2501. You actually managed to convince your
boyfriend that the show is cool.
2502. You get furious whenever Raye tries to make a move on
Darien, and start planning the insults you'll yell in her
2503. You actually managed to convince your younger brother
that the show is cool.
2504. You made Sailor Moon addicts out of all of your
2505. You sing the appropriate song for any situation in
your life. (break up? Rainy Day Men. moving? Only a Memory
2506. When you're in trouble, you hear the Tuxedo Mask music
in your head and manage to conjure up a rose from your
2507. You picture your future child as Reeny.
2508. You practically drool whenever you see good food, and
thank Lita (secretly of course)
2509. You talk to the fire in your candle/fireplace, or
wherever you may see it.. and swear to yourself and your
friends that you saw the spirits.
2510. You start calling hot guys "hunkmeisters".
2511. You change your BBS alias to "Princess Serena".
2512. You convince your friends to change their aliases to
Artemis, Luna, Venus, Mercury, Mars and Jupiter... and
Tuxedo Mask, and the MoonLight Knight, of course.
2513. Whenever you get anxious or embarrassed you picture a
raindrop on your head or in the air. (151-182 - email@example.com
2514. You watch one taped show so many times your in
constant fear of the tape breaking!! (Crystal Clear
Destiny... I watched it 32 times in ONE weekend!!!)
2515. Your opening a can of that shaped pasta and you think
that they should make a Sailor Moon-shaped pasta!!!
2516. Your Mother's constantly threatening to break your CD
because you play it too much. (183-187 - Rebecca)
2517. You read Shakespeare's _Henry V_ prologue and see this
line: "Assume the port of Mars, and at his heels" And you
think, "Shouldn't that be 'at HER heels?'"
2518. You get a whole new appreciation for the element
2519. You begin to refer to the asterisk symbol (*) as "the
2520. You're reading Katherine Mansfield's short story "The
Doll House" and gasp in horror when one of the characters is
called Aunt _Beryl_ (who, btw, is a meanie whose mood
corresponds to her dismal love life - like Haruna)
2521. (SMS*)You get something in your eye, and you rush to
the mirror to see if it's glowing gold. (dedicated to Chiba
"Goldeneye" Mamoru) (188-192 - firstname.lastname@example.org
2522. While watching the X-Files the name Fiore comes up and
you are upset that "Fiore" is not the same one on the R
2523. "Flower Power" reminds you of Kisenian
2524. When your astronomy teacher asks you to name the outer
planets, you say "Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna<Puu>"
2525. You want to eliminate your music competition with Deep
Submerge and are upset when it doesn't work.
2526. You buy a royal purple Saturn car and nickname it
2527. You try healing a small wound...and it WORKS
2528. You worship Hotaru instead of Jesus [!]
2529. You wear only one earring. It is a gold loop in your
2530. You get satisfaction out of drawing a SD Sailor Saturn
slicing off the heads of offensive teachers or a SD Sailor
Uranus pounding an offensive fellow student into the
ground<I love doing this!>
2531. You try bouncing a yellow ball on your violin scroll
2532. You throw hard pink candy hearts at people while
shouting "Pink Sugar Heart Attack!" (193-203 - email@example.com
2533. You have an hour long debate over who's the worst
cook, Akane Tendo (Ranma 1/2) or Minako-chan.
2534. You wake up, and can't remember anything about the
previous day. So you conclude that you fought a fierce
battle with Queen Beryl and won.
2535. You ran out of disk-space because of overwhelming
Sailor Moon files, but without hesitation you decide to
erase Microsoft Office 95 and all of its sub-systems, then
click on Netscape to get more files.
2536. Your Netscape home-page is "http://ftp.tcp.com/pub/anime-manga/sorted/Smoon"
or some other Sailor Moon site.
2537. You wake up during sleep, and write down ideas for
YKYWTMSMW, just so that you can send it in. (204-209 -
firstname.lastname@example.org (Ho Joon L))
2538. You see the book "Mars and Venus in the Bedroom" at a
bookstore and think, "yeccch. Hentai." - email@example.com
2539. And you consider getting it anyway :) - Eric VanHeest
2540. Your cat has gone missing for day and you wonder if
she is with some obscure astronomer.
2541. Your cat comes back wearing a yellow ribbon and eating
star candies (then I guess you'd be wondering if you were
LIVING Sailor Moon and not addicted to it!) (212-213 -
firstname.lastname@example.org (Darryl Cheung))
2542. You read "I am what I am and that's all that I am, I'm
Popeye the Sailor Man!" and your brain reads the last word
there as "Moon" rather than "Man". (And boy, did *that*
create some bizarre images. Yeesh.) - email@example.com
2543. You've played the SM soundtracks backwards to see if
there are any subliminal messages.
2544. You forget your friends' and family's birthdays, but
can remember the Sailor Senshis' perfectly.:) - Jackie/ASSW
2545. You realize that the final battle 'Day Of Destiny'
episode aired on a FULL MOON day today (3 May)! - firstname.lastname@example.org
(NekoCat, aka John)
2546. You have 3 people come up to you on the same day and
say "Hey, I thought you'd be interested to know they have SM
ice cream bars now!" (This has happened to me!)
2547. You run around saying "I'm Tuxedo <your name> Kamen!"
and throwing around your favorite fried food
2548. There's someone named Molly in your school, and you
always protect her from evil dust balls and closing doors by
2549. Anytime someone peeves you, you try to defeat them by
singing "Rain or shine I'm happiest, when I'm with Tuxedo
Mask! etc." (218-221 - email@example.com (Chris Kern))
2550. You're reading a fantasy novel that calls for a
beautiful queen and pretty little brat of a princess and you
can't help picturing Queen Serenity and Chibi-Usa (from the
SuperS time period) in those roles despite all descriptions
to the contrary by the author. - Nomad aka Tim <firstname.lastname@example.org>
2551. You realize that you once had a car that could have
been an Ami-chan! Blue Mercury compact (and since it had a
stick shift, you make jokes that it came complete with power
stick!) - email@example.com (Kauffmanl)
2552. If someone asks you if you know where something they
need is, you say "Just stay right there, and I'll show you!"
- Chocobo <firstname.lastname@example.org>
2553. You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP"
stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the very first
time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When!"
2554. You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa,
squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-raisin shakes,
curry, muffins and weight gain bars.
2555. You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you
forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more
food items which I forgot to mention.
