3501. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When
you attempt to dye your unnatural black hair the perfect SM
color that you've been hunting for a year straight and
finally found, but it turns Orange (You know what. . .I'll
just wait till my natural blonde comes back in or something
3502. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you type/say
everything I've said or done. ((Webmistress comment: Doing
that now aren't I? ^_^))
3503. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you call
yourself Usagi Kou/ Usagi Tiara.
3504. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you legally
change your name to Usagi Kou/ Usagi Tiara.
3505. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – You think Seiya is
3506. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you wish to all
the heavenly bodies you were as beautiful as NQS, Princess
Serenity, Queen Serenity, or any of the other Royalty
3507. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you try to make
your legs over three quarters of your total body percentage,
and your breasts the last quarter.
3508. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you know what
I'm talking about in the above statement.
3509. Submitted by Resident Usagi Kou – When you make your
own Doujinshi and then scan it to your site.
3510. Submitted by Kittylass - You accidentally call your
boyfriend Darien, which just happens to be your
ex-boyfriends name, so he dumps you, but you're too busy
watching SM to catch the actual reason why, so you pretend
it's because he senses something bad will happen to you if
you keep going out.
*The ones with two stars are the ones
the author hasn’t done!*
reading this list ~.O
3512. *Ideas are already coming into your head as to what to
put on this list
3513. *Everything around you reminds you of Sailor Moon or
something on Sailor Moon
3514. *Haruka and Michiru's relationship is NORMAL!!
3515. *You know how to put your hair up in odangoes
3516. *You've already thought up of your OWN way of making
3517. *You wear these odangoes every moment you can, despite
it's taking thirty minutes to do each one
3518. *Your hair has to correspond with one of the senshi's
3519. *Books on the planets start to sound made-up...you
KNOW there's a castle somewhere on Mare Serenitatis (where
the "Moon Kingdom" is)
3520. *The term "Sailor" does not necessarily mean somebody
on a boat
3521. *You know only Japanese words that have some kind of
connection with Sailor Moon, even if you're studying the
3522. *You know who Alex Glover is, but have never met him
3523. *SOS is a distress call??
3524. *When listing the nine planets, you add Moon and
remove Earth, and wonder why the teacher marked it wrong
3525. *Anything you do has to do with Sailor Moon
3526. **You refuuuuse to go out with any guy without black
hair and blue eyes
3527. **You only want girls with long blonde hair tied up in
3528. **You want a girlfriend with blue green hair and
you're a girl...o.o
3529. *You start laughing at the concept that the other nine
planets are "non-inhabitable"
3530. *You took the time to learn HTML for the sole purpose
of creating a shrine for Sailor Moon
3531. *You spent a whole summer learning HTML for this
3532. *People start calling you "Sailor Moon"
3533. *People start calling you "That Sailor Moon freak"
3534. *You start calling yourself "That Sailor Moon freak"
3535. *Your romantic life has always had some connection
with Sailor Moon ^.^;
3536. *You adamantly refuse to go out with anybody who
doesn't know or like Sailor Moon U.U
3537. *Your two year old little sister knows how to say
"Moon Prism Power! Make up! while raising her hand in the
3538. *Your friend has made you a Sailor tiara out of paper
and you squealed for joy
3539. *You're a girl and you'd rather go to a comic book
shop where they sell Sailor Moon videos instead of buying
3540. *You've thought about dying your hair blue, dark
green, blue green, or even pink
3541. **You've actually dyed your hair blue, dark green,
blue green or pink
3542. *You spend yeeeeears trying to learn how to draw the
senshi "manga style"
3543. *When you're being described, Sailor Moon has to fit
3544. *You know that "The Cult of Serenity" is not dangerous
3545. *The best way to your heart is to talk about Sailor
3546. *Your dream present would be to go to Japan and just
seeeee Naoko Takeuchi
3547. *You start thinking about the day when the world would
become Crystal Tokyo
3548. *You start daydreaming about being a senshi and
destroying your enemies
3549. *You want uniforms for your school as long as they
look like the senshi's!!!
3550. *Japan is the ideal place to go for your honeymoon
3551. *You start saying words in Japanese just so that you
have an opportunity to explain Sailor Moon
3552. *You tell everybody you know about Sailor Moon!
3553. *You wish so badly that you were born in Japan
3554. *You've thought about becoming a Shinto Maiden, even
though you're catholic
3555. *The computer is there for my Sailor Moon files and
3556. *You watch Japanese episodes without subtitles, but
you don't care!
(Nyanko's Sailor Moon)
3557. You use
the Sailor Moon patch on your copy of The Sims
3558. You've been boycotting Power Rangers ever since that
awful Saban Moon trailer resurfaced online
3559. You think that Tupac Shakur has a song on one of the
3560. You burn your house down just so you can talk to the
3561. Every time you roast a marshmallow, you say "Fire
3562. You've ever tried to do an Akuryou Taisan
3563. You tried it, and it worked!!!!!!
3564. You smash a $2,000 computer system because you think
that it has been possessed by an evil entity
3565. Everytime you throw a snowball, you say any of Sailor
Mercury's attack phrases
3566. You've started a petition to get a Sailor V game out
3567. You're distrustful of pale women in skimpy outfits
3568. Instead of NSYNC or BSB, your favorite boyband is the
3569. You've broken several CDs attempting Sailor Moon's
3570. You've spent hours in the mirror trying to put your
hair up in odango
3571. You have drawings of Destiny's Child dressed up like
3572. You've ever tried to send threatening letters to Linda
Ballantyne (Especially with cut-out letters from
magazines....very Sex Pistols!!)
