint and
paint the Uranus (or your favorite senshi's) symbol on your
1908. You try and build your own "Fire buster" out of your
parent's cappuccino machine.
1909. You find out that the planet Charon is technically
considered Pluto's twin planet, so you begin to wonder if
out there, somewhere, lives Setsuna's twin...
1910. Your friends are worried that you're becoming a
1911. You watch Megami Paradise and accuse Juliana for
taking Haruka's voice.
1912. You repeat "Chibi...ChibiChibi" just to annoy your
1913. You cry repeatedly everytime your hear "Talisman."
1914. You start hating natto with a passion without even
knowing what it is. (FYI: fermented soybean)
1915. Your family can recite the whole Sailormoon speech
even though they hate anime.
1916. You debate whether to jump off a bridge or cut
yourself on the wrist on February 8.
1917. You DON'T want DIC to continue dubbing Sailormoon
because you're afraid DIC will change Haruka to "Erica",
Michiru to "Shelly", Setsuna to "Susan", and Hotaru to
1918. You decide to start a club in your school for ONLY
Sailormoon, then when the only half the people that show up
are only DIC watchers, you spend the whole period trying to
convert them to the original.
1919. You are extremely puzzled when non-moonies say
"EWWW!!!" when you tell them about Haruka and Michiru's
lesbian relationship and the Three Lights' sex change when
transforming to the Sailor Star Lights.
1920. You get annoyed when people cringe at the mention of
Haruka and Michiru's relationship and the Three Lights'
1921. Whenever you see a picture of anything that has to do
with Sailormoon on the net, you have to print it out. Then
you wonder why your printer ran out of ink in only a week.
1922. You have no idea what your friends are talking about
when they discuss music, because the only thing you ever
listen to is Sailor Moon CDs.
1923. You print out Japanese Sailor Moon lyrics and put them
in your binder just so you can sing the songs at school.
1924. Your favorite expression is "nani nani?".
1925. Even your family calls the Senshi by their Japanese
1926. You take a Japanese course for the sole purpose of
understanding your unsubbed episodes.
1927. You pronounce the Senshi's names the Japanese way
(e.g. Seeraa Juptah, Seeraa Buinasu).
1928. You can't get to sleep without viewing this page even
though you can remember all of it.
1929. You know all the attacks, items, weapons, and henshin
phrases by heart.
1930. You actually know their meanings as well!
1931. Your dream is to own the largest Sailormoon web site
on the net.
1932. Something gets sad, happy, impressive, and "Otome no
policy" seems to automatically come into your head.
1933. You downloaded the MOVs from eps. 196-198, and
everytime a senshi died you burst into tears.
1934. You call your teacher "Haruna-sensei" and the class
1935. You find out that DiC might be dubbing more SMR
episodes, and you pray that something goes wrong with the
deal. Who knows what they'll do with Black Lady!
1936. You gather as many friends together as it will take to
have people dressed as each of the senshi on Halloween.
1937. You start calling the red-head (the one you hate) in
your class "Snail Lady".
1938. One of your friends look like Cooan.
1939. Whenever your moonie friend says an NA SM name, you
reply "Who?". Your friend starts describing the character,
and you finally realize its Japanese counterpart.
1940. It's sad when someone knows who "Serena" is but not
who "Usagi" is.
1941. You call your girlfriend Usako.
1942. You know who Chibi Chibi is.
1943. You see Sailor Moon stuff and leap with joy, but you
don't buy it because it's based on the NA SM.
1944. You see the Hale-Bopp Comet and wonder how the Senshi
will deal with this new invader to our peace solar system.
1945. You see the famous HB Comet and yell, "It's Princess
Snow Kaguya! Quick turn on the senshi signal!"
1946. You scream out the attacks and henshin phrases and
nothing happens. You just stand in a certain position
1947. Every time before you enter the shower, you
unconsciously say "Ma-ku-ri A-ku-a Ra-pu-so-di" or "Di-pu
1948. You think it's unfair that there are Uranium,
Neptunium, Plutonium, and Mercury, but no such elements,
like Moonium, Marsium, Venusium, Jupiterium, Saturnium, so
you plan to grow up to be a scientist and create the missing
1949. Every thing you do is based on this list!
1950. You sent Naoko Takeuchi-sama a letter to convince her
that only 200 eps. are surely not enough for you and all the
moonies on the face of the earth.
1951. When you receive no reply from her, you think, "Hmm,
maybe I should go and see her personally..."
1952. You start thinking from the minute that episode 200
has finished that "Oh no, how would I ever survive in this
cruel world without Sailormoon?!"