2556. When shopping for clothes, you ask yourself "Now what
would Darien wear?" (guys only)
2557. When shopping for clothes for your boyfriend you ask
yourself "Now what would Darien wear?" (girls)
2558. You desperately run for your life whenever a girl asks
you out for some chocolate parfait. (long haired guys only)
2559. You meet some guy you really like and under NO
circumstances are you gonna let him even THINK about eating
chocolate parfait. (girls only)
2560. When friends tell you "Hey you kinda look like that
Darien guy.", you go home and try to get your hair to do
that little curly thing his does because "kinda..." just
doesn't cut it! (BTW it's 10%hairspray/5%mousse & 85% luck
2561. You start calling a girl you like "Meatball head",
tell her things like "Are you stupid or just plain lazy?" or
"I'm not worried, I know your gonna fail" because you KNOW
this is the way to win her heart. (guys only)
2562. That guy you can't stand suddenly becomes irresistible
all of a sudden just because he called you "Meatball head"
2563. You fill a balloon with helium, stick eyes, ears,
whiskers & an antenna on it and then start asking it for
2564. Whenever your friends need help, all you do is stand
there, shout out Tuxedo Mask's/Moonlight Knight's
inspirational speeches and then leave.
2565. You are driving a car and when you turn the headlights
on you shout "Venus crescent beam smash!"
2566. You sit around and compile very long YKYWTMSMW lists.
2567. Your biggest worry about your upcoming vacation is
weather or not your VCR is going to actually record Sailor
Moon like you programmed it to.
2568. You shell out seven bucks for a poster of the solar
system because it has the symbols for all the planets on it.
2569. When you need to remember the symbols for the planets
to solve puzzles in Zork Nemesis and the -first- thing you
think of is finding some pictures of the scouts with their
2570. You go around all day, singing "Tuxedo Mirage" even
though you don't speak Japanese.
2571. You actually *wake up* when your (oh-so captivating)
chem teacher starts talking about Uranium, Neptunium, and
Plutonium and how they were named after the respective
2572. You decide to take a Solar System class for college
2573. You're an astronomy student and decide to specialize
2574. You think your next door neighbor looks a lot like
Sailor Mercury.[The girl I sit next to in my history
actually does look like Sailor Jupiter, btw.]
2575. Your personality begins to become that of your
favorite Sailor Scout.
2576. You start learning to play chess again, just to be
2577. You hear about a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers live
show, and you start polishing your tiara for some "action".
2578. Your house looks like the Crystal Palace from Crystal
2579. You become purely nocturnal, just to look at the moon.
2580. You re-design your room to look just like
2581. You learn to cook, so you can be like Lita.
2582. You start hoping that your parents will be killed in a
car wreck, so you can be more like Darien. [Touch wood!! -gL]
2583. Your astronomy teacher asks you what the two closest
planets to the sun are, and you say Ami and Minako!
2584. (Girls) Instead of searching for Prince Charming,
you're looking for Prince Darien.
2585. (Girls) You think the best quality a guy could have is
being willing to take an ice crystal in the back for you.
2586. You start judging your friends by how closely their
actions resemble those of the characters.
2587. Outer senshi pix dominate your computer and max out
2588. You celebrate any senshi's birthday.
2589. The Uranus/Neptune theme plays when your Windows '95
2590. You try to steal your friend's Haruka keychain.
2591. You think "Speed Racer" would be a much cooler show if
Haruka was in it.
2592. You see the rose symbol ( @}---'----,---- ) and all
you can think of throwing it.
2593. You somehow get Museums Replicas Ltd. to make you a
Silence Glaive, Space Sword, Aqua Mirror, and key-staff.
2594. You actually have "beautiful dreams" of Pegasus!
(Believe me, I once had one myself... though I was the
Pegasus instead ^_-).
2595. You buy Chibi-moon's "Crystal Carillion" toy from a
Japanese shop, and go outside & try summoning the Pegasus so
you can play, ride, or help defeat the baddies around you.
2596. You try summoning the Pegasus with your crystal
carillion, but get P.O'ed b-cuz you soon figure out that the
"Carillion" concept is fake, & you really have to be a kid
like Chibi-Usa to summon him? (assuming your already an
2597. You're playing basketball w/your friends and become
thirsty, so you soon bounce the b-ball into the air & say
"Luna-P henge.. give me a bottle of milk! (or actually any
drink of your choice i.e. gatorade, all-sport, etc.)"
2598. You inflate a black beachball with helium, paint Luna
eyes, nose, and a mouth, stick an antennae on top of it, and
make it float around you all the time.
2599. You always step on that ball to reach "hard-to-reach"
places, like the doorbell... instead of a stool.
2600. You always think you're like Chibi-Usa because your
also a new navy sailor soldier in training. (R.O.T.C.!?!?)
[Compiler/Editor's note: Not recommended to try this one
unless your CO is a fan too. Trust me.]
2601. You have a daughter who has the same name as you, but
to avoid confusion, you call her "Chibi-<your name with only
first 3 letters in it>"
2602. You catch a glimpse of alvin & the chipmunks (*boo!
boo!*) singing, and it reminds you of that Japanese
Sailormoon cd which features Chibimoon singing? (you kno',
that "Uranus - Neptune - Chibimoon - plus" cd?)
2603. [The only tradition on this list...] You were thinking
about Michiru and Haruka for this one.
2604. After a thunderstorm, you go outside and sing that "I
just love Tuxedo Mask" song. (rain or shine, I'm
2605. (a joke for young girlz only) you start being
disrespectful to your mom & saying that your dad is your
2606. You start kissing after a boat ride, but fear that
your future daughter would fall out of the sky & slam on
2607. You start demanding to your mom to hand over the
2608. You won't kiss anyone unless they're chewing "that
sticky caramel gum".
2609. You've started putting the episodes audio track (i.e.
the dialog, etc.) on tape and using an auto-repeat tape
player to listen to the eps over and over at night, trying
to sub-consciously absorb them. [Done this one with the NA
2610. After the Doom tree you tried to grow from ykywtmsmw
#176 died, you went out and started stealing energy trying
to keep it alive.
2611. You start to lose your mind if you don't see at least
some moon light every night.
2612. You took up astronomy just to find the planets.
2613. You were overjoyed to see that your YKYWTMSMW made
either list. [Hey, I put 'em together, I'll brag a little.
2614. The TV station that locally shows SM for you has
learned the sound of your voice, and come up with policies
to deal with you.
2615. Takeuchi Naoko has a restraining order against you.
2616. All your local anime shops have started cowering under
the counter whenever you come in, and yelling "Don't hurt
me! I couldn't help it that someone beat you to the last
piece of <whatever SM related merchandise>!!"
2617. Toy store delivery trucks have your picture in the cab
as a warning.
2618. You get diet tips from your cat.
2619. Every time you see a naked girl (or guy, whatever) you
get a nose bleed, and tie a handkerchief under your nose.
2620. You hear one note from any of the SM songs, and can
tell exactly which song it is, and where it's from. (i.e.
"That's 1 minute and 6 seconds into Moonlight Densetsu on
blah blah blah...)
2621. Now when your cat wakes you up in the middle of the
night, you think there must be trouble with the Dark Kingdom
and start looking for a way to transform. [Believe me, if
you're half asleep, and coming out of a dream about the
Senshi, this can be very disconcerting.]
2622. When your cat repeats the stunt, you begin yelling at
it in Japanese, and you don't speak the language.