3573. Your screen name or e-mail address includes the words
"sailor", "chibi", "rini" (In any of it's spellings), "usagi",
or "tsukino" (e.g. SailorReenyMoon1997@hotmail.com)
3574. You have a crescent moon tattooed on any body part
that should be covered by underwear
3575. You actually like those techno mixes with Sailormoon
sound clips on Napster
3576. You make those techno mixes with Sailormoon sound
clips on Napster
3577. You call your play cousin (Who lives 3,000 miles away)
just to commentate on the new episodes
3578. SOS sends you Christmas cards
3579. You've actually had a physical fight with someone who
said that Sailor Moon sucked
3580. You've spent more than your annual income at
3581. Whenever you eat spaghetti & meatballs, you get a
warm, fuzzy feeling
3582. You played the Moonmix MIDI at a party
3583. You ever customized JEM dolls into Sailor Senshi
(Well, Raya would make a cool Sailor Jupiter...)
3584. You've ever called a radio station and given a
shout-out to you favorite WPR
3585. You went to a beauty salon and requested a "Hotaru"
3586. You want to marry Hitoshi Doi
3587. A night of Japanese snack foods and VKLL's fansubs is
your idea of a hot date ("Pass the Pocky and pop in that
"Saint Tail" tape, LaQuita!!")
3588. You show up to marital arts classes wearing pumps
3589. You've ever set up a cheerleading routine to "Moon
3590. You tried to get Kotono Mitsuishi to sing at your
3591. You always wear Japanese uniforms to school....but you
live in Canada
3592. You plan your clothing colors around those of your
3593. You only date girls with long blond pigtails
3594. You always get the urge to talk like a Valley Girl and
use Ebonics at the same time ("Missy, you're, like, SO off
the heezy fo cheezy jiggy, girlfriend!! West SIIIIIDE!!!")
3595. You make up some lame excuse just to buy the dolls
(e.g. "This is for my niece, Kevin!")
3596. You talk to fire.
3597. You carry around a plastic red rose....just in case.
3598. You get a 31% on a test and think that at least you
did better than Sailor Moon.
3599. You get a computer just to go to Sailor Moon Websites.
3600. eBay sends you Christmas cards
3601. You Paint a Crescent moon on your cat's forehead.
3602. You dye your hair pink, blue, or green to look like
your favorite Sailor.
3603. You stay after school everyday so you can be as smart
3604. Whenever you get in trouble, you wait for a girl in a
sailor suit to save you
3605. You always speak of Crystal Tokyo
3606. You buy any of the CDs and listen to them twenty times
3607. You wear a tuxedo everywhere
3608. You where one anywhere, and your a girl!!
3609. Every time you see a full moon, you get a warm, fuzzy
3610. You think that the kids that you are babysitting are
from the Dead Moon Circus
3611. You dress like Sailor Venus for Halloween....and
you're not female!!!!!
3612. You try to spot subliminal messages in any of the
3613. You only come alive during Chemistry when the teacher
mentions Plutonium, Uranium, Neptunium, or Mercury.
3614. You've ever tried the Sailor Teleport
3615. You go around sticking grocery store receipts to
people's heads saying "Mars Fireball, Charge!!!
3616. You run a church dedicated to any character
3617. You always wait for some nut in a tuxedo to rescue
3618. You can't remember your family's birthdays, but you
know all of the ones of Sailor Moon
3619. You get mad when someone uses the English names for
the characters ("She's Usagi, NOT SERENA!!!")
3620. You weigh 400 pounds, yet you insist on cosplaying as
3621. You put electric tape on your stomach shaped in the
letters S M and tan out in the sun until you get burned!(ok
I did this but it just won't come off...and I don't mind!)
3622. You seriously consider a tattoo of your fav's scouts
symbol on you forehead.(Honestly I will do this!)
3623. You have at least one shirt exactly like your fav
scouts!(I only have 4!)
3624. You gone on sooo many quizzes you e-mail the people
who have a question wrong!(I hate it how ppl don't know that
there is a Sailor SCout on every planet!)
3625. You HATE dubbies and want to take them under your
control and turn them into moonies! (Dubbies suck!)
3626. You have beat up at least one person for saying those
dreaded words "Sailor Moon Sux"(my nephew >:)
3627. Reading those words just made you tingle.*shudder*
3628. You have taken so many quizzes that your comments are
usually "Too Easy"(Help I cannot find a quiz I can't pass!)
3629. No one will ever again say "What is Sailor Moon"
because last time you went on FOREVER starting with 1000
years ago... (What I'm not obsessed!)
3630. You can type Sailor Moon faster than your name. But is
usually looks like this: SAilor MOon!(What I don't type
SAIlor MOon funny)
3631. When your teacher asks "What do you want to do when
you grow up" you answer "Rule the world" with a strait face.
(They all laugh at me... its ok they'll see when I'm queen)
3632. You yell at your mom for a half an hour telling her
how they will prolly turn the Starlights to GIRLS! (I HATE
3633. YOu have a dream about a Sailor Moon talk show and you
win!(I always win)
3634. Every quiz you take you have to answer the question
Japanese version: English version: (I know to much!)
3635. You chewout every person who says Chibi Chibi is
Chibiusa's daughter! (She is a frickin star seed for god
3636. When Toonami's web page said Artimus is Darien's cat
you send them hate mail and the next week it is all fixed. (WHat
ME send HATE mail no way!)