1953. Just when you were thinking that you've finally got
over the overwhelming sadness that occurred on February 8th,
it was then that someone mentioned the word Sailormoon that
you couldn't stop yourself from bursting into tears.
1954. In the same way, while watching "Star Wars", you can't
stop thinking about Sailoruranus's Space Sword!
1955. You think, "Well... if there's Star Wars Trilogy, why
shouldn't there be Sailor Moon Pentalogy?"
1956. You wear black, and take one minute of silence in
memory of Sailormoon on the dreaded 8th.
1957. You split up with your girlfriend because you've just
found out that she hates Sailormoon.
1958. You feel sorry for Uranus and Neptune, since Michiru
didn't get a role in Neon Genesis Evangelion and Haruka must
1959. While watching "Dante's Peak", "Twister", and "ID4",
you can't stop thinking about Sailorsaturn.
1960. In the same way, while watching "Star Wars", you can't
stop thinking about Sailoruranus's Space Sword!
1961. You'd give anything you own for a replay of one
1962. You'd give anything in the world for replays of all
1963. And, of course, for the creation of a 6th season,
you're willing to give anything in the entire universe!!!!
1964. You can't watch an archery activity without thinking
1965. You aren't Japanese, neither are any of your
relatives, but you actually know what "Minna! Henshin yo!"
1966. You're discussing "Wuthering Heights" in AP English
and refer to the younger Catherine as Chibi-Cathy.
1967. You think a program named "On Jupiter" should be a
biography of Makoto.
1968. You see "moon pies" (choc-cookie/rice-crispie-square
combo) and think, "What kind of new thing did Bandai think
up this time? Wasn't the moon cycle enough?!"
1969. You no longer use the word "cute", you use the word
1970. You start wondering if "Sailor Wars" has something to
do with "Star Wars."
1971. You have over 30 favorite songs and they're all from
1972. "Star Gentle Uterus" doesn't sound that bad.
1973. You're gonna make sure your worst subjects this term
are English and Mathematics.
1974. Buying an encyclopedia depends on whether or not it
has information about "The Silver Millennium."
1975. You want a time machine to travel to the 30th century
to meet Neo Queen Serenity.
1976. Greek mythology is now your favorite subject.
1977. You plan to print out this whole page as your summer
school report. And you expect your class teacher to give you
ten out of ten for it!
1978. You like Sailorchibimoon so much, you make your
regular sugar cubes pink-heart shaped and every time you put
them into your tea or coffee, you sceam " Piink-shuu-ga
1979. You pray every night for the making of a 6th season,
or an OAV
1980. You make your own holy grail.
1981. You even drink water from it.
1982. Even worse, every time before drinking something from
the grail, you just have to scream "Crisis Make UP!"
1983. There's an earth quake, and it's amazing, even in a
catastrophe like that you still didn't forget to yell "
Wal-do Shaak-kin" just before your house collapses.
1984. You go around donating blood in hopes to get attacked
by Eudial, and the Sailor Senshi will come out and help.
1985. You shout in joy when watching ep. 110 because it was
the first time Pluto appeared in S, but it didn't last long
near the end.
1986. You burst into tears because the death of Uranus and
1987. Near the end of the "Pepsi Generation Next" commercial
(new version), you could have sworn you saw Sailor Tin
1988. You confuse you entire Spanish class when you absent
mindedly answer a question in Japanese.
1989. You worked all through vacation in order to have
enough money to become a foreign exchange student to a
Japanese high school.
1990. You get mad when you get there because they have
uniforms different than the Senshi.
1991. While watching the NA episodes, you unconsciously sing
the song with the original lyrics.
1992. You tape the "Outer Senshi Appears" BGM and play it
every time you enter your class room.
1993. You draw a Mercury symbol on your mini calculator
hoping to make it powerful like Sailormercury's mini
1994. You draw a Neptune symbol on your hand mirror hoping
it will reveal the answers to tomorrow's mathematics (or
1995. In cooking class, you freak out your classmates by
attacking them with your kitchen knife while yelling
1996. You got in trouble at school and spent a whole day at
the principle's office, then you made a desperate attempt to
get yourself out by trying to turn a basketball into an
umbrella to hypnotize your principle, which only made things
1997. The electricity went out, so you think "Hey
Sailorjupiter must be attacking her enemies right now."
1998. You rewatch all of your SM video tapes from ep. 1-200
to think of any YKYWTMOSMW that you left out.
1999. You go to see a violin performance, hoping that the
performer would be Michiru!
2000. You take swimming classes because you think they'll
make you more clever or elegant.
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