2623. (adults) You've ever gone into debt over SM
2624. (kids)You've ever gone more than $100 into debt over
2625. You go to Japan solely for the purpose of buying
2626. Shinto temples have hired guards to keep you out.
2627. You drove the guards nuts talking about how they
looked like Jadeite.
2628. You offered to sell your soul to keep SM on the air in
---During the Olympics...---
2629. You keep looking for a blonde girl with really long
pigtails on the Japanese discus team.
2630. Whenever you play Monopoly, you insist on using the
2631. Or you use the SM finger puppets (For some reason, the
person who uses Chibi-Usa always wins).
2632. Instead of using "What's your sign?" in pickup lines,
you use "Who's your favorite senshi?"
2633. Watchers of the original, these are the past seven
entries in your MS Bookshelf query list: tier, daimon,
lemure, saturn, moon, hime, and koto (as in Makoto)!
2634. You call your biggest marble Pharoah 90.
2635. You get terrible scores in the Windows _Solitaire:
Sailor Moon Edition_(It's Solitaire but with Sailor Moon
pics on the cards!!) because you spend all your time
admiring the cards instead of concentrating on the game.
2636. You fax your local newspaper a scathing two page
letter when they print a derogatory SM article (I did that
to the Toronto Star; they got OVER 10,000 letters - more
mail on one subject than they ever got in their 104 year
---At the CNE (Canadian National
2637. (Stars)You and a friend stand at the MR. SUB deeply
pondering which sandwich to buy - and you both immediately
say, "Sub-marine reflection".
2638. You run around the CyberCafe replacing all the PCs'
desktop wallpaper with Sailor Moon pics downloaded from the
Internet. (308-315 - email@example.com (Gregory Lam))
2639. You've started using those 'Turn 5$ into 10,000$'
schemes in order to come up with the cash to sponsor the
continued dubbing of Sailor Moon.(On your own terms, of
2640. Your answering machine greeting says "Welcome to the
Sailor Moon Awareness Network..."
2641. Somebody actually leaves a message on said machine
saying "Hi, I'd like to report some suspicious activities by
2642. And you follow up on it, thinking the caller was
talking about a Sailor Moon convention!
2643. Activating/deactivating your car alarm, you first do
the movements and pose of your favorite Sailor attack before
pressing the button.
2644. Playing ultimate frisbee, everytime you get the
frisbee you have to put it close to your head, balance it on
your fingertips, spin around three times balanced on one
leg, then wind up and yell "Moon Tiara Action!!!" as you let
2645. Doing your Japanese homework, you use the names of the
senshi. "Ami studies at the library." "Usagi sleeps and
2646. You attempt to use the order of appearance of the
inner senshi as a memory aid in helping you remember the
days of the week in Japanese
2647. In 1999 you go around in public carrying a sign that
reads "The Silver Millennium is Upon Us."
2648. While watching ID4 you wonder how the Dark Kingdom's
minions or the Senshi would have done against the alien
invaders, then chide yourself for thinking that the aliens
would have even the slightest chance.
2649. When you put five TVs and VCRs side by side and watch
the English, Japanese, Cantonese, Mandarin, and French
2650. You then give running commentary about the cuts and
translations particular to each version. [gL: Hah! A pastime
I proposed to the Cult of Serenity - but everyone agreed we
would have to constantly pause the English version for the
Japanese original to catch up]
2651. When you give yourself a lame Internet nickname based
on a SM character... (317-328 - Tuxedo Ramen)
---At the hospital...---
2652. You wake up from surgery and the first thing you think
about is Sailor Moon.
2653. Whenever a nurse asks about your Sailor Moon pillow
you feel the need to go into the whole DiC's not going to
dub anymore episodes thing.
2654. You name the stuffed lamb that you got as a present
2655. Your grandma brings you roses and you wonder how she
knows Tuxedo Mask.
2656. You are *very* upset that the hospital decided to
block out YTV and put their own "hospital information
channel" on instead (we all know the home shopping network
is *much* more important). But luckily you still get Global,
so you won't be Sailor Moon deprived. :)
2657. You're more concerned about what you missed on a.f.s-m
than catching up on your homework :P (329-334 - Andrea
Doolan <firstname.lastname@example.org> (who thinks Usagi could cook
better than _anyone_ at the hospital))
2658. You return your Mistress Nine Halloween costume back
as defective merchandise because the 6 foot-long wig doesn't
actually strangle people. - inspired by Wendy "Sailor
2659. You stick little black stars on your personal objects
in hopes that a daimon will merge with it and eat the
heart-crystals of people who touch your stuff all the time
(well, I just use black stars because they look cool.)
2660. You put your hair up a la Cyprine or Puchirol/Ptilol
2661. You actually spend $90 for a 6 foot black wig so you
could be Mistress Nine for Halloween (I'm guilty)
2662. Your friends roll their eyes when you do your
Professor Tomoe impression (guilty)
2663. They also call you "Witch #7" (Guilty)
2664. They also call you Mimete (semi-guilty)
2665. They wonder why you simply *must* mention the Death
Busters or Hotaru and Tomoe in EVERY conversation (not ALL
the time...) (336-342 - *The Original* Sailor Saturn <email@example.com>)
2666. A young girl with blonde hair in meatballs wearing a
sailor outfit on Halloween tells you, "You're obsessed!" -
EKEARNEY@flemingc.on.ca (Evan Kearney)
---Working at a bookstore (in the
2667. You think "Return to the Bunny Planet" MUST be about
the Silver Millenium or Crystal Tokyo.
2668. You can't pass a book called "Fish Eyes" without
2669. You always have a piece of paper on the info. desk at
work so you can write down all the YKYWTMSMWs you notice
2670. You agonize about not being able to remember all the
YKYWTMSMWs you thought of that day.
2671. You pass "Amazon Alphabet" and think "A for Amazons, B
for Bad, C for CereCere, D for Dumb, E for Evil, F for
2672. You FREAK OUT after seeing a newspaper headline
"Sailors' remains found after crash" (344-349 - firstname.lastname@example.org
2673. You get to school and power up the notebook PC (Which
is replete with Sailor Moon Logos, a SM screen saver, SM
system sounds, and SM cursors and icons.) so that you can
enter grades. (Because YOU'RE THE TEACHER!!) - Kevin M.
2674. You painted [the notebook PC] blue and pasted the
'Mercury' symbol on it. - Johnathan walde (email@example.com)
2675. You do a dir/s on your moon directory and get: 2,459
file(s) 749,491,262 bytes (I used to post the dir/s result
under YKYWTMSMW, but now its just plain scary ;-) Must be
all those AVIs :-) ) - firstname.lastname@example.org (Conrad Knauer)
2676. When at a Mexican restaurant, intending to order the
chimichunga, you blurt out to the waitress "I'll have the
Chibi-usa" (true story :-]). (What really blew me away was,
when she brought our order, she referred to me as Mamo-chan.)
- Smokey <email@example.com>
2677. You then drop everything, crouch on one knee, and
propose to the waitress on the spot (Because, a Sailor Moon
fan is the ultimate soul mate!)