3637. You grab a pencil in Teen Heath and when you realize
it says "moon" you scream "Destiny!"(Don't you hate it when
you think out loud!)
3638. You love Japan so much your sister goes to Disney
world and buys you a Japanese flag!!!( I wuv my sissy)
3639. You know your translated name! (Mine is Kasushi)
3640. You have a Japanese translation sheet and use it
often! (konichiwa minna!)
3641. You have a Sailor Moon costume in your dresser drawer.
(I don't think I’m Sailor Moon I know it!)
3642. You wear it at your nephews b-day party and he thought
you WHERE Sailor Moon.(Well duh because I am!)
3643. Your room is so stuffed with Sailor Moon stuff if
someone comes into your room you are forced to explain.
3644. You have turned numerous friends into moonies!!!(well
lets count 56,57,58...)
3645. YOu HATE crossover fics because Usagi is with Mamoru
and so on and so forth... (Ok Mina and Lita ARENT together!)
3646. You have a pic of Mamoru on the inside of your dresser
and kiss it every morning. (And before I got o bed!)
3647. You have also woken up at 3:30 in the morning kissing
it!!!(Its DEstiny I tell you DEstiny!)
3648. You SWEAR someday you will find a full size naked pic
of Mamoru and hang it on your wall (Who cares what mom
3649. Your dream is to buy black & white cats and name them
Luna and Artimus (even tho your allergic)
3650. You want to go to MTV's Fanatic and meet Naoko
Takeuchi.(So what if they say she isn't a star... she is in
3651. You wonder why the scouts get painted nails then put
on gloves!(On Halloween I am painting my nails! and putting
3652. YOu HATE English names (e.g. Amara )
3653. YOu just screamed when you read that. (Ahhhhhhh!)
3654. YOu know Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna's Apartment
numbers (ANd realize they match there b-days 1209, 1306,
3655. You refuse to buy a new toothbrush because you love
putting Tuxedo Mask in your mouth!!!(Yummy!)
3656. You are making a house for your SAilor MOon dolls!
(They even have a laundry room!)
3657. And your 14. (so!)
3658. Sailor Moon got cancelled and you didn't care cause at
least ONE of your hate letters will get through to them!
(Again I don't send hate letters!)
3659. OK you did care you cried... then sent hate letters. (
3660. You HATE the R movie cause Mamoru gets hurt :( (sorry
if you didn't see it yet oops!)
3661. If you are 5 foot 4 by the time you are 16 your are
going to dye your hair aquamarine. (my sister)
3662. If you are 5 foot 8 by the time you are 16 your going
to chop your hair off :( (she made me)
3663. But you wont become a lesbian (no offense but my life
3664. You have a moonie friend that is 46 and you want to be
just like them!!!(OH god that sounds pathetic!)
3665. You've liked SAilor Moon 3 years 5 months and 21 days
or more!!!(so I count!)
3666. You are going to change your name to Tsukino Usagi
when you are 18!(I will)
3667. You have played the Sailor MOon Theme repeating all
night!(It gets sooo stuck inn your head)
3668. You have recorded your voice saying the episodes 1-82
and summaries.(I like the sound of my voice!)
3669. You can recite all the episodes and numbers 1-82. (1.A
moon star is born 2. Talk radio...)
3670. You have recorded your Sailor Scout dolls on logtech
making it look like they are moving.(I just want them to)
3671. You are dressing up as Sailor Moon and the scouts for
your third year on Halloween.(I can't wait!)
3672. You sing the theme song in the shower. (What...it is a
3673. You paint an old golf ball and pretend it's your very
own Imperium Silver Crystal.(I am Sailor Moon!)
3674. You celebrate the Scout's birthdays.(Lita's Next Dec.
3675. Every time you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like
a lady" you can't help but think of Zoycite. (Man he does
look like a lady!)
3676. When you go to your dads for a month you have two
suitcases and 1 and 1/2 of them are filled with Sailor Moon
stuff. (WHat, you just gotta have it!)
3677. On June 30th (Usagi's B-day) Your Family gives you
presents!(I got a pink bunny this year)
means the author came up with it. (=
3678. Your answering machine says, "Sailor Moon says, leave
a message after the beep!"
3679. You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home
from school and watch Sailor Moon.
3680. When you shut down your computer it says, "Sailor Moon
Says... See Yah!"
3681. When you’re taking a test and you don’t know the
answer to one of the questions, you put one of the Sailor
Scouts name in the space.
3682. You notice that TM and SM (the initials of Tuxedo Mask
and Sailor Moon) are side by side in the initials
3683. You only wear the color that your favorite scout
3684. Whenever your friends see you coming, they run because
they know all you'll talk about is Sailor Moon.
3685. Your email address is based on Sailor Scout names.
3686. You realize you just CAN'T watch too much Sailor
3687. Your locker is covered completely in Sailor Moon
stickers and pictures.
3688. You have thousands of pics on your hard drive and it’s
driving your family crazy!
3689. You have a crush on one of the characters.
3690. You daydream that you’re a Sailor Scout fighting evil
or that you’ve meet the Sailor Scouts.
3691. You and your friends are late to school and your
struck with an idea! You grab your friends’ hands and shout.
“Sailor teleport!” After your friends stop starring at you,
you decide maybe it’s best to run.
3692. When you’re embarrassed, a teardrop appears on the
back of your head.
3693. Every time you raise your hand in class, you have the
uncontrollable urge to shout "Moon Prism Power!"
3694. When your brother/sister keeps saying mom or dad (your
name) keeps going into Sailor Moon sites.
3695. When you see a cute guy/girl huge hearts pop out of
3696. A girl at your school named Serena now thinks you're
crazy, because one day you walked up to her and said, "I
know who you REALLY are."
3697. When your teacher returns your "What I did over Summer
Vacation" essay, she asks why you gave her a forty-six page
story about 'Sailor Moon'.
3698. You toss pink flower petals around yourself, hoping
that they will transport you to the Negaverse.
3699. You are on the Internet looking for school research
sources and you wind up on a Sailor Moon website.
3700. Your parents admitted you to a mental institute
because last week you chased a motorcycle down the highway
screaming "Amara, wait!!!"
3701. You read the statements on this web page and think,
"It's funny, because it's true."
3702. You stand in front of a sliding glass door for hours,
hoping to see your reflection turn into Sailor Moon.
3703. When your cell phone rings, instead of
'ring.....ring....' the Sailor Moon theme song plays. ^^
3704. You refer to this list often to see how you may
further prove your moonie-ness.
3705. You know this list so well that you don't HAVE to
refer to it.
3706. You WROTE this list.
3707. You tell your brother that he's being an idiot by
denying that Luna exists when you see a shop called 'Luna's
3708. You tell everyone that hair colors like brown, blonde,
and black are banal- and you don't even know what banal
3709. You received a Sailor Moon calendar for Christmas- and
you already had one.
3710. You received a Sailor Moon calendar for Christmas. You
already had one, but you REFUSED to return either one and
kept commenting "This is great! Now I have TWO!"
3711. And you MEANT it.
3712. REALLY meant it.
3713. You want to take anger management class to see if you
can learn to handle your intense hatred of all Sailor Moon
3714. You say ' -sama' after every sailor scout's name.
3715. Your little brother was annoying you while you were
eating breakfast, so you hurled half of your bagel at his
head while screaming: "Moon Bagel MAGIC!"
3716. When you're angry at someone, you throw anything that
slightly resembles a tiara at them, saying: "In the name of
the Moon, I shall punish you!"
3717. You break a mirror and reglue the pieces so that what
was previously a mirror now looks (at least to you) like the
Silver Imperium Crystal.
3718. The song "Daddy's Girl" makes you cry because every
time you hear it, you think about how Lita doesn't HAVE a
3719. It seems perfectly normal to you to spend half an hour
copying down the words to "Ai no Senshi" and "Moonlight
Denetsu" from a site on the internet.
3720. You know the Japanese versions of "Ai no Senshi" and
"Moonlight Denetsu" SO well that every member of your family
can sing along with you.
3721. Including your three-year-old sister.
3722. And the cat.
3723. People constantly ask you why you like Sailor Moon.
3724. And that strikes you as such a stupid question that
you don't even answer.
3725. Your friend says, "Look! Over there! It's ... Sailor
Moon!" And you look.
3726. And you actually believe you SEE Sailor Moon.
(Scary Sailor Moon site)
8^) ~= lived by the author or friends
3727. You decide to do your thesis in history about Sailor
3728. You accuse the comity who failed your thesis to be
Wise Man's minions...~
3729. You make sure your university schedule doesn't
interfere with Sailor Moon's diffusion...
3730. You know all episode titles by heart....
3731. When your fifteenth girlfriend leaves you cause she
thinks you cheat her with a certain Ami, Raye or Serena...
3732. You end up in a mental hospital because you keep
screaming in a classroom MERCURY POWER in all possible
3733. You get treated for thinking yourself as Sailor Moon
or Tuxedo Mask. [That's no disease! Not to do so would be
3734. You came to speak better Japanese than English! [It
was originally French, of course!]
3735. You know every line of the show and that in French,
English, German, Japanese, Sumerian and sing language.
3736. You impatiently wait for the episode where the senshi
will finally be beaten by the forces of evil. It can take
quite a while before it happens :)
3737. When you start writing anything!....
3738. You go to school with your hair done like Serena's or
Pluto's. And especially when your friends calls you Setsuna.
[Originally the names were Bunny for Serena and S**ine for
3739. They made an article about you in a collector magazine
(I admit it's a bit far!)
3740. You recognize stories you sent to TOEI...
3741. At your prom, you sing "only a memory away"
3742. At your school's talent show, you sing the theme show.
3743. You're speaking to your Sailor Moon posters, but you
start understanding why they don't answer: they are made in
Japan, they mustn't speak English. [same note! ^^]
3744. You get withdrawal symptoms Sailor Moon during
3745. You are pissed of since you can't wear what your
Sailor Moon doll wears.
3746. At midnight in the New Year, while everyone sings "Ce
n'est qu'un au-revoir", you sing "It's a New Day". [I don't
know any English equivalent for "Ce n'est qu'un au-revoir"]
3747. All calendars of the house has the anniversary of all
scouts on them.
3748. When you're late at home, you plaid: "Sorry, I had a
job for the Sailor scouts!"
3749. When you're late at school, you plaid: "My alarm
3750. You're already worrying about the end when you see the
3751. You use this list to convince your parents you're not
the only maniac around.
3752. After a short trip to Japan, you're arrested at the
customs for trying to drain the Japan's Sailor Moon goodies
3753. You see a fire and cry when you realize it's no use
yelling: "Deep submerge".