2678. You are at an observatory on a tour (and the tour
guide just happens to called Greg :) and you wonder if the
tour guide is a Sailor Moon fan because he says "If you see
something bright near the moon it's Mercury". (Ok so he was
telling how to find the planet Mercury in the sky but it was
such a good choice of words. He was also kind enough to
point out how to see the rabbit in the moon!)
2679. You lose your chess match because you saw "CheckMate"
that morning and are afraid your opponent is from the
Negaverse and will kill you if you win.
2680. You write a script about Darien falling in love with
Amy and send it to DIC because you happen to be madly in
love with him and you name just happens to be Amy.
2681. You quit your very conservative private school as soon
as you can so you can dye your already short hair blue to
look more like Ami.
2682. You copy all your CD games to your hard disk because
you can't bear to not be listening to your Sailor Moon CD.
2683. You invite a fellow moonie to your birthday party and
it turns into a Sailor Moon Party with both of you throwing
paper plates to each other yelling "Moon Tiara Magic".
2684. You have the Hearts game that comes with Windows set
up so the other three names are Lita, Mina and Serena which
fits in well since your name is Amy.
2685. You are disappointed that Sailor Mercury's initials
aren't H G.
2686. You change your male rabbit's name to Usagi and then
giggle when ever you see him. (350-358 - Amy Bridger
2687. You're at your homecoming dance, and you swear that
song just went 'Meiou Setsuna's Sailor Pluto.' (It did!)
2688. You wish the Three Lights would come and play at the
2689. You have to control the urge to yell 'Fire Soul' at
2690. When you're talking to your friend and the bell rings
so you have to go, and when you're leaving you give her a
wink and a grin (a la Haruka) and say 'Ja na.' (and you're a
girl. I actually did this, well I did everything on this
list, but.... Luckily she's a moonie too, so she understood.
She looked at me kinda funny though.) (359-362 -
2691. You wonder if there's a way VCRs can be rigged to
*play* at 7:30, instead of record.
2692. You shoot your hand up in the air, screaming NAIL
POLISH ACTIVATION!!!! and expect your nails to be painted
2693. (assuming your American) You sing "Moonlight Legend"
in perfect Japanese during lunch everyday. [Heck I'll do it
right now! Gomen ne sunao ja nakute! Yume no naka doodee da
da doo! Oh man! I forgot the rest of it!]
2694. You wonder how you would interact with the Senshi in
various situations ["Ahh.. Setsuna-san! Could I buy you a
cup of tea?" *SMACK* "It was worth a shot. Can someone call
2695. You got whiplash from snapping your head around to see
where the violin music is coming from.
2696. You have ever watched more than 36 hours of Sailor
Moon in less than 3 days.
2697. You have ever called in "sick" to spend the day
organizing your Sailor Moon files.
2698. You suddenly realize that you could instantly dress up
like Melvin just by putting swirly discs behind your glasses
and making your hair look like Sheryl Crow's, and then,
during the same day, someone who has only seen 2 episodes
(which you taped and showed to him) comments on the exact
2699. You are playing volleyball, and then the same thing
that happens to Serena when she's playing volleyball (she is
standing there, about ready to bump the volleyball, when it
suddenly hits you square on the forehead, and your head
starts bobbing, and your head turns all red) happens to you
and then you think that. (Both of these happened to me - if
they sound a bit garbled, keep in mind I got hit square in
my forehead by a volleyball going a million miles an hour
today!) (375-376 - firstname.lastname@example.org (Nick J. Mattos Jr.))
2700. You face the Zellers-card people just to check because
one of your friends said she saw some SM stuff in a Zellers
flyer... (This is a true story. We were accosted at the door
on the way in AND THEY WOULDN"T LEAVE US ALONE! I finally
had to lie, and tell them I didn't have a job (which is
true, sigh) and therefore had no bank account (blatant lie)
because I am a penniless starving student (also true))
2701. You buy the Star Locket at the Bay, despite the
sideways glances from the cashier and other customers, and
open it right there and put it on, winding up and opening
the locket in glee, as the familiar strains of "Moonlight
Densetsu" echo through the children's section...
2702. You willingly go into comic stores again and again...
you get some really strange looks for being a
just-over-teenage female in a comic shop, searching
desperately for Moon stuff in among the X-men, on the
receiving end of snickers from all sorts of annoying
pseudo-teenage boys, probably for the SM T-shirt you are
proudly sporting... you then face the straaange looks when
you actually ask if they have any SM merchandise.
2703. You have received scars from SM shopping. [Ophelia has
a little story to go with this one: "True story! (True,
stupid story) I opened one of those big, heavy, metal doors
at the train station, on my way downtown to pick up some SM
merchandise; however, my toe happened to be in the way. I
was wearing sandals. It scarred. YET I STILL MADE IT
DOWNTOWN AND GOT MY STUFF!!! I am proud of that scar...."
But you must wear yours with a difference! (Hamlet, act 4,
scene 5, line 206)] (who is thrilled to discover that when
she wears her star-locket with her SM T-shirt, it hangs at
just the right height to cover Chibi-Moon's excessively pink
hair) (377-380 - email@example.com (Ophelia))
2704. You go to see the new Mel Gibson movie "Ransom", and
see Cubby rent a SM movie for Shawn. Look closely, it's
there... I think this qualifies as the smallest SM reference
*ever*. - Ken Meredith <ummered0@CC.UManitoba.CA>
2705. You joined a volleyball team just to perfect Minako's
2706. You did perfect it, and then turned down a shot in the
Olympics because you were expecting some new Sailor Moon
2707. Your computer has processed so much Sailor Moon stuff,
that it formed an artificial intelligence based on the
2708. You won't even think about firing a gun (weapon, if
you prefer), unless it has a star-shaped barrel, and a
2709. You've started wear an armored patch _exactly_ over
2710. You've completely searched your entire city for a
2711. You start speaking Japanese, without realizing you
ever learned it.
2712. You start choreographing Haruka and Michiru in your
mind to Rue Paul's song "Snapshot" because of the violin
2713. You think the "Speed Racer" series would have been
better with Haruka instead of Speed.
2714. You write comical Sailor Moon related virus
2715. You make Sailor Moon music videos. [I'm working on one
to ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man." Guess who the star is. ^_^]
2716. Firing (or fired by) the Shrink Ray in Duke Nukem 3D,
you cry out, "Chibi Chibi!"
2717. You're raking the leaves in the fall, and you suddenly
grab a handful of them and fling them at your little brother
while screaming "Jupiter Oak Evolution!"
2718. You're taking archery classes, and every time you
fire, you yell "Mars Flame Sniper!" ...Or "Arrow Shock
Wave!" for you Ronin Warriors fans...;D
2719. You dye your hair dark green, wear red contacts, and
claim to be the guardian of time.
2720. Your harp teacher quit because you continually yelled
"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!" at her every time you played.
(394-397 - Sailor Quasar <firstname.lastname@example.org>)
2721. You're talking about the Italian eatery East Side
Mario's, and it occurs to you that its abbreviation (ESM)
also stands for Eternal Sailor Moon.
("The Annals of YKYWTMSMW Volume II" compiled by Tom
Ragsdale and Gregory Lam)
2722. You're looking at a map of the United
States and inconspicuously write "CHIBI-" in front of the
2723. The highlight of your geometry class is the "zoi" in
trapezoid, and if you always draw pictures of Serena doing
moon healing activation behind all of the circles.
2724. You sing Sailor Moon songs for your chorus recital,
but then start to wonder if the whole thing is just a
Negaverse ploy to get energy (I wanna be a star star star
2725. You're playing cards with a friend and assign a scout
to each number and when you draw that card yell out one of
2726. You're playing cards and when your friend draws a card
out of the pile you say, "Pick a cardian, Ann".
2727. It gets even worse when you start to play the flute at
the same time.
2728. It doesn't get any worse when some psycho mermaid
2729. And then the be all end all is when your grandfather
enters the room and invites her to the temple.
2730. You spent two hours compiling cursors, icons, GIFs,
and sounds from Sailor Moon, then spent three hours building
a SM theme for Windows 95 with them. (Yes, it really took me
that long, and yes, my parents made me take off the Moon
2731. You go to the shoe department and pick shoes based on
which ones are worn by the sailor scouts.
2732. Someone gives you a chocolate rose as a present and
you won't eat it because it reminds you of Tuxedo Mask.
2733. You check the car and motorcycle racing results in the
sports page to see how Haruka did.
2734. You're supposed to be doing heart surgery but decide
to do a moon-scalpel lobotomation.
2735. Your physics teacher starts talking about the
electromagnetic spectrum, and cosmic radiation, and the
first thing that comes to mind is "COSSSMMMIICCCC MOOOOOOON
POWWWWWER!!!", and you figure that since some types of
radiation can cause genetic mutations, that must be why
Reenie/Chibi Usa has pink hair, or red eyes.
2736. You become insanely jealous of Cape Boy.
2737. You're 20 years old and at Mickie D's with a dozen
friends and all you are talking about is Sailor Moon
2738. You start having dreams about marrying each of the
2739. You have friendly conversations in your head with
Mina, arguments with Raye, talk about American Gladiators
with Lita, pretend to study with imaginary Amy.
2740. You have a little cousin that you obsessively call
Spore or Fungus
2741. Instead of having a picture of your girlfriend in your
wallet, you have a picture of your favorite scout
2742. You comb the city searching for Sailor Moon stuff
2743. You spend hours on end on the Internet searching for
Sailor Moon stuff
2744. You have business cards printed up that say "Moonie"
under profession, and "Don't call, I'm probably watching
Sailor Moon" for a phone number.
2745. You have bruises from the time your friends warned you
not to mention Sailor Moon again, but you ignored them.
2746. You call all your 'net buddies that are also Moonies
to go kick their @$$'s.
2747. You're watching an episode of "Bewitched" and Samantha
says, regarding her sister: "Serena may be child-like and
immature and all, but she means well..." And you say to
yourself, "No doubt!" - then realize the Serena in your head
is not one who dabbles in witchcraft but tosses a tiara
2748. You go without sleep for 6 straight days in hopes of
having a hallucination about the Sailor Scouts.
2749. You use so much paper printing Sailor Moon stuff that
environmental groups now picket your house.
2750. You have hundreds of humidifiers in your house, just
so you can get that Mercury Bubble Blast effect.
2751. The Sacred Fire that Mars uses told you to quit
2752. You study the tapes of the show and decide the only
senshi who could beat Haruka in a 100 yard dash is Usagi
when she's late for school.
2753. While studying for your finals, you decide that you
are Ami with Serena's study habits.
2754. You bring your Sailor Mercury dolls, cards and
whatever else you can find to school for good luck on your
2755. And draw little mercury symbols all over the answer
2756. And you _still_ get a 78 on your bio final.
2757. You see an article in the TV Times from the Sunday
paper, and it starts: "Star Power! It's not the rallying cry
of a new superhero from Japan. . ." and realize you're
probably one of two people reading it who get it.
2758. Your sister tells the joke "If you see three rabbits
walking along the side of the road wearing tuxedos and top
hats, what do you know is happening?" and you answer
automatically "A Sailor Moon convention."
2759. The power goes out at 02:55 Sunday morning. So,
thinking quickly, you take the uninterruptible power supply
from your internet-server main-computer, and hook it up to
your VCR for 2 1/2 hours to tape the Sailor Moon wildfeed.
"To: All Subj: downtime Sorry you couldn't log on for a
couple of hours Sunday morning. We had some technical
difficulties due to power failure." :)
2760. You wear your hair like the corresponding scout for
every day of the week: Mon.-Serena Tues.-Rei Wed- Amy
....etc. (Good luck in growing it out after Wed. Has to be
long enough to put it in a ponytail on Thursday.)
2761. You see the video for "Macarena" and assume the
singers are SM fans because one girl in the video is wearing
a short blue wig and another girl has meatballs a la Serena.
2762. Your parents leave you the house for the weekend, and
instead of throwing a party, you throw a Sailor Moon
2763. Your parents come home in the middle of said
convention, and you manage to talk your way out of it by
getting them hooked too.
2764. You have two pet ravens named Phobos and Deimos (bonus
if you knew the names before I said them).
2765. Your plan to save Sailor Moon in North America
involves help from the Silver Imperium Crystal.
2766. Your dissertation in quantum physics was on the
properties of the Senshi's energies.
2767. You not only have the entire NA CD memorized in your
head, but you can 'listen' to it anytime without actually
playing the CD, and you can mentally adjust the volume,
bass, treble, etc.
2768. In the name of SOS (the light side of SOS that wants
to save the show, not the dark side of it from the Negaverse
:) ), you black out your entire homepage according to the
suggestions at the SOS page, swipe the idea of having the
background midi of "Carry On" in the background, have it
open with that huge Princess Serena pic on the SOS site, and
create your own SOS page with "Moon Revenge" as the
background midi. :)
2769. Your cat struck up a conversation, and it didn't
strike you as odd.
2770. You put the same cat to sleep when you found out that
the only reason it was talking was to ask you to not watch
so much SM at odd hours of the day.
2771. You bought a cathedral, and a celestial holographic
2772. Takeuchi-sensei has personally declared you obsessed.
2773. Your license plate is now in kanji.
2774. You regularly take the day before a full moon off to
sleep, so you can stay awake to party with the full moon.
2775. You can predict the alignment of the planets
perfectly, but never studied astronomy or astrology.
2776. To you, blue moons are better than Christmas (or
2777. You know that fringe group a while back that wanted to
blow up the moon? They now cower in fear at the very mention
of the moon, praying you don't come back.
2778. You had your family name legally changed to Tsukino
(or Aino, Kino, Mizuno, or Hino -- whatever).