3754. You are sure your energy have been drained every time
you are tired.
3755. You draw a Mercury symbol on your pocket computer.
3756. You sing Sailor Moon songs under the shower. 8^)
3757. You look in every jewelry store you see if they have
the Silver Crystal.
3758. Your dream wedding dress is... princess Serenity's!
3759. When you play with soap bubbles, you scream:
"Mercury's bubbles blast!!!"
3760. Even your parents know the songs by heart. 8^)
3761. You call your cats Luna and Artemis.
3762. You try to read the future in front of a fire.
3763. Every time a new store opens, you suspect the enemy.
3764. Window's password is Ami Mizuno.
3765. You imitate Sailor Moon's gestures even in English
class... 8^) (hi Marie-Eve!)
3766. You pretend to be sick to stay home and watch Sailor
Moon. 8^) (careful Anne-Marie!)
3767. When you are compared to Serena, you take it as a
3768. You get mad at your parents for not having called you
by the name of a Sailor.
3769. When you have a call waiting, it's Sailormoon theme
3770. When the moon is full, you take your telescope and try
to locate the Silver Millenium.
3771. If the teacher asks you the name of the planets, you
say: " Ami, Minako, Mamoru, Rei, Makoto, Hotaru, Haruka,
Michiru and Setsuna!"
3772. It's your only reason to get up in the morning.
3773. You want to call your first daughter Serena.
3774. You can't sleep when episodes finishes in intrigues.
3775. You pretend to buy Sailor Moon dolls for your sister
or cousin but you're lying. 8^)
3776. You talk to your cat and expect an answer.
3777. You play Allan's music on the flute to attract girls.
3778. You try every brooch you find, one has to transform
you into Sailor Moon!
3779. You see yourself in this list. (I think Anne-Marie
will kill me...)
3780. When you throw a Frisbee, you can't help but say:
"Moon tiara Magic!" 8^) (good memories...)
3781. You suspect every new student.
3782. You are afraid, in your bubble bath, that Chibi-Usa
might suddenly come out of it!
3783. Whenever you see a cat... (You never know, just add a
moon crescent and a bit of black and...)
3784. Whenever you see a rose, then the guy must be Tuxedo
3785. When you see a guy with a long ponytail in the street
you think: "he must be one of the group Sailorstar light!!!
3786. You argue with your younger brother because Sailor
Moon is way stronger than his super-heroes!
3787. You ask your parents to move to Japan.
3788. You think Michiru have abused of seaweed shampoo.
3789. You swear to your science teacher there have been life
on the moon.
3790. You ask for a pencil, again, and the guy ask you:
"again?", you say: "it's for my math", while you know, you
missed, one more time, your Sailor Moon drawings.
3791. You think about your mom whom used to tell you only
birds could fly, but... Sailor Moon is not a bird, and she
3792. You stare at the big hall mirror (Who does not look
alike Nephrenia's) and you are afraid a shadow might come
out of it.
3793. You open an empty cage, sure Pegasus will come out.
3794. You're pissed off since you don't understand anything
in your Japanese dictionaries, but still try to translate
3795. You don't really notice it but you tell all your
friends that, during your vacations, you met this cat with
that moon thing on the forehead...
3796. You keep signing incorrectly the theme song, and you
go into depression.
3797. You work overtime for the new manga volumes...
3798. You pre-pay all volumes to come but not arrived yet.
3799. You wonder how comes there is so much blonde Japanese
3800. When you meet a cat, you whisper: "Hi Luna."
3801. Your little brother offers you for a supposed sister's
day some kind of statue shaped like... human, with paint,
yellow, pink, blue and a bit of red.
3802. You create a page for Sailor Moon.
3803. You create a second page for Sailor Moon.
3804. You collect call to Japan just to say "Bishoujo senshi
Sailormoon" and hear their reaction.
3805. You whom had such a nice room with little moons, you
see that Usagi completely changed the decoration (argh!)
3806. Your greatest wish is to find the pen who's going to
transform you into...
3807. You are ecstatic when you get to see a Greek episode
of Sailor Moon.
3808. You collect things with bunnies on them. 8^)
3809. You write manga.
3810. You have a Japanese pen-pal even tough you don't
understand each other. [Here in parenthesis was written
"English is useful sometimes!", but it doesn't make sense
3811. The time is gray and you think: "The Sailor scouts
must be fighting"
3812. You can sing the theme song in many languages, and you
3813. You hastily buy gum, pens, pencils, caps, posters,
dolls, even if they are pirates.
3814. You count Sailormoon sites ( 5681, 5682...)
3815. You spent 3 mounts making a list of all Sailor Moon
sites, now you have to visit them.
3816. You are ecstatic when you find a site entirely
dedicated to Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon (Karl Unnecessarily
long Sailor moon link page ) [If she says it's the biggest,
she obviously didn't see The Sailor Moon Nexus... If I could
find this page again...]
3817. At the pool you receive complements about your great
swimming, but you know you'll never swim as good as Ami!
Part by Youma Doom
3818. You think your English teacher is a youma.
3819. You think you might be a youma, actually.
3820. Your English teacher thinks you are a youma (My
English teacher in a fan of Sailor Venus!).
3821. You can't just give the bus driver your transfer, you
had to stick it on him saying: 'akuriou taisan!!!' (stcum
transfers looks like ofuda).
3822. You try to get the same marks as your favorite senshi
(easy for me, my favorite is Sailor Merc... ...do-oh!)