2779. Your last fanfic was longer than 'War and Peace'.
2780. The Guinness book of World Records wants to make a
record for the possession of the most material pertaining to
one subject, and declare you the winner.
2781. You wear a fuku...and you're a guy.
2782. You have put in personal appearances at DIC
2783. You keep trying to get that big stick you got to open
2784. If told you could be granted one wish, you couldn't
decide on being *in* the show, or asking for all the
2785. Your laughter has woken people up while reading this.
2786. You're in the military, and your suggestion on new
battle tactics is to find the Ginzuishou.
2787. You're running late, and instead of missing even a
minute of Sailor Moon, you drive 80 through a school zone.
2788. You see a kid running with a Sailor Moon backpack, and
actually stop long enough for the kid to jump in, so neither
of you miss it.
2789. You think a lunatic is that black cat clock featured
in the Time Bomb episode of Sailor Moon.
2790. You start calling your dog "Chibi-Usa" or "Chibi-Moon"
because he's so small.
2791. Your boy/girlfriend starts nicknaming him/herself
after one of the characters. (Mine thinks of "Usagi-chan".
2792. You wake up at 3:00 a.m. in the morning, you can't get
back to sleep, so you go turn on the computer and get on the
Net to find out what's shaking on alt.fan.sailor-moon......yaaawn......
2793. You let yourself get far too emotionally attached to
someone who the writers have it in for.
2794. Even though you can't read or write something as
simple as "hello" or "book" in Japanese, you can
effortlessly recognize and even write down "Moon", "Rabbit",
"Evil Spirits Begone", and "Beautiful Young Female
Warriors". (Okay, that's more a manga thing ...)
2795. Likewise, even though you wouldn't recognize "hello"
in Chinese if you heard it either, but you can easily spot
"On behalf of the moon, I'll punish you!" (O hai yueh hun
to, gen mon sen ka! Or at least that's what it sounds like.
2796. You sometimes seriously confuse fans of both the
English and Japanese versions by using the Sailors' Chinese
names. (370-372 - The Evil Professor Chronos)
2797. You see an ad for Darien Lake and you automatically
wonder if Tuxedo Mask has got into the family amusement park
2798. You're backpacking in the Zirkle wilderness (in
Colorado) and you refuse to leave Luna Lake.
2799. You've spent more than an hour trying to figure out
how Allan and Ann's coffee maker/cocoa machine works. (You
know, the one that looks like an hour glass with lightening
2800. After playing the Sailor Moon video games, you decide
it's the perfect time to learn kanji.
2801. The people at the DMV couldn't figure out what you
were talking about when you asked for vanity plates with a
stylized 'ne' kanji on it.
2802. You hear the voices of the Senshi in your head, and
conclude that they must be your Goddesses. You then start
your own religion. (Senshiism)
---During the Olympics...---
2803. You *know* that the Scouts/Senshi could shatter any
world record in high jump.
2804. Instead of actual training for the discus throw, you
watched Sailor Moon throw her tiara in slow motion a few
2805. After watching "Granpa's Follies", you wonder who
could triple jump further: Zoisite or Tuxedo Mask.
2806. Whenever anyone mentions the Dream Team, you think to
yourself, "I never knew the scouts played basketball?"
2807. You can't wait to see the discus throw because you
think Serena will be there playing for team Japan.
2808. You attach a rose to one end of a javelin and throw
2809. You wonder if there's an ofuda (the anti-evil things
Rei uses) throwing event.
2810. You go up to the Olympic flame and seek its guidance.
2811. You were upset that Sailor Mars wasn't used to light
2812. You expect one of the Japanese track and field
Olympians to be named Haruka.
2813. You are watching some excellent exercise at Georgia
Dome and expect everything to suddenly turn dark and the
energy of all the athletes starting to be drawn by the evil
2814. You expect some of the gymnasts to wear SM
stickers/stuff on their huge bags.
2815. When a girl named Michelle wins a gold in swimming,
and you are elated, cause of course she's Michiru and you've
been yelling Deep Submerge all through her race.
2816. You're watching Dominque Moceanu do her routine on the
floor exercise and you can imagine her doing it to the NA SM
Theme, and all the girls in the stands and on the floor
2817. Kerri Strug was doing her last vault to help the US
team get the gold, you can hear in the background 'Carry
2818. You think the coolest thing possible in the gymnastics
event would be one of the girls doing their floor exercise
to a Sailor Moon song, and ending in one of the Scouts.
2819. Your method of cheering in the decathlon involves
yelling "MOON TIARA ACTION" for the discus, and "SPARKLING
WIDE PRESSURE" for the shot put.
2820. You think Serena could take the gold in the 100 m
Sprint, if you told her she was late to school.
2821. You can't decide to cheer for Japan or America.
2822. You can decide, and choose Japan.
2823. Your goal in life is to convert the
world into LOVING Sailor Moon.
2824. You've seriously considered petitioning your
university/college to let you teach a course all about
Sailor Moon and its impact on society! ;)
2825. You would LOVE to go to Japan just so you could learn
Japanese and watch all those Sailor Moon episodes that
aren't translated, sub-titled or dubbed over into English
2826. You have however, borrowed Sailor Moon episodes in
Japanese, just to gaze in admiration at the awesome
animation and you SWEAR you could figure out what's going on
in the plot.
2827. You're SO caught up in Sailor Moon that you even SOUND
like your favorite character - you've got the whining down
2828. You think that you and your significant other are
EXACTLY like Darien & Serena and are therefore destined to
be together forever!
2829. You LIVE Sailor Moon.
2830. On the full moon, you think you are at your peak power
and NOTHING bad could happen to you then!
2831. You have all the translated episodes on tape and watch
them SO frequently that you know every character's lines!
2832. You get so wrapped up in each episode that you laugh
and cry along with the characters (even if you've seen it so
many times you know what's going to happen)
2833. You play your Sailor Moon CDs loud and proud in your
car, despite the weird looks you get from other drivers!
2834. You walk around and catch yourself humming Sailor Moon
2835. Your little sister (who is more in the target age
group for Sailor Moon than you are) buys YOU Sailor Moon
dolls and doesn't buy any for herself! And you're GLAD to
2836. You have your very own Crescent Moon Wand (which
doubles as a lipstick) and you go around healing your
friends and family.
2837. You begged and whined until your boyfriend bought you
a tiara and a stuffed version of Luna so you could feel like
2838. You have one of those name-chains with "Serena" on it.
2839. You have a keychain about how hard it is to be a
2840. You love diamonds because they remind you of the
2841. Pink is your favorite color! (heh!)
2842. You're so addicted you make a whole WEBPAGE to show
the WORLD how much you're addicted... ;)
2843. You always wear your favorite character's colors.
2844. You find yourself striking your fave character's
transformation positions. Thanks Dara!
2845. You figure out how to play "Carry On" on your guitar.
2846. You dream about SM episodes in your sleep. Thanks
2847. You're caught drawing SM pictures on your home-work.
2848. Since they don't make a SM wallpaper, you decide to
cover every square inch of your walls with Sailor Moon pics.