3823. You manage to get the same marks as your favorite
senshi (mercury in my case, the worst is that it's true!)
3824. You never scream a transformation formula, you know
it'll work, and neither the anime nor the manga ever shown
you how to transform back!
3825. You write about 300 pages of fanfic in a month and you
can't figure why they say you're exaggerating.
3826. You like water a lot, you have your name changed for
3827. You like water a lot, you have your name changed for
3828. You like water a lot, you have your name changed for
3829. You look for the Silver Millennium on the moon.
3830. You don't search for it, you already found it! It's
near the Humboldtianum sea (60N, 90E)
3831. You just realized your city is _not_ called Tokyo!
3832. You are willing to pay all your fortune for only one
episode, poorly subbed, seven generation copy, with no
sound, but you are sure you made a good deal!
3833. You think something is wrong because once, you didn't
dream about Sailormoon...
3834. You analyze the Ginzuishou to try to create your own
for personal uses (window ornament, prism to make cute
little rainbows, taking over the world...)
3835. You are sure Sailormoon is a plan to collect energy,
as proof, you are always tired after thirty two hours of
3836. You buy packs and packs of mister freeze, in hope
Jadeite might be in one.
3837. You think Mercury is lesbian: if she loved Zoisite
during the millennium, and DiC made it a woman... ?
3838. Too obsessed by Sailor Moon? Impossible, we can't love
it too much, Sailor Mars told me.
3839. You were late at school again because you forgot you
3840. You dislike the store's Sailormoon Action figures so
you carve your own.
3841. Sailor Moon action figure for sale, 50$, carved by
hand, wood, acrylic and real tissue, only Mercury and only
one item. [I still didn't sell it!]
3842. You name your children after gemstones. (Fulgurite, go
3843. You dedicate a great part of your life making
statistics about SM(41% of anti-shrines are about Tuxedo
Kamen, 84% of youma are female, 100% of my brain cells are
devoted to Sailormoon, 70% of these 'you know you watch too
much Sailor Moon when' actually happened to me, etc....)
3844. You built an altar to Naoko sama and you give it human
3845. You drive your parents on the edge of suicide
constantly finding resemblances with your heroin.
3846. You are exactly like Sailor x???x but she lives in
Tokyo, so it isn't you, you must be her evil equivalent.
3847. Cut your hair and dye it blue? Ya crazy? Your
meatballs looks so great!
3848. You try to find the passage to the Dark Kingdom on the
map.(should be on north pole, where is it?)
3849. You don't try anymore, you know in real life, good
guys don't always win, they must control the governments and
the Rand McNally.
3850. You suffer from double personality.(well known fact)
3851. If people don't like your fanfics, you draw them in
manga form, you might have a chance!
3852. You always overreact when you suspect someone to have
stolen your energy, but you would sacrifice it all for some
3853. You examine every image of every episode to prove you
were in the show.(Look, I found myself!)
3854. Rei and Jadeite did well not to stay together
(Millennium), we all know genetics: when one parent have
black hair and one blonde hair, the daughter has big scary
3855. Your friend who thinks she's Usagi would like to meet
a black cat with a moon crescent on the forehead but you
don't. You know if it happens, the cat will think you are a
youma and you'll end up being disturbed in class (scandal)
and threatened by a real youma, and anyway, you don't have
the time for that, you have to study!
3856. You suspect all gifted people to have a nijizuishou.
3857. You are a gifted, now you have to spend all your life
hiding from Zoisite.
3858. He'll find you anyway, and he's a good looking man,
3859. No matter if you like the Dark Kingdom or Sailor Moon,
you won't keep your nijizuishou, they all want it... They
are all after me!!!
3860. You want to marry with Chiba Mamoru, Urawa Ryo,
Yuuichiru, Motoki, Taiki, Jadeite, Zoisite, Kunzite, or any
pretty boy of the series.
3861. You want to marry Umino Gurio.
3862. You want to marry Chiba Mamoru, Urawa Ryo, Yuuichiru,
Motoki, Taiki, Jadeite, Zoisite, Kunzite, or any pretty boy
of the series and you are male.
3863. You want to marry Umino Gurio and you are male.
3864. You want to marry Umino Gurio and you are not
3865. Your parents nearly killed you when they saw the phone
bill you made by calling all the time to Japan, but is it
your fault if Naru is always in danger, you have t make sure
3866. You realize you can't communicate with the other
senshi, what will happen? It's tragic!
3867. You end up in a mental hospital for having attacked
people screaming 'Zoi!'
3868. Bad news, your psychiatrist think he's Tuxedo Kamen.
3869. You call every person who gives you orders "My Queen".
3870. The record of the longest fanfic is five hundred pages
long, you try to beat it!
3871. You wrote over nine hundred pages of fanfics at the
3872. You never went to Tokyo but you could find your way
around immediately if you go.
3873. You think you were in the Silver Millennium in your
3874. You don't think it, you know it.
3875. And you can prove it.
3876. Not only you can prove it, you will go back there,
anything is possible since the NASA is infiltrated by a
3877. You are the moonie who infiltrated it.
3878. Your father is desperate because you've put a giant
poster of Sailormoon where he wanted to put his giant poster
of the Enterprise.
3879. Your father swears to the gods he'll never talk about
Star Trek if you quit speaking about Sailormoon only one
3880. You lose your English only speaking Japanese.
3881. You are sure the spice girls are the senshi under a
3882. Same thing about the Backstreet boys... wait a minute
am I crazy???
3883. You have a solution about the official language
conflict in Quebec/Canada, if it was Japanese, nobody would
be the little favorite, no jealous, everybody is happy. And
the country would be safe: the Sailor could come!
3884. You wonder if Serenity is a dictator, she was never
3885. You prepare a big campaign to have the power when
Crystal Tokyo will come.
3886. You give up, being named Wiseman gives you a bad
feeling about your chances to beat Serenity.
3887. You send your gang at your place, they'll be less
suspicious. You know, Rubius, Emerald, the gang!
3888. You try to summon cardians from tarot cards (it does
look like Ail and Ann's...).
3889. You try to summon cardians from play cards.(Show
yourself, cardian two of squares!)
3890. You try to summon cardians from just any card.(Obey
me, cardian American Express!)
3891. You don't understand why people give you weird looks,
is there stain on your cape?
3892. You don't understand why people give you weird looks,
is there stain on your fuku?
3893. You don't understand why people give you weird looks,
did you said wrong the transformation formula you just
3894. If you come to say, for some dark reason, that you are
not a Sailormoon character, all people around you go seek
help, they think they are hallucinating.
3895. You have a pretty henshin pen in real stone and metal,
but are too chicken to use it.(my sister is like that, I
carved her the henshin pen(No! I'm not Luna!))
3896. A talking parrot? Yeah, but you have a talking cat!
3897. You freak about one of the Sailors.
3898. You freak about Mamoru.
3899. You freak about the four kings.
3900. You freak about Queen Beryl.
3901. You think the beatles are from the Dark Kingdom.
3902. To do like your hero Zoisite, you change sex every
time you change country.
3903. You always disguise as a Sailor at Halloween.
3904. You always disguise as a Sailor.
3905. You disguised as a Sailor long before the series even
3906. Disguise? Come on, you are a Sailor.
3907. You think Sailor Pluto, witch skin color changes all
the time (in manga vs anime by example, but even the manga
is not constant...), has something to do with Michael
3908. Even your little brother thinks he's Sailor Moon.(but
he was so disappointed when he found out she was a girl and
nobody told him...)
3909. Nobody wants to play Frisbee with you, you can't
figure out why...
3910. You wish you were a youma so you could see Kunzite and
3911. You cry every time you can't use your powers(But you
must have some).
3912. You cry every time you see an ending screen, too much
painful memories, like when Sailormoon finishes...
3913. You receive your marks and realize with horror you
only have seven 100%, and you thought you were Sailor
Mercury... (happened to me once, 94% in sciences, I'm still
3914. You create a cult about Sailormoon.
3915. You'd like to have your energy stolen, then you'd see
3916. You create a group of people with the same names of
characters at school.
3917. You never take the 66 bus, fearing it might
disappear.(with you in it, what loss for mankind!)
3918. You forgot your national anthem so you sing Sailormoon
theme song instead.
3919. You never say 'the Sailor senshi', you say 'us'.
3920. You go to Juban Junior High School.
3921. You voluntarily arrive late in hope to meet Usagi on
3922. You learnt to cry exactly like Usagi.
3923. You teach your sister to cry exactly like Usagi.
3924. You try to brainwash your sister so she don't know how
to cry like Usagi anymore.
3925. You quit trying that, you actually like Usagi's voice.
3926. You never do anything before being sure one of the
Sailor did it before.
3927. You are afraid to talk in your sleep, what if you said
'Firesoul' or something like that, it would be terribly
dangerous for fire.
3928. You never use the microwave, you use Mars powers to
heat food, well, finally you do use the microwave...
3929. You innocently open the door and discover two horrible
monsters who certainly want your energy or worst, quick, you
get your Moon Wand and scream "Moon Healing Escalation". It
doesn't do anything, but that's two Jehovah's who won't be
bothering you anymore...
3930. You consult a psychiatrist because once, weirdly, you
had the impression your name was not Mizuno Ami, what can it
3931. Will there be another Great Ice Storm at Montreal? You
haven't decided yet... (Mercury Ice Storm Blast!)
3932. You know the name of all characters by heart.(it
includes supporting roles you only see once and doesn't have
a *** of importance)
3933. Even Sailormoon would think you're too obsessed by
3934. Why going to school? You just have to find the
Ginzuishou and one formula later the world will be under
3935. Your worst fear is that Sailormoon does not exist for
real. (impossible, but when you think about that...)
3936. Even your potted plant runs away when you come, to not
hear about Sailormoon.
3937. You write a complete encyclopedia about the series and
are surprised you don't get published...
3938. You carry your Kurozuishou around, especially at the
arcade in case Joe would be there.
3939. You tried to count the number of seconds in a day you
thought about Sailormoon. 86399.
3940. There is 86400 seconds in a day, What were you
thinking all the rest of the time?
3941. You catch up the day after and think about it 958343
seconds, thank you Sailor Pluto!
3942. The governments is a bunch of traitors working for the
Death Phantom, but who didn't know that?
3943. You and thirty two students of your school are
expelled for fighting. But is it your fault if they all
copied your name? Fans, you are the only real Sailor x???x
3944. When you have to fight, you begin by trying a couple
of formulas. If it's not working, you decide to fight like
Makoto, and that's even more fun...
3945. You never go ice skating in a group of five and even
less if it's free.
3946. Actually, you never accept free stuff, it may be a
trap... No, wait, you accept it, if there is really a trap,
you must be there, the other Sailor need you!
3947. You might stop thinking you are Sailor Moon, but
she'll have to come and tell you herself.