2849. All your friends refer to you as 'That Sailor Moon
2850. You add to these 'You know you watch too much Sailor
Moon when...' lists.
2851. You gather a bunch of friends and people you don't
even know to create a Sailor Moon arcade game.
2852. Your girlfriend grows her hair really long and ties it
up into meatballs just to look like Serena. The above are
thanks to the Mage of Light
2853. You have turned just about all your friends into SM
2854. You find yourself talking about SM with your friends
more than 50% of the time! The above are thanks to Jynx Da
2855. You get your five closest friends together and dress
up as the Sailor Scouts for Halloween. Thanks Len!
2856. You write an essay all about how you wish you were one
of the Sailor Scouts.
2857. Every time the moon's full you pray to Queen Serenity
to create REAL Sailor Scouts and have you as their leader.
2858. You insist on naming all of your pets after Sailor
Moon characters. The above are thanks to Kristen!
2859. You decide to name your children after the characters
from Sailor Moon! Thanks Jamie! 8)
2860. You try to turn your black dog into a CAT and tape a
crescent moon onto its forehead. Thanks Cece!
2861. You sang a song from Sailor Moon for a play audition.
2862. You wander through the alleys all day trying to give
Luna a chance to find you.
2863. You dress up like Sailor Moon for your grandmother's
birthday party and everyone there knows that you're obsessed
with that "darn Sailor Planet thingy"! The above are thanks
to Sailor Aquamarine!
2864. You and your friends are each one of the Scouts and
you call them by their Scout names in PUBLIC! Thanks Julie!
2865. You are studying ancient Egypt in school and you make
a booklet about the tomb of Queen Serenity. Thanks Lauren!
2866. You want to dye your hair pink and put it into those
famous meatballs and get red contacts so you can look just
like Reeny! Thanks Jamie! 8)
2867. Your AWARD winning science project is a model of the
solar system complete with bios of every sailor scout,
pictures of castles on their planets and a little model of
the Moon Kingdom having a party. Thanks Sarah!
2868. You wish, even if you're not single, to be dating one
of the Sailor Scouts. Thanks Adam K
2869. You constantly fantasize about being a Sailor Scout.
2870. You are passionately in love with Darien.
2871. You go to school dances alone hoping that Tuxedo Mask
will show up, and when he doesn't, you know that he has a
legitimate reason for not doing so.
2872. You believe that your ex-boyfriend is from the
2873. You have a real thing for blue, acordian-pleated
2874. You rationalize pigging out by thinking, "Hey, Serena
2875. You want to take a princess seminar just because
2876. You are always trying to make little kids cry to see
if a cresent moon shows up on their foreheads.
2877. You want to go on MTV'S Fanatic to meet Naoko
2878. You honestly believe that Y2K will be the beginning of
the Neo-Silver Millenium.
2879. You sit in front of the fire place for hours to see if
you can read the flames like Raye does.
2880. You do your bedroom in a bunny motif.
2881. You become suspicious of all cosmetics sales
people.(a.k.a the Four Twisted Sisters)
2882. You're afraid to touch trees for fear that they'll
suck out your energy.
2883. In objecting to dissection in biology, you suggest a
unit in space botany instead. All of the above are thanks to
Bunny & Zelda! Thanks guys!
2884. You record every minute of a channel hoping to record
some Sailor Moon commercials.
2885. You fly to Japan to find that rare (in America,
popular in Japan) Sailor Pluto toothbrush.
2886. You will not speak with someone unless he/she refers
to you as "Princess Serena of the Silver Millenium"
2887. You search every arcade in the state looking for a
Sailor V video game.
2888. You recite every line from all translated episodes,
hoping Lucas will make a Sailor Moon movie and discover you.
All of the above are thanks to Venus-Cat!
2889. In class when you raise your hand, you just want to
say, "Moon Prism Power." Or other Transformations chants.
2890. You wonder why the scouts (when they transform) get
their nails painted and then cover them with gloves.
2891. Even though you are allergic to cats, you still get a
black cat and name her Luna, a white cat and name him
Artemis, and hope they have a purple kitten so you could
name her Diana.
2892. Sometimes you correct others by saying your name is,
"Serena," or any other scout name.
2893. All (or some) your chat names, e-mail names, or code
names are Sailor Moon related.
2894. You talk about Sailor Moon 60% of the time.
2895. You love Sailor Moon so much, your parents think you
should join "Sailor Moon Anynomous."
2896. When you order Sailor Moon stuff and don't get it
right away, you cry like Serena.
2897. You always compare yourself, and people you know to
the Sailor Socuts.
2898. When you miss a Sailor Moon episode, you cry!
2899. You don't mind your school having school uniforms as
long as there exactly like the ones in the series.
2900. You memorize every attack and transformation poses or
your favorite,or all of the Sailor Scouts.
2901. You're exactly like your favorite scout, it doesn't
even surpise you!
2902. Your friends call you "Meatball Head" because of your
2903. You have joined so many Sailor Moon clubs, you can't
even count them.
2904. You look up Sailor Moon info, pics, and GIFs everyday
on the internet.
2905. When you have kids someday, you'll have them watch,
and try to make them obsessed with Sailor Moon.
2906. Whenever there is a mirror, you check your forehead if
there is any Sailor Scout Symbols there.
2907. Or you take markers and draw a Sailor Scout Symbol on
2908. You wish your pen was the "Luna Pen" or a
2909. You save up your money, even every penny, to buy
Sailor Moon stuff.
2910. You want to learn how to sew and have your very own
sewing machine so you can make a Sailor Scout outfit.
2911. You always hope someone you like, or your boyfriend
gives you red or white roses.
2912. You try to make your boyfriend dress like tuxedo mask
for a Halloween dance and you wear a Sailor Moon outfit. Or
make him wear a Prince Darien costume and you a Princess
2913. You sometimes get Nega vibes and feel that the
Negaverse is near.
2914. You wish you lived at a temple like Raye's.
2915. You wish your cat could talk like Luna, Artemis, or
2916. You actually think there is a Sailor Moon....or that
you are Sailor Moon! All of the above are thanks to Jennie!
Thanks so much!
2917. You actually conned one of your roommates into taping
the show every day that you're not home to tape it yourself!
2918. You choose not to have any friends exept for a pink
haired girl so you can be like Hotaru.
2919. Whenever you get mad at someone, you bash them over
the head with a broomstick that you taped a paper blade to
and scream "Death reborn revolution!"
2920. You tell everyone at school that your dad is a mad
2921. If someone doesn't call you Tomoe Hotaru, you attack
them with your homemade silence glaive.
2922. You have so many lamps in your bedroom that planes
sometimes try to land at your house!
2923. You say you live in a mansion when you actually live
in a co-op.
2924. You say that your parents are two women named
Michiru-mama and Haruka-papa, when your parents names are
really Gilbert and Ingred! All of the above are thanks to
2925. You can spell Usagi in Kanji(A form of writing in
symbols that Japanese use similar to the Chinese)
2926. You can carry on a conversation in Japanese with a
person from Japan and they understand you.
2927. If school gets delayed because it's too foggy and you
scream "Thank You Mercury" as loud as you can, out of the
2928. You get kicked out of a car dealership for standing on
all of their red Ferrari's and screaming "You're going down
Nephlite" as the security men are pulling you off the car.
2929. You get a 30% on a test and are not upset, because now
you are just a little more like Serena.
2930. People in your French class wonder why you're not
taking Japanese and you respond "If our school had a
Japanese class I would".
2931. You secretly talk to your fireplace when no one is
2932. You buy a cockatoo and dye it purple(If you've seen
the episode you know what I'm talking about).
2933. The word usage makes you think of Usagi.
2934. During the weekends you used to go through withdrawal,
but now you go through withdrawal during the commercials!
All of the above are thanks to Neo- Queen Serenity! Thanks
2935. You think that your cat is proud of you when you
memorize the transformation and destroying phrases that
Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts use. Thanks Courtney!
2936. The first thing you say in the morning is one of the
transformations (e.g. moon prism power), hoping that when
you look into the mirror you will be a Sailor Scout. Thanks
2937. You keep a package of temporary crescent moon tattoos
around for cheering you up when you're depressed.
2938. You can't go to sleep without listening to the Sailor
Moon theme at least once!
2939. You're looking for a set of translucent wings to put
on your Neo-Queen Serenity outfit.
2940. You're having a Sailor Moon tiara made especially for
2941. Your computer has a SM background.
2942. You refuse to leave the house at 4 o'clock for any
reason, so that you can watch 'the show'.
2943. You insist on watching a taped SM episode at 4 o'clock
on Saturdays and Sundays so that you won't have to go a day
2944. You're considering a class in martial arts.
2945. You're considering a class in Japanese.
2946. You don't have to read the subtitles on your subtitled
SM movies anymore, you know all the words by heart.
2947. You can sing the SM theme song, both sets of lyrics,
in both languages.
2948. Whenever the subject of Japan comes up in your
geography class, you know more than the teacher. All of the
above are thanks to LadyPolgara! Thanks so much!
2949. You start to call your bf Mamo-chan and you get really
mad when he calls you by your name and not Usako.
2950. You go to the race track hoping to met someone like
2951. You call your teacher Miss H.
2952. You try to cook like Makoto and hope that Usagi will
come up and ask for some food. All of the above are thanks
to HarukaslrUranus2! Thanks!
2953. When you convince your English teacher to let you
write an English paper about Sailor Moon. Thanks Diana!
2954. You create your own SM character and give her a
background, real name, transformation music, famous quote...
2955. You tape every episode of SM off TV just for
2956. You don't like anyone unless they know something about
Japanese anime. All of the above are thanks to S.T.
2957. Whenever you write a story you include the names of
characters in it and make them the main characters.
2958. You get WAY too hyped about gaining half a pound.
2959. When your mom takes you shopping for your birthday,
you go into a store and buy everything from Sailor
Moon...even the things you don't really like...
2960. Your sister buys you a Sailor Moon journal from
Claire's with her own money for no occasion whatsoever. All
of the above are thanks to Katibugk11
2961. You find yourself dressing up as sailor moon and
running around town saying "In the name of the moon, I will
punish you! Thanks Selene!
2962. You tell your teacher all about anime and Sailor Moon
right before his or her trip to Japan, conveniently, hoping
to be brought back some SM presents!
2963. Right before you open your locker, you yell, "Locker
2964. While watching a NASCAR race, you yell, "Sailor
Scouts, start your engines!"
2965. During a hockey game, when your team scores, you yell,
"goal scoring power!" All of the above are thanks to
2966. Your favorites' list page on your start icon has
Sailor Moon, and ONLY sailor moon web sites (and takes up
the whole screen).
2967. One of your things to do today (and everyday) is to
add a YKYWTMSMW to the list. The above are thanks to
2968. You wonder why the SM movies haven't won an Oscar yet.
2969. You wonder why Sailor Moon or any of the other scouts
don't have stars on the Walk of Fame. Thanks Rei Holt!
2970. You sing the SM songs while you're asleep. Thanks
2971. Your parents are getting sick of Sailor Moon so they
use it as a punishment if you get into trouble!
2972. You tape every SM episode, fearing they might replace
it with some weird show. Thanks Young!
2973. You get mad at someone and try to throw your tiara at
2974. The "golf ball" at Epcot reminds you if the Imperium
2975. You ask for Sailor Moon stuff for graduation.
2976. You get it. The above are thanks to Lady Jupiter!
2977. You scare your friend every time she comes over by
playing Sailor Scouts vs. The Negaverse.
2978. Your high school has nominated you as prom queen and
your sweetie as King and you convince him to go as Prince
Darien and you as Neo Queen Serenity.
2979. You get accepted to Harvard but you won't go because
they don't get the Cartoon Network.
2980. You get kicked out of school and have your sailor
items taken away because you were carrying your
transformation pen, moon locket, and your time key. (they
dont get that you need them to save the world). The above
are thanks to Sailor Iris!
2981. You have a dream where you are Sailor Moon (and you
are a guy).
2982. You have multiple Sailor Moon desktop themes on your
2983. You insist that EVERY computer on your network MUST
have a Sailor Moon desktop theme.
2984. You create your own Sailor Moon version of Monopoly.
2985. You're a guy and you wear Sailor Moon Underwear.
2986. You're a guy and you have Sailor Moon's hair style.
2987. You program your own Sailor Moon game.
2988. You get your favorite Scout symbol tattooed on your
forehead. The above are thanks to David!
2989. You don't sleep in on the weekends just to see Sailor
Moon whip butt!! Thanks Polgara!
2990. You buy an island to try to make a palace on it and
train two cats to talk. Thanks Marie!
2991. You don't go on a cruise ship, for obvious reasons.
2992. You go to the bodybuilding championships and the first
team up is Molly & Melvin. Thanks TDC!
2993. You wish your whole report was about how much you know
about Sailor Moon because you know you'll get straight A's.
2994. You see Darien kiss Serena you get really frustrated
and wish it was you giving her that kiss.
2995. You wont let anyone into your home or look at anything
belonging to you because you are afraid they will learn that
you are a Sailor Scout.
2996. You get accepted to Princeton but won't go because
they won't let you take your talking cat with you.
2997. You hide under your bed everytime there are dark
clouds covering the sky. Who knows, maybe it really IS the
Negaverse this time.
2998. You always wear a top hat, tux, cape, carry a
retractable cane, throw roses at everybody who looks evil,
and walk around humming Tuxedo Mask's Theme. (If you are a
boy SM fanatic)
2999. Every five minutes you practice throwing a frisbee
just right - who knows you might need that skill one of
3000. Everytime you open a music box, you expect it to play
the song from Serena's locket. The above are thanks to Mike!
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