3948. All your friends know all dialogues by heart, and they
don't even talk Japanese.
3949. If one of the Sailor doesn't like something, you don't
3950. You made yourself the fuku you wear half the time,
it's really cool, actually, people wonders how you made it,
easy, you explain, you just screamed 'Moon Crystal Power
3951. Crystal Tokyo is not in the atlas? So it was true, the
Rand McNally is controlled by the Dark Kingdom.
3952. You leave everything to devote your life to the cult
of Serenity, so in a future life maybe you'll reincarnate
into a Sailor.(we know they already are reincarnation of
planet princess, but you could reincarnate into a princess.)
3953. You organize moonies reunion where you discuss
extremely vital questions such: Is Chibi-Usa the
reincarnation of Queen Beryl (makes sense)? Do droids have a
soul (ask them)? Can all moonies be senshi (not only solar
system, I already saw a Sailor Krypton, Sailor Vulcain,
etc.)? And all constructive points like that...
3954. You are expulsed from the Club Price for having
screamed to everyone not to touch the samples because it's a
plan of the black moon to contaminate them with black
3955. You make plans to sneak into the Club Price and save
3956. You finally give up. If they are to be like that, then
they deserve to be taken over by the Black Moon!
3957. You tried to kill your history teacher because her
name was Karine Baryl.
3958. You are sure Naoko created the universe.
3959. The title screen of the show is printed on your
retina. (yaiiii, I see it everywhere!!!)
3960. You won't forgive the world for making capes out of
3961. You wear your Sailormoon watch, your Sailormoon
earrings, your Sailormoon brooch, your Sailormoon pants
holder, and so many Sailormoon stuff if you dive in a pool,
you sink immediately.
3962. You only think about that.
3963. You don't want to think about anything else.
3964. You think it's abnormal to think about anything else.
3965. There is something else???
3966. You finally decide to try a transformation phrase even
if you are scared not to be able to transform back but you
change your mind at the last second. If it didn't work.
Impossible but if it did happen, you would die.
3967. And even if it works, witch you are sure, maybe the
joy will be too much for your heart... You don't want to die
so young, the senshi will have to work without you one more
3968. You dream in Japanese subtitled in
English.[Exceptionally here English was not French
originally, because French subtitled fansubs are virtually
impossible to find. I'm still looking for some after two
years of intensive moonism]
3969. You change religion for Shinto.
3970. You keep calling the prayer 'Boxy'.(episode 26)
3971. You write some hundred of 'you know you watch too much
Sailor Moon when'.
3972. All based on true stories.
3973. But they are bad named, one can't watch too much
3974. You pretend the series of floods and ice storms are
just a dual between you (Mercury) and Neptune.
3975. You saw that glass thing the neighbors have in their
window(in the sun it makes niiiiiiiiiice rainbows) and that
looks so much like the Ginzuishou, so you want to get into
their house and steal it...
3976. You did steal it, but it wasn't the good one...
3977. You dedicate a webpage to ., lets say, pictures of
something really insignificant, yes, Sailor Chibi Moon's big
3978. You want to get a sexchange because your hero doesn't
have the same as you.
3979. You still think you have powers, even if it's the
third time you go to the hospital for having thought you
3980. Sailor Moon in person would tell you that you would
still not believe you are not her.
3981. You learn a second language just to visit a Sailor
3982. You still visit the pages in languages you don't
3983. You are shocked if someone ask you if you think you
are Sailor Moon, come on, would you do that? You know very
well you are Sailor Jupiter.
3984. You want to move to Mercurey, in France, or to
Jupiter, in the United-States, or in another city who has a
planet name in honor of your favorite Sailor.
3985. All currently known planets has their Sailors. Not
good, then you can't be one... You pass all your time stuck
to the telescope in hope to find a new one and you'll be its
3986. You keep calling the NASA to ask for the new planet
they discovered beyond Pluto(Don't get carried away, they
aren't sure) to be called Nemesis.
3987. You even see Sailor Moon in your food. So you stop
eating. You won't eat your heroin!
3988. Everyone stops listening when you begin a sentence
with the syllab 'Sail..', even if you were saying, say,
'salespersons are thieves'.[That new pun sucks but the old
one would not have made sense in English]
3989. You get confused when you write your name, sometimes.
But the teachers are used to it, they know the signature in
kanji is yours...
3990. You draw Nephrite’s symbol everywhere to get people's
energy, by example, that of the corrector of your exam, but
for what he's doing with his energy, he's better without
than with it...
3991. You think you are more than one character of the
series at the time and you end up fighting against yourself.
(not to do in public, speaking with experience...)
3992. You write a bible of Sailor Moon.
3993. You enroll in the navy so you can say you are a Sailor
3994. You swear allegiance to Serenity. [Here I had written
the declaration of allegiance, but I don't know the English
version: ‘Je, (inserez votre nom ici), declare solenellement,
d'etre fidele et de porter sinsere allegeance, a sa mageste
la nouvelle reine Serenite, reine de la Terre, a ses
descendants et a ses successeurs, en conformite avec la loi.’]
3995. You will only marry a moonie.
3996. You think antis are a real threat to mankind.
3997. At the smallest event you see a reference to Sailor
3998. At the smallest event you are inspired for two or
three new You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When.
3999. You are sure to read the word Sailormoon everywhere,
but it's just Salomon, but you laugh every time.
4000. When you can't remember someone, you try to remember
to witch character he reminds you most of.
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